Alright! I've had it with winter. Looking for fake husband so I can move to AZ and jump for the rest of my life.

[flyinchicken 0]

I hate winter in Canada so much, I am willing to prostitute mlyself to some poor skydiver that lives in the south.

Ok here goes......................
You gotta put up with my bitching.
I talk in my sleep but I still like too cuddle.
Sleep with whoever you want as long as I get to do the same,(if my chick is hotter than yours, no whining and no threesomes, trust me, they are boring).
I will provide sexual favours,(as long as they don't scare the shit out of me).
If you keep me medicated, I'm a lot of fun,(Vodka is NOT suggested).
I need to be able to climb and jump year round or the bitchy part gets worse.
Photos attatched.................

Man I hate winter!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[NWFlyer 2]

Gettin' out the popcorn... this should be fun to watch!

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I see a bit of Angelina Jolie.... ummm Freeflir29 .... umm but you dont have to marry him lol

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[flyinchicken 0]

Uh huh fun for you!
You're not stuck in snow up to your armpitts 4 months of the year and skydivers crazy enough to try and jump in it!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[mcneill79 0]

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I see a bit of Angelina Jolie

It's the lips... I see it too

[lisamariewillbe 1]

The men like boobie shots....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[bdbrown 0]

Damn sexy lips

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[NWFlyer 2]

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The men like boobie shots....

That's true. She does that and she might get a *real* marriage proposal.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[flyinchicken 0]

Awwwwwwww man I don't care who I look like! I just don't want to get cold for four months.
Mind you being compared to a hottie like Angelina makes me feel a little better.

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Jeesh I just realized Ive been a huge pervert the last few days....shame on me.... you can tell someones been gone to long

now about them boobie shots.... I suggest, now if I were you, trying to get the best of both I would find a way to get the lips and boobs in the same frame....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[mcneill79 0]

Too bad it's not legal for me to marry you

[mcneill79 0]

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now about them boobie shots.... I suggest, now if I were you, trying to get the best of both I would find a way to get the lips and boobs in the same frame....

That's easily done if you can lick/suck your own boobs

[lisamariewillbe 1]

voice of experience....

I belong to the itty bitty club, no experience here

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[bbarnhouse 0]

Bwahhhhhhhhh Oh man with your looks you shouldnt' have any problems here in Az.
Problem is can they afford you? Jump habits ya know?

[flyinchicken 0]

Dammit I have great lips but no boobs!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[lisamariewillbe 1]

well your to close to the project, you need out side opinions

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[flyinchicken 0]

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Too bad it's not legal for me to marry you

Awww man some things just suck in the States!
That avitar is VERY distracting!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[bill- 0]

I'm one of the rockclimbing interlopers, and it just so happens I live about 45 minutes from Eloy, which I know you skydivers get excited about. Can you do yardwork and clean a pool on a 115 degree day ? If so, we should talk.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

drooling... go get this one and tell us how he is lol .... look at the bod....


http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?list_sort=highest_first&list_keyword=&list_category=0&list_filter_user_id=cragmasterp&list_comment_user_id=&list_per_page=25&list_album_id=&list_CountryStateID=&list_AreaID=&list_SectionID=&list_mode=approved&list_period=None&list_start=3&id=25145

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[ryoder 1,590]

So how do you feel about one state North of AZ?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[mcneill79 0]

Ohhh the muscles

[flyinchicken 0]

It's a deal. As long as you live 45 mins from Eloy and take me climbing WE have a winner!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[flyinchicken 0]

Man if he lived 45 mins from Eloy I'm afraid my current fave would be out of luck!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[mcneill79 0]

Hmmm I think you might need some help with this

[popeyefireman 0]

shut, I live 10 min from the dropzone (Eloy), your more then welcome, just don't tell my wife about the sexual favors and you can stay in our spare room.

"I Yam what I Yam"

I am not afriad to die, only to die without living.