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Okay! I bought the unrated uncensored cut - I was wondering what on earth they could have done that wasn't already in the theatre movie - oh boy! Those guys ain't right :S puppet scat :o
Pete Draper,

Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right?

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I thnk it was $20 (not sure 'cause I can never go in Best Buy and get just one thing)
Pete Draper,

Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right?

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This is kinda long, but I just got finished watching this movie tonight, and god... it's one helluva silly funny shitty movie! :D:D:D:D

The America song:

America, America, fuck, yeah.
Coming again to save the motherfucking day, yeah.
America, fuck, yeah.
Freedom is the only way.
Yeah, terrorists, your game is through 'cause now you have to answer to America, fuck, yeah.
So lick my butt and suck on my balls.
America, fuck, yeah.
What you gonna do when we come for you now?
It's the dream that we all share.
It's the hope for tomorrow, fuck, yeah.
McDonald's, fuck, yeah.
Wal-Mart, fuck, yeah.
The Gap, fuck, yeah.
Baseball, fuck, yeah.
NFL, fuck, yeah.
Rock-n-roll, fuck, yeah.
Slavery, fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah....

And who could forget the Dicks, Pussies and Assholes speech?

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

I laughed my ass off at the sex scene. :D:D:D:D:D

However, you won't believe this... I had just finished a pizza dinner and a beer when the actor-turned-hero did the puking scene in the alley. I laughed at that too... but then I started coughing... then burped a little of my dinner into my mouth, oh shit... lemme go to the sink and spit it out... Half-way there, I burped a bigger chunk of my dinner... fuck... running to the sink now... I let the first stream of puke just as I reached the sink. Wretching.... stopped... wretched again... stopped... wretched again... stopped... then wretched one final time... unfuckingbelievable... just like the goddamn movie, but minus the final blow-out puke... I laughed my ass off at myself, not believing I let a goddamn puppet puking his goddamn guts out get to me... jesus... B|B|B|B|

I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me... :D:D:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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i heard they censored a 'golden showers' scene that still didn't make the dvd.....!:S



no - it's on the unrated version along with the scat scene - those boys just ain't right
Pete Draper,

Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right?

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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. Or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

this was probably the whole ultimate message behind the movie that Stone & Parker were trying to get across.:D
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