Alright! I've had it with winter. Looking for fake husband so I can move to AZ and jump for the rest of my life.
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flyinchicken, in The Bonfire
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QuoteI hate winter in Canada so much, I am willing to prostitute mlyself to some poor skydiver that lives in the south.
Ok here goes......................
You gotta put up with my bitching.
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(No problem….put up with ex-wife for over 12 years!)![]()
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I talk in my sleep but I still like too cuddle.
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(I only mumble in my sleep! Cuddling is fine also!)![]()
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Sleep with whoever you want as long as I get to do the same,(if my chick is hotter than yours, no whining and no threesomes, trust me, they are boring).
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(OK as long as I get to watch occasionally!)![]()
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I will provide sexual favours,(as long as they don't scare the shit out of me).
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(I only scare myself!....maybe I shouldn’t have said that!)![]()
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If you keep me medicated, I'm a lot of fun,(Vodka is NOT suggested).
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(all the Southern Comfort you can drink!)![]()
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I need to be able to climb and jump year round or the bitchy part gets worse.
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(Not a lot to climb around here, North Georgia mountains not too far away! We jump YEAR ROUND including the BEST beach jumps you will ever make!........Loads of FUN!)![]()
Photos attatched.................
Man I hate winter!
"You made my panties wet!" Skymama (Fitz 09)
"Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
bch7773 0
and i mean the good kind of scary

MB 3528, RB 1182
***Glory Favors the Bold***
So exactly how much is this going to cost me??
Do I need to send a Ring or anything??
Anyone want to buy a small fairly successful software company so that I afford her??

Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
goose491 0
So you lookin' to sell the ol' sole eh? Max is moving out there on the 25th. He's going to be staying with Sarah and Curtis. I'd suggest you marry him but he's and ass... and he's foreign.

Hey, btw, where were you this weekend? Your brother and father both did their


My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
goose491 0
Noice, you can help keep me company at work!

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
I live a short plane ride to any DZ in the country.
I have no expections for pool cleaning and/or yard work or housework of any kind.
I can send you my bank account number as a good-faith offer.
I'm really good at eliminating causes of bitchiness - except for hormone-induced rants.
I have no outstanding warrants against me.
My only requirement is to not be late for the limo to the DZ.
Welcome to Georgia!


I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

Buried 0


Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread.
~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill
~ 3 Hot skychicka's supporting/wanting boobie shots
~ A few Texas Cowboys, one with the name DIVERSGODOWN... gIDDYuP!
~ Zee French Chef with Zee palace... good thing you sold the Reflex! (oh...and he thinks canadian girls are Easy)
~ There's even a gay man offering to be a Fake Husband.
~ The Soldier in Iraq with a harem of lively consorts, with it's reprimands and rewards... Hey, can I buy your tent?
Its an "all American after school special"

and.... well... I don't even know what to say about Max~~
Buried said: Does the winner get a test drive?
...hmm... can't answer that... but I can offer the "winner" some cleavage shots from the yearend party... and the "real" story behind the name "Flyin'Chicken"... I know you'll truly enjoy... I did!

The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom.
Quote~ A few Texas Cowboys, one with the name DIVERSGODOWN... gIDDYuP!
You may be the only one so far that has really thought about the triple meaning of my name


I give you props, I love you Canadian chicks

***Glory Favors the Bold***


Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Buried 0
Quote...hmm... can't answer that... but I can offer the "winner" some cleavage shots from the yearend party... and the "real" story behind the name "Flyin'Chicken"... I know you'll truly enjoy... I did!
I'll expect a Pm from you shortly


Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
Quotehmmm...
Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread.
~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill
FOUL...or should that be FOWL!
I'm innocent! You do me injustice!....Cockblocking Bill?
What? Not prone to cockblocking.
Please explain your reasoning.

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
QuoteApplicants are requested to present face and full body shots
Ok, got the face shot, you'll have to ask Karri for the shots that make me LOOK like I HAVE cleavage. Full body shot attatched.
Quoteweight and measures
107lbs, 5'2", 34-26-36
Quoteage
That is not a polite question too ask a lady so I will decline to answere it.
Quoteeducation, vices, tattoos, piercings
I'm dumb I never finished highschool. Two tattoos, a unicorn on my chest, (as seen in shots at the beginning of thread), and Bullwinkle on my ass. I have my nose and my ears pierced too chicken to get anything else.
Quotewing loading. number of jumps etc
You're a smart guy figure it out from my profile.
QuoteReflex jumpers may not apply
My first rig was a REFLEX and I loved it! Geesh! No doggin my fave baby!
A five star hotel with all the amenities of home would be wonderful so when you get it set up give me a call!

Dammit don't have a pic small enough.
"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman
But in any event, we're shopping around already...
As far as our home goes, I asked karen and we cant have live-in "guests"
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