Casie 0 #1 October 4, 2005 Is it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?...and how is it possible to ppppp on the rim and seat???? Do you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? Can't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? That is all.............~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 October 4, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?... No, but its more fun this way Quoteand how is it possible to ppppp on the rim and seat Years of practice. QuoteDo you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? Yes. It creates an inviting aroma over time. QuoteCan't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? The thingy is too thick for the rolls.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linestretch 0 #3 October 4, 2005 sit in the piss and like it!my pics & stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 October 4, 2005 I never thought one person could be so annoying and to top it off he doesn't even work here he's just visiting~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 October 4, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?. .Is it necessary for you ladies to leave it down be conciderate pick the seat up after you are done .and how is it possible to ppppp on the rim and seat???? Good aim Do you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? Yes we are like dogs Can't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? Now that's funny, that's what women are for That is all............. thank youhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 October 4, 2005 9 times out of 10 times we're going to need the seat in the up position, therefore we leave it up to save wear on the hinge assembly. We pee all over the seat because we're expecting the seat to be in the logical, up, position and have already started to relax the bladder muscles before we realize that some illogical entity has moved it to the down position. The cease fire command takes a second to fully process resulting in unintentional collateral damage. There-Question answered I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 October 4, 2005 Do we have to go through this again... How about.. Look before you sit. I cant believe how many Women sit without looking. As a man who generally Sits once a Day.. I can honestly say that I have never sat on a Toilet without first looking at what I am about to sitting on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 October 4, 2005 QuoteIs it necessary to leave the tiolet seat up?... I agree with Remster on this one. Quoteand how is it possible to ppppp on the rim and seat???? maybe he has jewelry and is still getting used to it?? QuoteDo you seriously have to pppppp all over the place? Don't have to, but we have to do something to entertain ourselves. QuoteCan't you put a new roll of tiolet paper on the thingy? NO! we can't QuoteThat is all............. You sure? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 October 4, 2005 QuoteThe thingy is too thick for the rolls. Remi made a funny! Remi made a funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 October 4, 2005 QuoteDo we have to go through this again... How about.. Look before you sit. I cant believe how many Women sit without looking. As a man who generally Sits once a Day.. I can honestly say that I have never sat on a Toilet without first looking at what I am about to sitting on. Sorry done it a few times Normally when alcahol is involvedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 October 4, 2005 QuoteDo we have to go through this again... How about.. Look before you sit. I cant believe how many Women sit without looking. As a man who generally Sits once a Day.. I can honestly say that I have never sat on a Toilet without first looking at what I am about to sitting on. I did look before I sat down - it's just annoying how fuck'n lazy this ASSHAT is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously - I don't mind half the crap ya'll do - but come on....make an effort not to do all of them simultaneously~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 41 #12 October 4, 2005 from the "The Rules - From Men" 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down. http://www.vikarsrant.net/RuleFromMen.htm"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 October 4, 2005 A lot of the toilets in Europe that I used didn't even have seats on them. It took squatting to a whole new level. Nasty. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 October 4, 2005 It's the women who try to pee without sitting down that are peeing all over the place.With good aim, no seat lifting is required and splatter can be reduced by hitting the side of the bowl instead of dead center water.Indoor peeing is for women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #15 October 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat is all............. You sure? nah - but if you'd like i'm sure i can think of more~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #16 October 4, 2005 QuoteA lot of the toilets in Europe that I used didn't even have seats on them. It took squatting to a whole new level. Nasty. No need to remind me of this - I just got back from a camping trip phew~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #17 October 4, 2005 QuoteA lot of the toilets in Europe that I used didn't even have seats on them. It took squatting to a whole new level. Nasty. Yeah, some of them are pretty nasty over there even the ones you have to pay to use the restroom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 October 4, 2005 Quotenah - but if you'd like i'm sure i can think of more You're female, since when did you ever need our permission to complain more? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 October 4, 2005 QuoteI cant believe how many Women sit without looking. I'm thinking she did look, or else she won't have see the pee! On a side note, leaving the seat up is just wrong, not to mention the germs that it spreads. I am out numbered in my house with males, but they all know to put the seat down and then flush. Keeps the germs where they belong.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 October 4, 2005 Casie, Toilet is spelled "toilet", not "tiolet". And yeah . . . look before you sit. The only time I don't is when I'm drunk and about to pee in my pants. Thankfully I haven't faced an up toilet seat when those situations have arisen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #21 October 4, 2005 I think that if guys have to leave the toilet seat down for us, we should have to leave it up for them!!!! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #22 October 4, 2005 I have often though I would do the world a Favor and end this endless debate..... My Plan is to leave a Plunger sticking out of every toilet I find. Eventually women will learn to look before they Sit!! Usually when I hear a Split-tail screeching about this.. She just got her Tookus wet when she failed to Look before she sat. seems like after a few times they would learn.. Look then Sit. I mean how hard is it to Put the seat down? We lift it all the time. Doesnt hurt us. You need it down?? OK, Put it down. Leave it that way and we will lift it when we need to use it. Seems fair enough to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #23 October 4, 2005 QuoteCasie, Toilet is spelled "toilet", not "tiolet". And yeah . . . look before you sit. The only time I don't is when I'm drunk and about to pee in my pants. Thankfully I haven't faced an up toilet seat when those situations have arisen. Well gosh darnit Kelly - I thought you'd be on my side I'm ticked that this fucker is fuck'n doin this shit! I'm not tooo worried about my spelling since he's peeing all over the place. But HEY....I'm now makes me want to put some oil on the floor by the base of the toilet so his ass falls on his ass!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #24 October 4, 2005 QuoteI think that if guys have to leave the toilet seat down for us, we should have to leave it up for them!!!! NOOOOOOOO Put the lid down and then flush. Ugh....keep those nasty germs away from me.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #25 October 4, 2005 QuoteI have often though I would do the world a Favor and end this endless debate..... My Plan is to leave a Plunger sticking out of every toilet I find. Eventually women will learn to look before they Sit!! Usually when I hear a Split-tail screeching about this.. She just got her Tookus wet when she failed to Look before she sat. seems like after a few times they would learn.. Look then Sit. I mean how hard is it to Put the seat down? We lift it all the time. Doesnt hurt us. You need it down?? OK, Put it down. Leave it that way and we will lift it when we need to use it. Seems fair enough to me. Jay - I did look which is how I know he urinated all over the rim and the seat - not only did I have to clean up after his yuckyself but he left no paper! BRAINS: kiss my butt~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
