Rosebud 0 #226 July 25, 2005 Oh me, me, me! I want to come play! I am only joining if I can spank asses, grab some boobies and flash the pilot... and this year there will be no topless chicken fights!!! If I can get all of that, I will be ready to boogie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #227 July 25, 2005 QuoteOh me, me, me! I want to come play! I am only joining if I can spank asses, grab some boobies and flash the pilot... and this year there will be no topless chicken fights!!! If I can get all of that, I will be ready to boogie! Oh hell yeah! It wouldn't be a boogie without ya Tui! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #228 July 25, 2005 QuoteOh me, me, me! I want to come play! I am only joining if I can spank asses, grab some boobies and flash the pilot... and this year there will be no topless chicken fights!!! If I can get all of that, I will be ready to boogie!Well I can offer my ass and my boobs and promise not to partake in any topless chicken fights... so as long as you flash the pilot it sounds good to me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #229 July 25, 2005 coming: ACMESkydiver alanab... i'll be there friday or saturday Anvil ballsack Chaoskitty chopchop CieloDiosa Cornholio! Deuce Feeblemind FIREFLYR Absolutely,possibly fueler GiaKrembs Girlfalldown JankyBob gjhdiver gravitygirl jdobleman Jsaxton livendive lummy mathias mcneill79 mfrese monkycndo NWFlyer photofly plaything, maybe tied up and kicking and screaming.. Rosebud SeaKev Sebazz1 Shawndiver skybytch (and some swooper guy) Skydivexxl with da beer! Skyesspot tallguy Thanatos340 vdschoor Breathing hard: Amazon Elisha genoyamamoto -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #230 July 26, 2005 Oh, ladies, please be careful. Wait until we are at a least at safe exit altitude before flashing either of our pilots. Gene, for sure, will take us to the lower ionisphere if he were to see a pair of real live perky boobies. The problem is we'd all pass out while he pulled back hard on his yoke and the smokers and old people passed out. The teenagers would think it was all cool, but the memory would be in black and white. Please pre-warn of boobie passes, so I can bring my supplemental oxygen, and even then put the pretty pink-nosed puppies away by 20 grand. Boobies have power. Like pistols, not to be waved around recklessly. Death could ensue. Like at a Englishman's house in Berkeley. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=hypoxia&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D19c8c13fb25dfbb5%26clickedItemRank%3D7%26userQuery%3Dhypoxia%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.wikipedia.org%252Fwiki%252FHypoxia%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPToolbarNS%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FHypoxia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #231 July 26, 2005 QuoteOh, ladies, please be careful. Wait until we are at a least at safe exit altitude before flashing either of our pilots. Gene, for sure, will take us to the lower ionisphere if he were to see a pair of real live perky boobies. The problem is we'd all pass out while he pulled back hard on his yoke and the smokers and old people passed out. The teenagers would think it was all cool, but the memory would be in black and white. Please pre-warn of boobie passes, so I can bring my supplemental oxygen, and even then put the pretty pink-nosed puppies away by 20 grand. Boobies have power. Like pistols, not to be waved around recklessly. Death could ensue. Like at a Englishman's house in Berkeley. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=hypoxia&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D19c8c13fb25dfbb5%26clickedItemRank%3D7%26userQuery%3Dhypoxia%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.wikipedia.org%252Fwiki%252FHypoxia%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPToolbarNS%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FHypoxia I will never wave my boobies around recklessly again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #232 July 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, ladies, please be careful. Wait until we are at a least at safe exit altitude before flashing either of our pilots. Gene, for sure, will take us to the lower ionisphere if he were to see a pair of real live perky boobies. The problem is we'd all pass out while he pulled back hard on his yoke and the smokers and old people passed out. The teenagers would think it was all cool, but the memory would be in black and white. Please pre-warn of boobie passes, so I can bring my supplemental oxygen, and even then put the pretty pink-nosed puppies away by 20 grand. Boobies have power. Like pistols, not to be waved around recklessly. Death could ensue. Like at a Englishman's house in Berkeley. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=hypoxia&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D19c8c13fb25dfbb5%26clickedItemRank%3D7%26userQuery%3Dhypoxia%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.wikipedia.org%252Fwiki%252FHypoxia%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPToolbarNS%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FHypoxia I will never wave my boobies around recklessly again. Wait. Read carefully. Reckless would be when your boobies put other's lives at risk. That means the pilot making a continuous climbing right turn as he cranks his neck around to study where the aereola meets the breast, the size and tension of the nipple, what he would do if he could touch the boobies if he wasn't really busy flying a turbine aircraft that was about to have a siesmic wieght/balance problem, etc. Show the boobs. Appreciate the power of the boobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #233 July 26, 2005 Tui, I'll try and order up some rum cake for ya!!! Gia Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #234 July 26, 2005 tui, my love!!! i get to play with you again!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #235 July 26, 2005 This time, to stop Mad John's whining, I'm bringing a few different styles of beer... Also, I'm bringing a few cases of cheap-ass domestic to try to set a "naked-on-the-numbers" shotgunning record... why not! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #236 July 26, 2005 QuoteThis time, to stop Mad John's whining, I'm bringing a few different styles of beer... Also, I'm bringing a few cases of cheap-ass domestic to try to set a "naked-on-the-numbers" shotgunning record... why not! ...because there's nothing quite like seeing naked people puke? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #237 July 26, 2005 cross-posted from events.. Again this year, we will be having a Zone Accuracy competition with great prizes.. Work on your canopy accuracy.. Last year, Geno Yamamoto took first and won 40% off of a complete Aerodyne system! We also had great prizes from PD, Wings, Birdman, Iwan, wine from Shannon, Matthias, Bay Area Skydiving, Spy Rigging.. and of course.. Gravity Gear.. Almost all of the 23 entrants won something and all of them learned and increased their canopy skills. I am working on rounding up great prizes again for this year. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #238 July 26, 2005 QuoteAgain this year, we will be having a Zone Accuracy competition with great prizes. What is "zone" accuracy and how does it differ from regular accuracy? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #239 July 26, 2005 Zone Accuracy.. You enter the course through gates.. Although you can overfly them without being disqualified. The first zone has a low score, the next is higher and so on up to the 4th zone. Then the score goes down until you get no score for going too long. There are bonus points for making it through the gates, kicking footballs along the way and so on.. It is a great learning tool and a blast to participate in for young jumpers and experienced alike! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #240 July 26, 2005 Quotecross-posted from events.. Again this year, we will be having a Zone Accuracy competition with great prizes.. Work on your canopy accuracy.. Last year, Geno Yamamoto took first and won 40% off of a complete Aerodyne system! We also had great prizes from PD, Wings, Birdman, Iwan, wine from Shannon, Matthias, Bay Area Skydiving, Spy Rigging.. and of course.. Gravity Gear.. Almost all of the 23 entrants won something and all of them learned and increased their canopy skills. I am working on rounding up great prizes again for this year. Wasn't there a TIE for 1st? Ahem... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #241 July 26, 2005 QuoteQuotecross-posted from events.. Again this year, we will be having a Zone Accuracy competition with great prizes.. Work on your canopy accuracy.. Last year, Geno Yamamoto took first and won 40% off of a complete Aerodyne system! We also had great prizes from PD, Wings, Birdman, Iwan, wine from Shannon, Matthias, Bay Area Skydiving, Spy Rigging.. and of course.. Gravity Gear.. Almost all of the 23 entrants won something and all of them learned and increased their canopy skills. I am working on rounding up great prizes again for this year. Wasn't there a TIE for 1st? Ahem... That's right! Andy rocked the course, baby! And got himself 50% off of a brand new Wings container.. how's that treating you, Andy? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #242 July 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotecross-posted from events.. Again this year, we will be having a Zone Accuracy competition with great prizes.. Work on your canopy accuracy.. Last year, Geno Yamamoto took first and won 40% off of a complete Aerodyne system! We also had great prizes from PD, Wings, Birdman, Iwan, wine from Shannon, Matthias, Bay Area Skydiving, Spy Rigging.. and of course.. Gravity Gear.. Almost all of the 23 entrants won something and all of them learned and increased their canopy skills. I am working on rounding up great prizes again for this year. Wasn't there a TIE for 1st? Ahem... That's right! Andy rocked the course, baby! And got himself 50% off of a brand new Wings container.. how's that treating you, Andy? Wonderfully... I don't get the "Nice tandem rig!" comments like with my old Javelin... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #243 July 26, 2005 Here is a drawing of the course.. It is 50 feet wide at the entry gates and narrows to 40' for the rest of the course. Each zone is 25' long. This course is easily navigated to a perfect score on a lightly loaded canopy without any performance inducing turns. Edited to add the drawing.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuntiux 0 #244 July 26, 2005 It looks fun ! I will definitely try this. How much try do we have?Samuel - Adept of Byron's Love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #245 July 26, 2005 Hey Samuel! You get 2 shots at it but it will be set up on Thursday so you have all day Friday to practice. The best part is it costs nothing to enter.. You simply let me know in the morning and a judge will be there to score your landings on your first 2 jumps of the day. There will be a flier in your boogie bag letting you know when and where to meet on Saturday morning. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #246 July 26, 2005 and an updated list.. coming: ACMESkydiver alanab... i'll be there friday or saturday Anvil ballsack Chaoskitty chopchop CieloDiosa Cornholio! Deuce Feeblemind FIREFLYR Absolutely,possibly fueler GiaKrembs Girlfalldown JankyBob gjhdiver gravitygirl jdobleman Jsaxton livendive lummy mathias mcneill79 mfrese monkycndo nuntiux NWFlyer photofly plaything, maybe tied up and kicking and screaming.. Rosebud SeaKev Sebazz1 Shawndiver skybytch (and some swooper guy) Skydivexxl with da beer! Skyesspot tallguy Thanatos340 vdschoor Breathing hard: Amazon Elisha genoyamamoto chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #247 July 28, 2005 *bump* chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #248 July 28, 2005 QuoteWait until we are at a least at safe exit altitude before flashing either of our pilots. Gene, for sure Just the thought of Gene being flashed had me rolling this morning. Thanks for the smile Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #249 August 1, 2005 Quote coming: ACMESkydiver alanab... i'll be there friday or saturday Anvil ballsack Chaoskitty chopchop CieloDiosa Clownburner Cornholio! Deuce Feeblemind FIREFLYR Absolutely,possibly fueler GiaKrembs Girlfalldown JankyBob gjhdiver gravitygirl jdobleman Jsaxton livendive lummy mathias mcneill79 mfrese monkycndo nuntiux NWFlyer photofly plaything, maybe tied up and kicking and screaming.. Rosebud SeaKev Sebazz1 Shawndiver skybytch (and some swooper guy) Skydivexxl with da beer! Skyesspot tallguy Thanatos340 vdschoor Breathing hard: Amazon Elisha genoyamamoto7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #250 August 1, 2005 Now that Prairie's over its time to get excited about the Byron Boogie Can we count in sleeps for Byron too??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
