Alright! I've had it with winter. Looking for fake husband so I can move to AZ and jump for the rest of my life.

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It's a deal. As long as you live 45 mins from Eloy and take me climbing WE have a winner!

Fantastic, will you marry me ?, the leaf blower and the pool skimmer are in the garage.

[flyinchicken 0]

Oh man there's that AVITAR again! YES you can help me with anything!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

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Fantastic, will you marry me ?, the leaf blower and the pool skimmer are in the garage.

I think we're gonna have to have a shotgun wedding...........winter is coming!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[mcneill79 0]

I think your avatar should have your sexy lips

[Keith 0]

I would make a Great fake husband. Except I don't live in Arizona

Edit to add: You don't have to worry about your chick being hotter than mine

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[polarglitch 0]

hmm make like a pouty lip thing with a boopie shot.. kinda gets the blood rushing aye?

Would hot texas be fine nuff for ya?

When you come close to losing your life, you learn to value it.
I jumped, I survived, I learnt.

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Fantastic, will you marry me ?, the leaf blower and the pool skimmer are in the garage.

I think we're gonna have to have a shotgun wedding...........winter is coming!

My own canadian yard slave, I am so excited.

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My own canadian yard slave, I am so excited.

Yes I will slave as long as I get to jump and climb in equal proportion to slavery.

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[grasshopper 0]

how do you feel about so. cal.?

but this confuses me:

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I will provide sexual favours,(as long as they don't scare the shit out of me).

if you are providing the favour, how would it scare you? wouldn't you be more concerned with scaring me?

oh, and I can pack fast

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Abbie drove me to Idaho and all I got was this lousy sigline

[flyinchicken 0]

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[grasshopper 0]

I'm just saying...

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My own canadian yard slave, I am so excited.

Yes I will slave as long as I get to jump and climb in equal proportion to slavery.

Yes of course. You best load up the car and start driving then, it wil be snowing soon up there. See you soon "fiance" I'll pm you my address.

[swedishcelt 0]

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I would make a Great fake husband. Except I don't live in Arizona

Edit to add: You don't have to worry about your chick being hotter than mine

Keith sweety you would make a great fake husband and Calif. is very nice and warm!!

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Keith sweety you would make a great fake husband and Calif. is very nice and warm!!

Will you be my fake wife? You're a hottie - we could make people wonder

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[MarkM 0]

No no no, you need to come to Florida.

1> Lot's of Canadians here, we affectionately call em snowbirds.
2> Hurricane season is almost over! (okay, maybe only 2 or 3 city busters left this season).
3> The apartments down here have 7in think cement walls(see above for why). You can scream and shot as loud you want and not bother the neighbors.
4> We don't drink Vodka down here, it's tequila and that mexican beer you put limes in(I should know this, but hell, I only drink tequila).
5> With a name like flyinchicken, you're a natural BirdBabe. Florida is crawling with the birds(Z-flock holds a boogie like every month).
6> Winter in Florida has more boogies than anyplace else.
7> And really, those hurricanes aren't that bad. Really.

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I see a bit of Angelina Jolie

It's the lips... I see it too

It's thew lips and the eyes, she could well be AJs little sister

Hey Chicken wanna live in Oz with me
(Oz is very warm and year round jumping and climbing)

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[freeflir29 0]

What the hell...........I can add you to the harem. You have to get a job though. No freebies here but you'll get plenty of hot sex and I go to a lot of really great parties. Even better for you............I only spend 3 months of the year in the US. You must play well with the other chicks in the harem though.

[karrigirl 0]

OMG Chicken!


I can't beleive you.....










Cut Your Hair!


Looks like all you need to do now is say... I do!
....oh, and make sure its a big enough palace for when the C Invation happens

The mighty ocean has but one taste, the taste of salt. Even so, the true way has but one savor, the savor of freedom.

[DaGimp 0]

i got ya both beat.....i live 3 minutes from the DZ......depending how long im stuck at the one light....then it may be 5

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[airtwardo 7]

Fantastic, will you marry me ?, the leaf blower and the pool skimmer are in the garage.



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Now THAT's funny...I don't care if ya love Clouds OR Rocks!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I can add you to the harem

I already tried to recruit her for you

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plenty of hot sex

your such a romantic

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You must play with the other chicks in the harem though

there fixed it for ya

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[swedishcelt 0]

I hate winter too. It's getting cooler and cooler here. Time for the heat sucking booty monster to come out.

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Time for the heat sucking booty monster to come out.

I bet a good spanking would warm that RIGHT up.

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there fixed it for ya

I can play with the others in the harem nicely.

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

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Cut Your Hair!

You think I don't ask every day? I'm a hairstylist can't get a haircut too save my life!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman