kingbunky 3 #51 December 10, 2002 Quote No you're not! I can almost guarantee I'm having one at the same time! God Bless the Energizer Bunny. Keeps me going and going and going and going..... i think you have the batteries in backwards, it's supposed to keep you cumming, and cumming, and cumming... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #52 December 10, 2002 I've been trying to take good notes on all of this. I understand very little. Too innocent, I suppose. Perhaps if I could find a kind woman to instruct me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #53 December 10, 2002 I don't think women like innocents.. Or having to teach lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 December 10, 2002 Quote I don't think women like innocents.. Or having to teach Nope...most like to be "handled" in bed. Most won't admit it...but that's what they want. Being too "nice" usually won't get you "refferal" sex..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #55 December 10, 2002 I think they appreciate a man that knows what he is doing the same way we appreciate a women that know's how to take care of business.. I shouldn't have to tell my woman how to give me good ummm.. you know.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 December 10, 2002 Quote Quote I don't think women like innocents.. Or having to teach Nope...most like to be "handled" in bed. Most won't admit it...but that's what they want. Being too "nice" usually won't get you "refferal" sex..... A few like to teach and give directions. Sometimes I hear "...oh...oh...oooohhhh...right therrrrrrre...just a little to the...". I just try and be considerate and follow the directions. Mr. Considerate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #57 December 10, 2002 It's better when they don't have to direct and they can concentrate on not passing out from constant orgasms.. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 December 10, 2002 Quote It's better when they don't have to direct and they can concentrate on not passing out from constant orgasms.. lol Pass out? I always rely on that energy burst that women seem to get afterwards. I'm heading for sleepy land and women want to re-landscape the yard. I usually wait until the dishes pile up before a serious date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #59 December 10, 2002 Quote I always rely on that energy burst that women seem to get afterwards. I'm heading for sleepy land and women want to re-landscape the yard. In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy....."You got some more fuckin to do!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 December 10, 2002 Quote Quote I always rely on that energy burst that women seem to get afterwards. I'm heading for sleepy land and women want to re-landscape the yard. In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy....."You got some more fuckin to do!" Oh, no. I always know when I'm finished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #61 December 10, 2002 Quote I always know when I'm finished Yeah....and they always get annoyed if you don't roll off them before you doze off... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #63 December 10, 2002 Quote Quote I always know when I'm finished Yeah....and they always get annoyed if you don't roll off them before you doze off... I just want to make sure I get the "dry" side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #64 December 10, 2002 Quote I don't think women like innocents.. Or having to teach lol dude don't tell me that!!!!!!! Ladies is that true? please say it isn't so!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #65 December 10, 2002 Um.... You can pretend you know what you are doing?? How's that?? Fake it till you make it?? Or something?? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #66 December 10, 2002 QuoteYou can pretend you know what you are doing?? Umm....yeah, that'll work...NOT!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #67 December 10, 2002 ... lol...... Their is no substitution for genuine skill huh?? Is that what you are saying Sunshine?? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #68 December 10, 2002 QuoteQuoteYou can pretend you know what you are doing?? Umm....yeah, that'll work...NOT!! For the age range that he is in, it might. Of course, he has to consider the flip side. He has to deal with 20 yo girls who think they're Miss Talent '02 or something. A lot of guys say the worst they ever had was great. I can't say that. My target area is the 30s and I am sooo glad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 December 10, 2002 Quote My target area is the 30s and I am sooo glad. Those are good....but I have a quite talented 21 year old at the moment. Of course...I did have to give her some "constructive criticism" in the begining. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #70 December 10, 2002 Quote Quote My target area is the 30s and I am sooo glad. Those are good....but I have a quite talented 21 year old at the moment. Of course...I did have to give her some "constructive criticism" in the begining. I guess that all you ever hear is women on tv/forums/bars complaining about men and how picky they can be. A lot of 20-something women confuse good and available. Just because a bunch of drunk guys at a pub are excited to see them, doesn't make them Dr. Ruths' protege. Most women and men of an equivlent age are on the same level. Inexperienced 20-yo guys should be able to find passable 20-yo gals. Guys shouldn't spend so much time worrying about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #71 December 10, 2002 Well if women aren't willing to waste there time teaching and faking it won't work i geuss i am doomed to a selebate life. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #72 December 10, 2002 Naaaahh.,... You aren't doomed.. Just keep trying my friend!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #73 December 10, 2002 maybe i will get lucky and find a chick that isn't bothered by my lack of experience. *cross' fingers*I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #74 December 10, 2002 maybe i will get lucky and find a chick that isn't bothered by my lack of experience. *cross' fingers* *** Just don't try and act like those men in porno movies....i'm having bad memories... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #75 December 10, 2002 bwahahahaha i mayb new but i am not that newI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites