jasonRose 0 #51 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou mean the girl has a choice??? hmmmmmmm If he doesn't give you the choice of spit or swallow, tell him he doesn't get the choice of blow job or no blow job. (That said, I'm already on record on DZ.com that there's only one correct choice ... and it's not "spit") Ummm.... Busy tonight.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #52 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteI agree! Rule #5 for the boys alone should be a sticky. I'm down with that. Just give me the same courtesy that I give chicks. I won't kiss you after giving you oral without wiping my mouth first. Do the same for me. Whats the matter...don't like the taste of your own man chowda?!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pullhigh 0 #53 October 11, 2005 Novices spit, Swallowers are the marrying type, professionals gurgle. But what happened to the other choice? Commonly reffered to as the painter? Ganja Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 October 11, 2005 Quotedon't like the taste of your own man chowda?! It's mine after all so it isn't that big of a deal but I'm not gugrgling it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darrenspooner 0 #55 October 11, 2005 Now that's a thread that'll beat the Skyride thread. Hang on, I gotta post this to m wife Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #56 October 11, 2005 QuoteI can say from experience that oral and pudding don't always mix well. This goes the same for applesauce and yogurt. Be careful what you put in warm, moist places. Hehe. I'm so glad you're back around to entertain me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #57 October 11, 2005 OMG!!! why couldn't I at least be the chair she's sitting in at that moment???!!! Quoteit doesn't help that I am now horney and sitting at work. The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #58 October 11, 2005 I'm glad, too!"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #59 October 12, 2005 you mean there are rules to fellatio??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #60 October 12, 2005 No, to use the vernacular, fellatio rules, dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #61 October 12, 2005 QuoteNo, to use the vernacular, fellatio rules, dude! So cute when they try to talk like Americans. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rj2163 0 #62 October 12, 2005 man oh man.. and to think I was wasting time in the Training and Safety section. Hi, all I'm new to the site. I was looking for what to do in the event of certain malfunctions and meandered over to the Bonfire section and this caught my attention. (Homer Simpson voice) bj's....MmmMMmmmMmm So, I forgot what I was looking for and am screwed up now....oh yeah...If I end up with a biter, do I just cut away and pull....or what Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nate_1979 9 #63 October 12, 2005 ohhH!! that was your beer post! FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #64 October 12, 2005 Quoteman oh man.. and to think I was wasting time in the Training and Safety section. Hi, all I'm new to the site. I was looking for what to do in the event of certain malfunctions and meandered over to the Bonfire section and this caught my attention. (Homer Simpson voice) bj's....MmmMMmmmMmm So, I forgot what I was looking for and am screwed up now....oh yeah...If I end up with a biter, do I just cut away and pull....or what Now that is a debut post. Welcome to Bonfire. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #65 October 12, 2005 If we don't, you lot just don't seem to understand us. I mean, look what 17 years in the States has done to Frenchy . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #66 October 12, 2005 QuoteIf we don't, you lot just don't seem to understand us. I mean, look what 17 years in the States has done to Frenchy . We still don't understand Frenchy. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rj2163 0 #67 October 12, 2005 Thanks, I feel at home already! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #68 October 12, 2005 Yeah, but now none of the rest of us do either. Poor confused guy that he is . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #69 October 12, 2005 QuoteSo in the rules it doesnt state which is better Spit Swallow or Gurgle Spit: Like Swallow: Love Gurgle: LustDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #70 October 12, 2005 Quoteman oh man.. and to think I was wasting time in the Training and Safety section. Hi, all I'm new to the site. I was looking for what to do in the event of certain malfunctions and meandered over to the Bonfire section and this caught my attention. (Homer Simpson voice) bj's....MmmMMmmmMmm So, I forgot what I was looking for and am screwed up now....oh yeah...If I end up with a biter, do I just cut away and pull....or what If you are truly in an F'd up situation just think of the last bj you had... Cutaway... Reserve... MMMM BJ that was good Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #71 October 12, 2005 Quoteoh yeah...If I end up with a biter, do I just cut away and pull....or what As was suggested earlier, a quick knee to the side (very important) of her head will likely correct the problem....Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #72 October 12, 2005 QuoteSo in the rules it doesnt state which is better Spit Swallow or Gurgle Truth be told, I like it when my partner makes her hand blur just before I LET IT FLY. What can I say, I like the way it makes the pressure build. sheesh, I hope no relatives start reading DZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #73 October 12, 2005 QuoteSo in the rules it doesnt state which is better Good God woman! You really need to ask?! Here's a hint- Swallow is the best, and spit is the worst, I'll leave you to figure out where 'gurgle' falls. And to answer your next question, yes, gurgle and swallow is better than just swallow. Gurgle and spit is better than just spit! J ps- Don't forget - NO TEETH!!!Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #74 October 12, 2005 Quote ps- Don't forget - NO TEETH!!! Whatever! Grow a set! There are good hur6ts and bad hurts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #75 October 12, 2005 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!! I had this rough day at work..silly me. I was trying to keep an ER running...patients alive and all that stress. Reading this thread has just put my life in perspective. Perhaps we need to list a disclaimer prior to making this a STICKY...something like... do not eat chex mix and drink while reading this thread...spewing contents on screen makes reading more difficult. Awesome reading...thanks to you all~ IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
