skybytch 273 #1 October 7, 2005 I have a couple of questions that I'm sure many others are interested in knowing the answers to. If those in the know would be so kind as to share their knowledge, it'd be much appreciated. Question #1 - Is it possible to fart past/through a butt plug? Question #2 - If it is not possible to fart past/through said butt plug and enough pressure is built up behind it, can you fire it out of your ass? Question #2a - If yes, how far can you make it fly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 October 7, 2005 Question 3: How long will you wait before you tell us the answer?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #3 October 7, 2005 Question 3: How long will you wait before you tell us the answer? *** Answer #1: It hurts when coffe sprays out of your nose... BBBWWWAAAAAHHHHAAAAAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #4 October 7, 2005 try it out and let us know, of course picture evidence is required Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 October 7, 2005 QuoteQuestion #2a - If yes, how far can you make it fly? Question #2b Does it make a noise like a champagne bottle being corked? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #6 October 7, 2005 ROTFLMAO! Ummm, has the test subject eaten McDonalds before the test fire? How much lube is being used? I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 October 7, 2005 QuoteROTFLMAO! Ummm, has the test subject eaten McDonalds before the test fire? How much lube is being used? "Add 100, fire for effect!!" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #8 October 7, 2005 Quote Question #1 - Is it possible to fart past/through a butt plug? Wouldn't that depend upon how tight it is? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #9 October 7, 2005 Question #2b Does it make a noise like a champagne bottle being corked? *** In theory, it would probably start with an almost whistling noise as the pressure built. Then it would "seal" itself for just a moment as the pressure reached maximum capacity for the plug/hole size. At this point it will probably pop so loud until it will almost have that "B" sound to it and while the hole quickly slams shut it will almost "cha" at the end. Therefore the sound, in theory would be... sssskkKKYYYYYBBBBBYYYYTTTCCCHHHhhaaaaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #10 October 7, 2005 QuotesssskkKKYYYYYBBBBBYYYYTTTCCCHHHhhaaaaa Yes, I often do hear people say "aaaaaa" after they say "skybytch." But that has nothing to do with the questions. Please, people. I know it's difficult, but try to stay on topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 October 7, 2005 That Depends.... Is it a Horse Hair Butt Plug? If so.. Will the tail make it fly further?? Or atleast straighter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #12 October 7, 2005 Thanks, Lisa. I needed a good philosophical question to think about while drinking my coffee this morning. Now I have one, or three actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 October 7, 2005 QuoteThanks, Lisa. I needed a good philosophical question to think about while drinking my coffee this morning. No problem. You know I'm always here for you. When you're done playing with butt plugs to figure out if it works... err I mean drinking your coffee I hope you'll answer the questions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #14 October 7, 2005 Yes, I often do hear people say "aaaaaa" after they say "skybytch." But that has nothing to do with the questions. *** But do they say that when using said device? That will help determine the amount of pressure that will accumulate before said device fires across the room... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 October 7, 2005 Why don't you just run an experiment and post the results here? I'm sure you wouldn't have too much trouble gathering "subjects" at the DZ. Might have trouble getting a control group, though."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 October 7, 2005 QuoteThat Depends.... Is it a Horse Hair Butt Plug? Thats just discusting....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 October 7, 2005 Lisa you came to the right place! I just happen to be good friends with a gay couple that just LOVE sharing this type of information with me (don't ask me why). So here's the deal. Unless you eat a ton of chili and bbq sauce, a butt plug of moderate size will not allow the exit of excess gas. The "catcher" will be sniffing amyl nitrate anyway so any gas that was there will hopefully have escaped before said buttplug was inserted. If a mass buildup of gas does form, it will not be enough to shoot the buttplug out but when the buttplug is finally removed, said remover had better watch out because the sphincter muscle, when stretched for a long period of time, does not immediately go back into it's tight little shape. It can sometimes take minutes and even, in my friends case, hours to go back to normal. This is another reason adult diapers are a good idea to have around and my friends usually carry an extra set of underwear in their car. I hope I answered your question efficiently. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 October 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat Depends.... Is it a Horse Hair Butt Plug? Thats just discusting.... I think it's kinda funny. Jam that thing in someones butt and ride them around like a pony with a riding crop. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #19 October 7, 2005 QuoteLisa you came to the right place! I just happen to be good friends with a gay couple that just LOVE sharing this type of information with me (don't ask me why). So here's the deal. Unless you eat a ton of chili and bbq sauce, a butt plug of moderate size will not allow the exit of excess gas. The "catcher" will be sniffing amyl nitrate anyway so any gas that was there will hopefully have escaped before said buttplug was inserted. If a mass buildup of gas does form, it will not be enough to shoot the buttplug out but when the buttplug is finally removed, said remover had better watch out because the sphincter muscle, when stretched for a long period of time, does not immediately go back into it's tight little shape. It can sometimes take minutes and even, in my friends case, hours to go back to normal. This is another reason adult diapers are a good idea to have around and my friends usually carry an extra set of underwear in their car. I hope I answered your question efficiently. Well, there ya have it... OI~ g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 October 7, 2005 Thanks Shannon. Somehow I knew you had the contacts needed to get me the straight poop. Heh. I said poop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 October 7, 2005 Naaaa... This is disgusting... (But sooooo Funny) SALT LAKE CITY, UT. (LA Times) 'In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,' Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his gay partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. 'I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,' he explained. 'As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.' At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. 'The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.' Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Various animal rights groups have filed suit in Federal District Court on Raggot's behalf alleging civil rights violations, intentional infliction of emotional distress and more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #22 October 7, 2005 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #23 October 7, 2005 Quote ...because the sphincter muscle, when stretched for a long period of time, does not immediately go back into it's tight little shape My understanding is these folks can't fart audibly...We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 October 7, 2005 QuoteQuote ...because the sphincter muscle, when stretched for a long period of time, does not immediately go back into it's tight little shape My understanding is these folks can't fart audibly... The infamous gape is only a short term phenomenon. Alledgedly.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #25 October 7, 2005 QuoteI think it's kinda funny. Jam that thing in someones butt and ride them around like a pony with a riding crop ever read the "claiming of sleeping beauty" series ( 3 books) by ann rice ( or her pen name for these books "a. n. roquelaure) sounds just like something outa that book.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
