wingnut 0 #1 October 6, 2005 haviong to go to work.... why can't i be independently wealthy??? how come some people don't have t work and others do???? well that's it...... okay i actuallyhad something funny to write, but i forgot what it was by the time i got to my computer.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 October 6, 2005 A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattés the Greek guy says, "Well ... we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement says, "But ... we built the Roman Empire, so on and so on." The Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 October 6, 2005 And that my friends is the perfect hyjack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 October 6, 2005 You know how they know Jesus was Italian? He's 30, unemployed, lives at home and swears his mother is a virgin. . Sorry sorry I saw this post back a couple of pages un-answered and thought I could make it into something. For wingnut of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ducatigirl996 0 #5 October 7, 2005 ha i am watching this movie as i type! "So broccoli, mother says your good for me,well I'm afraid i'm not good for you!" - Stewie from Family Guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 October 7, 2005 finally someone got what i was talking about.... thank you...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 October 7, 2005 What the fuck is your avatar wingi edit::::: you dick you changed that as I was typing the question, I know that one is a yellow bunny WTF was the other one with the red 7 thingyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #8 October 7, 2005 Know what to call 12 Italian women in a sauna? Gorillas in the mist.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 October 7, 2005 Oh, another good one: Know why Italian women wear long black gloves? To cover up their long black hair! cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #10 October 7, 2005 Quotefinally someone got what i was talking about.... thank you...... It should be, "You know what really GRINDS my gears." We laughed and laughed watching that. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #11 October 7, 2005 QuoteOh, another good one: Know why Italian women wear long black gloves? To cover up their long black hair! No no no. It's like: Know why Italian men have that funny little moustache on the upper lip? They want to look like their mother HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #12 October 7, 2005 Quote You know what really GRINDS my gears close enough.... squeak, it's been changed for a couple days now... and you don't really want to know what it was before..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
