BlackVelvet 0 #1 September 27, 2005 So the man known as SKYLORD wants to jump from the Skyvan... As a true redhead, I accomodated is 'every little need.' WE jumped that van..and flew all over the sky. In return, he was to pack his own rig for the day. Did he?? NO! Not one time! I ask you --- was this fair?? And what should be the repercussions for such violations?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #2 September 27, 2005 Put a golf ball in every other cell of his parachute... Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #3 September 27, 2005 "Put a golf ball in every other cell of his parachute' Nah. Put one in his ass www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #4 September 27, 2005 Tell him he is acting just like an FAA Manager! Trust me, He'll freak!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #5 September 27, 2005 QuoteTell him he is acting just like an FAA Manager! Trust me, He'll freak! Psycho Bob, Now you've done it. Like the old comedy routine, "Slowly I turned, step by step....." So in my defense, the rig was not my "own" it was rented gear, and I will be completely honest. I was a-scared. New canopy to me packing wise, and I would have auto panicked when I only counted 7 cells instead 9. Plus it would have been my first zero-P pack, while Black Velvet has the F-111 material. It packs itself while I'm looking like I'm humping my rented canopy for hours. Free flyers agreed with my decision, but I'm not sure that is an argument in my favor. Fun weekend, and thanks for the Sky Van jump!! I was glad I could get you stable. Bob the admitted Welcher on deals but with an explanationBob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #6 September 27, 2005 ***It packs itself while I'm looking like I'm humping my rented canopy for hours. QuoteBWAAHAA!!!! It's cool, so long as you yell "what's my name bitch" while your humping it!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JUDYJ 0 #7 September 28, 2005 No... he yells like a girl when he flips upside down when exiting the Skyvan.. Skylord! Excuses are cheap!! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skylord 1 #8 September 28, 2005 I do NOT!! My lungs depressurized faster than I could get my vocal cords out of the way. That's the truth!! Bob the ScreamerBob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlackVelvet 0 #9 September 28, 2005 MMMMM, is that possible?? Sounds like maybe, if you were heard, at 12,700 feet AGL, that you were in a very high octave of verbalization..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #10 September 28, 2005 Ya he was a complete tool when he sold me a $50 concert ticket for $45. did i mention it was a sold out U2 Concert and those same tickets were going for $200 on ebay?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlackVelvet 0 #11 September 28, 2005 Oh come on....nothing "good" about him now.. this is about what to when someone (skylord) doesn't play fair. I'm thinking something like packing both his and my rig for mmmmm how many jumps?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #12 September 28, 2005 QuoteI'm thinking something like packing both his and my rig for mmmmm how many jumps?? Let me guess: your reserve is due for a repack in few days, right? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlackVelvet 0 #13 September 28, 2005 Nope, it's good for a bit longer. I just think one never gets the hang of packing if ONE never ever does it. AND he p-r-o-m-i-s-e-d that he would take the time and pack. Big ol' FAA guy and all, you'd think he be able to back his words with actions; wouldn't you?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #14 September 28, 2005 ***Big ol' FAA guy and all, you'd think he be able to back his words with actions; wouldn't you?? Quote As a NATCA guy though, he's pretty damn good."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
JUDYJ 0 #7 September 28, 2005 No... he yells like a girl when he flips upside down when exiting the Skyvan.. Skylord! Excuses are cheap!! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #8 September 28, 2005 I do NOT!! My lungs depressurized faster than I could get my vocal cords out of the way. That's the truth!! Bob the ScreamerBob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackVelvet 0 #9 September 28, 2005 MMMMM, is that possible?? Sounds like maybe, if you were heard, at 12,700 feet AGL, that you were in a very high octave of verbalization..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 September 28, 2005 Ya he was a complete tool when he sold me a $50 concert ticket for $45. did i mention it was a sold out U2 Concert and those same tickets were going for $200 on ebay?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackVelvet 0 #11 September 28, 2005 Oh come on....nothing "good" about him now.. this is about what to when someone (skylord) doesn't play fair. I'm thinking something like packing both his and my rig for mmmmm how many jumps?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 September 28, 2005 QuoteI'm thinking something like packing both his and my rig for mmmmm how many jumps?? Let me guess: your reserve is due for a repack in few days, right? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackVelvet 0 #13 September 28, 2005 Nope, it's good for a bit longer. I just think one never gets the hang of packing if ONE never ever does it. AND he p-r-o-m-i-s-e-d that he would take the time and pack. Big ol' FAA guy and all, you'd think he be able to back his words with actions; wouldn't you?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #14 September 28, 2005 ***Big ol' FAA guy and all, you'd think he be able to back his words with actions; wouldn't you?? Quote As a NATCA guy though, he's pretty damn good."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
