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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I registered as soon as I saw Nick getting all hot and bothered! lmao


Something tells me that membership on RC.com is going to double in the next couple of hours...:D



They are probably getting all pissed of for being merged by this corporate entity... :D

Will rc.com get dropzoned? lol
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Will rc.com get dropzoned? lol


Maybe I should post in their Community forum to see if anyone there has seen my bejesus.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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But how do rockclimbers get laid? I couldn't find their equivalent of the Bonfire.



It's called "Community" and it's way down at the bottom.



They even have an entire section devoted to finding a "partner". ;)



There's also a thread called "hot chicks looking for cool climbing guys." What kind of response do you think I'd get if I posted something similar here?:S
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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But how do rockclimbers get laid? I couldn't find their equivalent of the Bonfire.



It's called "Community" and it's way down at the bottom.



They even have an entire section devoted to finding a "partner". ;)



There's also a thread called "hot chicks looking for cool climbing guys." What kind of response do you think I'd get if I posted something similar here?:S



I saw that thread... I liked the pic someone posted in reply... :D
Remster

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From RC.com:

Belay Monkey - Any person recruited for the task of belaying for long periods of time. Similar to Belay Betty; usually a non-climbing female recruited to belay a significant other.***

:D:D:D:D

FYI: I'm registered on RC.com as "Hooknswoop":P:D:D:D

I need help with my new DZ.com handle:

Fingerjam, Betaflash, Onsight, or perhaps A Vue or Allez!

See link: http://www.rockclimbing.com/articles/term.php?alpha=A



Ken
"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
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Saw that thread too. Yeah, I'm clueless. :S



Don't worry. Several of the people posting on that thread were pretty clueless too.

I particularly laughed over:

a) The poster mocking the person who asked him if he used hooks,

and

b) The poster who couldn't believe that anyone would think you could start out with trad climbing.


I started with trad climbing, and I've got several hooks on my rack. :S
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FYI: I'm registered on RC.com as "Hooknswoop"



All right., that just made me register my name. Buncha wiseguys. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I started with trad climbing, and I've got several hooks on my rack. :S



Hehehe, you said rack.



I wonder if they have anything like our The Rack(tm) v.2.0. Doubt it. And yes, I have seen the Goods. Do I say, Greats?:)
50 donations so far. Give it a try.

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Okay I can tie in rock climbing and skydiving!
My personal friend Ray Jardine!
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Ray Jardine, a former NASA scientist, created the Friend camming device for rockclimbers in 1974

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visit http://www.ray-way.com/bb/bb-readers.shtml
Ray and his wife Jenny also rowed across the Atlantic Ocean. Great adventurers and great people! See other adventures herehttp://www.rayjardine.com/index.shtml








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Let me think of some other good definitions...


Actually, a "Trad" is a tracking technique, where one cups air through his/her eyeball sockets. "Trad" is short for "Dude, that Track was RAD!!!:|

Any more questions?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Regular hooks or Skyhooks?



:D

Believe it or not, I have an old hook that is called a "skyhook."

Got some beaks and RURPS, too. ;)



You're just dying for me to go in there and start posting about how I'm a trad in climbing and was thinking of hooking, aren't you?! :D

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Hi guys Phil here, I`ve been an administrator/site manager/moderator over on rc.com for quite some time now.

Feel free to ask me any questions so that you can ease yourselves in to the rc.com experience.

A word of warning that the denizens of community forum will eat you like sharks. You will be known not as a wuffo but as a n00B!!111.

Oh yes there is a thread in general called The Women of rc.com.

Flames and trolls are not tolerated in any of the forums. Personal attacks are the least tolerated. The community forum is pretty much open slateher except for outright trollery and flames and personal attacks. There are some very vigourous debates in community and you should feel free to participate.

We have some pretty specific nomenclature for a lot of what we do in climbing much in the same way that you would in your chosen sport/passion. Allow me to explain a couple.

Rack= A collection of bits and pieces of protection that a climber places in the rock to keep themselves safe whilst making upward progress.

Nuts= A set of passive pieces of protection that one places to keep oneself safe whilst making upward progress, usually kept on ones rack until needed.

Crack= A crack is a geological feature that one can stuff ones nuts in in order to keep oneself safe whilst making upwards progress on a cliff.

Woody= A homemade climbing wall where one can practice climbing moves.

Hope that is helpful to one and all, if there is anything that you need to know then feel free to just ask.

Oh yes, if you do happen to amass a large number of posts over on rc.com then your losertude will be confirmed and yes you do not have a life. B|

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Oh yes, if you do happen to amass a large number of posts over on rc.com then your losertude will be confirmed and yes you do not have a life


Since you're here, you wouldn't have happened to find my bejesus on rc.com? I left it somewhere, but can't remember where!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Oh yes, if you do happen to amass a large number of posts over on rc.com then your losertude will be confirmed and yes you do not have a life


Since you're here, you wouldn't have happened to find my bejesus on rc.com? I left it somewhere, but can't remember where!:|



First you`ll have to explain to this n00B!!!111 what a bejesus is. As you can see my losertude is not yet confirmed for this site. I`ve done my bit to help you guys understand the lingo so you`ll hafta return the favour.

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