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I prefer my Alcohoroscope.

Scorpio:

Don't ever tell scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionaly keep tipping till they're hog whipering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorpios seek total obliteration. but generaly, they're facinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. they also remember everything -- espescally what you got up to when you were blitzed. only drink with a Scorpio that likes you.

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Alot of my sign, PISCES seem to be right, but I wouldnt take my star sign seriously day to day :)



My sister & and best female friend is a fish, I like fish.
Scorpio's scare me, my Daughter is a Scorpio.
I will never even look at a virgo again...


I take that seriously.

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Alot of my sign, PISCES seem to be right, but I wouldnt take my star sign seriously day to day :)



My sister & and best female friend is a fish, I like fish.



I have 2 sisters also Pisces :S My folks probably didnt have tv around May :o :P
**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

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Gemini here, and, in most definitions and detailed explainations of the sign, it is very accurate, but on that particular one, i don't agree. Most of the positive things are right, but i was surprised to find the negatives. That definition, i would have to say, no, not copmletely accurate, maybe about half-way. but most other definitions are closer to accuarate. I love being a gemini
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I prefer my Alcohoroscope.

Scorpio:

Don't ever tell scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionaly keep tipping till they're hog whipering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorpios seek total obliteration. but generaly, they're facinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. they also remember everything -- espescally what you got up to when you were blitzed. only drink with a Scorpio that likes you.



WOW This fits me totally...

Libra: "I'm jusht a social drinker," you slur, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?"
You love nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone.
Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (you are little instigators when bored), you can really work a room.

Charming as you are, you are notoriously lacking in self-control.
And this can get you into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening.
You may end up flirting with you best friend's sweetie or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

CReW Skies,
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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Virgo here too but I almost never check the horoscope. I don't even care. Once in a while I'll be in a restaurant and they have the horoscopes on the paper place-mats. That's the only time I get curious and check it out... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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