321seeya 0 #26 September 23, 2005 One word..... Alkaseltzer (sp?) They will blow up like little feather filled c4 devices.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #27 September 23, 2005 Yup! Good ol' Blue Heeler... dayum good dogs. Hell, they'll herd anything and I don't think, they ever get tired. He could, get a couple of WaltAppel's 'coons! they're chicken lovin' sons o' guns! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #28 September 23, 2005 stopping dogs from killing chickens was the funniest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #29 September 23, 2005 CAn't you call animal control? Or just go buy a deep freeze and get good at BBQ'ing them.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #30 September 23, 2005 Quote One word..... Alkaseltzer (sp?) Nice one!!!!! Just like we used to do to Seagulls back in High School. Thoe fuckers will land on the table and steal your french bread pizza right off your plate if you turn your head long enoughDom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anet 0 #31 September 24, 2005 Step 1... Make a roux.... Step 2.... Add Onions, Bell peppers, celery.... Step 3 .... Add Water.... Step 4..... Add chicken..... Step 5..... Simmer for 1 1-2 hrs.. Season... Step 6..... Serve over Rice w/ Potato Salad and w/ French Bread and Lotsa beer! Enjoy your Gumbo! "to love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrenalinejunki 0 #32 September 24, 2005 If I went the dog route it would be shot the first day. My yard is'nt fenced in and the neighbor is'nt quite right. Kinda scary evil looking guy. He is about as big of a redneck as you will find anywheres. Always wearing a white (or dirty white ) wife beater undershirt while riding up and down the road on his ATV looking for his damned chickens. I honestly don't know what to do other than shoot them where I don't have to move them and let the magots have them. It is fun shooting them though. __________________________________________________What's the worst that can happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #33 September 24, 2005 Quote One word..... Alkaseltzer (sp?) Yawn. http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp Quote Seagulls don't explode when they eat Alka-Seltzer; pigeons don't explode when they eat rice.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickMcMahon 0 #34 September 24, 2005 Call Col. Sanders _________________________ Website: Dick’s Stuff The reason skydivers party so much at the end of the day is because they're glad they survived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #35 September 24, 2005 Live trap some raccoons, put 'em in the yard for a day or so to watch their lunch, then let 'em loose. This is the slow method. Fast method: weasel family. Raccoons basically will just kill, eat, and come back for dinner the next night. A pack of weasles will tear up all available prey and just strew it around. Looks like a scene from Alien or something. I'm pretty sure both of these are methods recognized and endorsed by PETA.Quote CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0