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flyinchicken

Alright! I've had it with winter. Looking for fake husband so I can move to AZ and jump for the rest of my life.

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hmm you could "marry" a military guy, Keep the money for housing and the free medical benifits and have the pleaser of jumping in North Carolina for the rest of your life. Not a bad deal.

Hmm you just have to find a military guy....... hmm I think Valcore is....

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

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hmmm...
Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread.

~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill



Never mind, I get it now...good luck, Bill.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Hiya Thanatos how are ya?



Pretty Damn Good!! Want references??

See if I just give you the RV and send you away.. It cuts down on the Bitching I have to put up with and being that you would only come back to see me when you needed more money.. You would probably be happy to see me whenever did happen to come around.:P

I think it is a good Plan.

But just to make sure and all.. Maybe we should fly you down to the Farm for a Weekend. You can check out the DZ and local Climbing spots and I can see if I want to make you my future Ex-Wife.:P

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hmmm...
Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread.

~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill



FOUL...or should that be FOWL!
I'm innocent! You do me injustice!....Cockblocking Bill?
What? Not prone to cockblocking.
Please explain your reasoning.:P



Sorry Pop's but you did do it....
You said:
"I have no expections for pool cleaning and/or yard work or housework of any kind."

I believe Bill was in the lead at the time...

Looks like Thanatos340 is heading up the aisle now...

:ph34r:

The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom.

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I for one can give a refrence, he ummm in shower loads is very nice and will help wash your hair.... his member is well (go see typicalfish's) Id say there similar in size... and his van can fit 6 with room for a driver and uhh passenger... lol

And no Im not just giving him a refrence because his rig is listed on my profile :P

Hes a nice guy looking for fun and you look like angelina jolie.... Yup and I want a pimp fee :|

Clays better though lol, I cant give him a refrence though....
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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cowboy hat optional can be used as sex prop if you like it!!! You gotta love Dogs though I have a large German Sheperd.



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OK now THAT scares me!:|



The Cowboy Hat scares you?

Dog not included in sex prop :P that was just an after thought. If I had a fake wife she would have to love dogs NOT "LOVE DOGS" :S



***Glory Favors the Bold***

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except for hormone-induced rants.



THAT would be the exact kind of bitchin I'm talkin bout! Trust me you wouldn't be able too cope.:P



Well. It just goes to show that money can't buy happiness.
:D:D

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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Hmm dont know much about benforde, just "heard" about him so to speak.

Thanos, (wait J, does this mean I get the right to first refusal when you sell your rig? if I keep pleading your case for Angelina look alike?)

:D
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Hmmmm..

5 DZ`s within a 1 Hour drive.. Mountains within a two to three hour drive, Hanggliding about two Hours away, Beach within a 4 to 5 hour drive, an unlimited supply of the best jello shots on the planet, One damn good cuddler.. Ohhh.. and did I mention your own RV and allowance to take off when you wanted??

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