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Fuck Michael Skaggs

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I get at least 2 calls a day from fucking creditors looking for some other Michael Skaggs that has debts out the ass. I made the mistake of making my number listed.....But still....there are a shitload of Michael Skaggs'.........why pick me and my number???????

I tell all the creditors that Michael Skaggs is fucking goats in Afganistan.

How do I get these fuckers to leave me alone?

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From all the toys on your website it looks like you could just pay off his debts just to keep the phone from ringing.

Edit: HOLY NEAR CHOPPER CRASH!!
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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you might as well pretend you're him and play along.



I like this idea. Except they would just call more often. I've lived in my current house for six years now, and I still get collections letters from people that lived here before me. Fuck it - I'm gonna sell my house and move to shake them off :ph34r:
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shotgun.... I didnt realize it was you.... jeesh , what happened to the avatar..... you changed:S



Just another one of my multiple personalities... And thank god that Frenchy finally gave my soul back to me - I couldn't handle drinking that much Absinthe and entertaining Freaky Steve all the time.

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shotgun.... I didnt realize it was you.... jeesh , what happened to the avatar..... you changed:S



Just another one of my multiple personalities... And thank god that Frenchy finally gave my soul back to me - I couldn't handle drinking that much Absinthe and entertaining Freaky Steve all the time.


Keely, from now on, you will be known as.................................................................
Michael Skaggs!>:(

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Absinthe is good if you mix it with red kool-aid



Wouldn't that make it turn a yucky brown color?

And I thought that red Kool-aid was only supposed to be mixed with Everclear (or is that just one of those silly Texas things?)



You're supposed to mix everclear? Damn...:PB|

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I regularly get calls for the person who had my phone number before me. I swear the fucker is still giving it out as his number too! Its happened to me before too! I'm very grateful for caller ID and an answering machine so I can screen my calls!

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