valcore 0 #76 October 3, 2005 hmm you could "marry" a military guy, Keep the money for housing and the free medical benifits and have the pleaser of jumping in North Carolina for the rest of your life. Not a bad deal. Hmm you just have to find a military guy....... hmm I think Valcore is.... The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan 30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #77 October 3, 2005 Quote(Not a lot to climb around here Sorry, I gotta climb or I get really bitchy! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #78 October 3, 2005 Quotecowboy hat optional can be used as sex prop if you like it!!! You gotta love Dogs though I have a large German Sheperd. OK now THAT scares me! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #79 October 3, 2005 QuoteJay, Im pretty sure she wouldnt care about a ring, she just wants to be closer to a warm dz, hell let her stay in the van, she seems low maintence Lisa you are a very smart girl! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #80 October 3, 2005 I owe beer, thats a first for me lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #81 October 3, 2005 QuoteMaybe I will just give her the RV and a Monthly allowance so she can go where she wants as long as she drops on from time to time. Bill, I think I'm calling off our wedding. Hiya Thanatos how are ya? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #82 October 3, 2005 QuoteOk, got the face shot, you'll have to ask Karri for the shots that make me LOOK like I HAVE cleavage. Full body shot attached. Attached to what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #83 October 3, 2005 QuoteMax is moving out there on the 25th. He's going to be staying with Sarah and Curtis. I'd suggest you marry him but he's and ass... LMFAO "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #84 October 3, 2005 Quotehmmm... Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread. ~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill Never mind, I get it now...good luck, Bill.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #85 October 3, 2005 QuoteHiya Thanatos how are ya? Pretty Damn Good!! Want references?? See if I just give you the RV and send you away.. It cuts down on the Bitching I have to put up with and being that you would only come back to see me when you needed more money.. You would probably be happy to see me whenever did happen to come around. I think it is a good Plan. But just to make sure and all.. Maybe we should fly you down to the Farm for a Weekend. You can check out the DZ and local Climbing spots and I can see if I want to make you my future Ex-Wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #86 October 3, 2005 Quotebtw, where were you this weekend? Your brother and father both did their solos yesterday! OMG my dad is probably reading this thread! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #87 October 3, 2005 The only full body shots I have are to large of files too post. LMAO That does NOT mean I am fat. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karrigirl 0 #88 October 3, 2005 QuoteQuotehmmm... Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread. ~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill FOUL...or should that be FOWL! I'm innocent! You do me injustice!....Cockblocking Bill? What? Not prone to cockblocking. Please explain your reasoning. Sorry Pop's but you did do it.... You said: "I have no expections for pool cleaning and/or yard work or housework of any kind." I believe Bill was in the lead at the time... Looks like Thanatos340 is heading up the aisle now... The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #89 October 3, 2005 I for one can give a refrence, he ummm in shower loads is very nice and will help wash your hair.... his member is well (go see typicalfish's) Id say there similar in size... and his van can fit 6 with room for a driver and uhh passenger... lol And no Im not just giving him a refrence because his rig is listed on my profile Hes a nice guy looking for fun and you look like angelina jolie.... Yup and I want a pimp fee Clays better though lol, I cant give him a refrence though....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #90 October 3, 2005 Well that is what email is for!! Look at the profile.. Get the email.. Send Pics!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #91 October 3, 2005 Quoteexcept for hormone-induced rants. THAT would be the exact kind of bitchin I'm talkin bout! Trust me you wouldn't be able too cope. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #92 October 3, 2005 Quotehis member is well (go see typicalfish's) Id say there similar in size... Awww damn I like SMALL ones. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Diversgodown 0 #93 October 3, 2005 QuoteQuotecowboy hat optional can be used as sex prop if you like it!!! You gotta love Dogs though I have a large German Sheperd. QuoteOK now THAT scares me! The Cowboy Hat scares you? Dog not included in sex prop that was just an after thought. If I had a fake wife she would have to love dogs NOT "LOVE DOGS" ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites benforde 0 #94 October 3, 2005 QuoteThe only full body shots I have are to large of files too post. LMAO That does NOT mean I am fat. there is a heavy duty website for obese and other highly overweight folders and files, FTP transfer with an easy interface. http://www.yousendit.com you do need a valid non-dz.com email though. Benji Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #95 October 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteexcept for hormone-induced rants. THAT would be the exact kind of bitchin I'm talkin bout! Trust me you wouldn't be able too cope. Well. It just goes to show that money can't buy happiness. <>My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #96 October 3, 2005 Uh oh Bill just sent me these pics and I think he's neck and neck with ya now thanos. http://photobucket.com/albums/b144/wpy71/?sc=1 Decisions, decisions......... "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #97 October 3, 2005 Hmm dont know much about benforde, just "heard" about him so to speak. Thanos, (wait J, does this mean I get the right to first refusal when you sell your rig? if I keep pleading your case for Angelina look alike?) Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #98 October 3, 2005 Hmmmm.. 5 DZ`s within a 1 Hour drive.. Mountains within a two to three hour drive, Hanggliding about two Hours away, Beach within a 4 to 5 hour drive, an unlimited supply of the best jello shots on the planet, One damn good cuddler.. Ohhh.. and did I mention your own RV and allowance to take off when you wanted?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites benforde 0 #99 October 3, 2005 Sorry Change of plan on my side, house is full, vehicles are full... I'll see you in the otter and we can eat Turkey BLTs at the Bent Prop. Best luck to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #100 October 3, 2005 QuoteSorry Change of plan on my side, house is full, vehicles are full... I'll see you in the otter and we can eat Turkey BLTs at the Bent Prop. Best luck to you. What? Was it the Reflex? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". 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flyinchicken 0 #83 October 3, 2005 QuoteMax is moving out there on the 25th. He's going to be staying with Sarah and Curtis. I'd suggest you marry him but he's and ass... LMFAO "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #84 October 3, 2005 Quotehmmm... Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread. ~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill Never mind, I get it now...good luck, Bill.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #85 October 3, 2005 QuoteHiya Thanatos how are ya? Pretty Damn Good!! Want references?? See if I just give you the RV and send you away.. It cuts down on the Bitching I have to put up with and being that you would only come back to see me when you needed more money.. You would probably be happy to see me whenever did happen to come around. I think it is a good Plan. But just to make sure and all.. Maybe we should fly you down to the Farm for a Weekend. You can check out the DZ and local Climbing spots and I can see if I want to make you my future Ex-Wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #86 October 3, 2005 Quotebtw, where were you this weekend? Your brother and father both did their solos yesterday! OMG my dad is probably reading this thread! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #87 October 3, 2005 The only full body shots I have are to large of files too post. LMAO That does NOT mean I am fat. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karrigirl 0 #88 October 3, 2005 QuoteQuotehmmm... Chicken, this is attesting to be a very attractive thread. ~ You have popsjumper c**kblocking bill FOUL...or should that be FOWL! I'm innocent! You do me injustice!....Cockblocking Bill? What? Not prone to cockblocking. Please explain your reasoning. Sorry Pop's but you did do it.... You said: "I have no expections for pool cleaning and/or yard work or housework of any kind." I believe Bill was in the lead at the time... Looks like Thanatos340 is heading up the aisle now... The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #89 October 3, 2005 I for one can give a refrence, he ummm in shower loads is very nice and will help wash your hair.... his member is well (go see typicalfish's) Id say there similar in size... and his van can fit 6 with room for a driver and uhh passenger... lol And no Im not just giving him a refrence because his rig is listed on my profile Hes a nice guy looking for fun and you look like angelina jolie.... Yup and I want a pimp fee Clays better though lol, I cant give him a refrence though....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #90 October 3, 2005 Well that is what email is for!! Look at the profile.. Get the email.. Send Pics!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #91 October 3, 2005 Quoteexcept for hormone-induced rants. THAT would be the exact kind of bitchin I'm talkin bout! Trust me you wouldn't be able too cope. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #92 October 3, 2005 Quotehis member is well (go see typicalfish's) Id say there similar in size... Awww damn I like SMALL ones. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #93 October 3, 2005 QuoteQuotecowboy hat optional can be used as sex prop if you like it!!! You gotta love Dogs though I have a large German Sheperd. QuoteOK now THAT scares me! The Cowboy Hat scares you? Dog not included in sex prop that was just an after thought. If I had a fake wife she would have to love dogs NOT "LOVE DOGS" ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #94 October 3, 2005 QuoteThe only full body shots I have are to large of files too post. LMAO That does NOT mean I am fat. there is a heavy duty website for obese and other highly overweight folders and files, FTP transfer with an easy interface. http://www.yousendit.com you do need a valid non-dz.com email though. Benji Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #95 October 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteexcept for hormone-induced rants. THAT would be the exact kind of bitchin I'm talkin bout! Trust me you wouldn't be able too cope. Well. It just goes to show that money can't buy happiness. <>My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #96 October 3, 2005 Uh oh Bill just sent me these pics and I think he's neck and neck with ya now thanos. http://photobucket.com/albums/b144/wpy71/?sc=1 Decisions, decisions......... "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #97 October 3, 2005 Hmm dont know much about benforde, just "heard" about him so to speak. Thanos, (wait J, does this mean I get the right to first refusal when you sell your rig? if I keep pleading your case for Angelina look alike?) Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #98 October 3, 2005 Hmmmm.. 5 DZ`s within a 1 Hour drive.. Mountains within a two to three hour drive, Hanggliding about two Hours away, Beach within a 4 to 5 hour drive, an unlimited supply of the best jello shots on the planet, One damn good cuddler.. Ohhh.. and did I mention your own RV and allowance to take off when you wanted?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #99 October 3, 2005 Sorry Change of plan on my side, house is full, vehicles are full... I'll see you in the otter and we can eat Turkey BLTs at the Bent Prop. Best luck to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #100 October 3, 2005 QuoteSorry Change of plan on my side, house is full, vehicles are full... I'll see you in the otter and we can eat Turkey BLTs at the Bent Prop. Best luck to you. What? Was it the Reflex? "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites