skinnyshrek 0 #1 October 4, 2005 and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get mar ried. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and Said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is............... Always keep your condoms in your car!! http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jloirsdaan 0 #2 October 4, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA!!! thats great....were ya really going to get the condoms?! Jordan Go Fast, Dock Soft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #3 October 4, 2005 I really hope you wouldn't do thatyour girlfriend would be extremely pissed off.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 October 4, 2005 REPOST, REPOST, REPOST. BUT, it is funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #5 October 4, 2005 Quote great story, kept me going for a little bit, this would be soo fucked up if it actually happened. wow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #6 October 4, 2005 Quote I really hope you wouldn't do thatyour girlfriend would be extremely pissed off. he's all talk jess, no woirries.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 October 4, 2005 Quote I really hope you wouldn't do thatyour girlfriend would be extremely pissed off. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. um, which are you saying here? Seems to me your second statement sorta contradicts your first. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #8 October 4, 2005 Am I the only one who got aroused reading that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 4, 2005 Quote REPOST, REPOST, REPOST. BUT, it is funny. Yup... I might have posted that same story before. I know I got it in an email a couple times in the past. Funny as hell. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #11 October 4, 2005 I was just saying. I would be pissed off. You would know that you picked the wrong guy, gave him the wrong finger. Kinda thingPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #12 October 4, 2005 RLMFAO Great idea. I'm going to put a box in there now. Willygrowing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #13 October 4, 2005 HAH HA HA HA...good one Leeglad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 October 5, 2005 Get Brandy to introduce me to her sister....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 October 5, 2005 Her sister is married but she may do a turn at the right pricehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 October 5, 2005 Money no object....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #17 October 5, 2005 You have been watching too many Spanish soap-operas....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
