NWFlyer 2 #26 September 12, 2005 QuoteI mean I am sure there are plenty of people that we all would prefer not to see naked. A fatty with flab a flapping all over is definitely not attractive. Unsure Shocked I am sure in their own mind they are sexy, fabulous, and great! YEAH RIIIIIIIGHT! And that, right there, is why I'll probably never jump naked. Not interested in my naked sexiness/attractiveness being judged by the unwashed masses."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #27 September 12, 2005 QuoteDid a fat guy or girl sit on you when you were a kid? You seem to be very occupied with other people’s physic. If you are worried about how you look on a naked jump or the way others look I think you have missed the point. It is about freedom not being sexy. Next thing you will be asking why Gucci doesn’t make a container. Last question. Do you have a mirror? Used it some time. I think that might lower the standards you seem to set for others. Well lets hope it isnt about being sexy...cause it sure as hell aint Hate to admit it but the boy has a point on this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #28 September 12, 2005 Hmmm...Streaker says....hell ya allow it. Whadda you think Fast Eddie? Beautiful Landings! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 September 12, 2005 I'd say allow it for everyone...but only if you can figure out a way to stop the ladies' annoying whistling....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #30 September 13, 2005 QuoteI'd say allow it for everyone...but only if you can figure out a way to stop the ladies' annoying whistling.... As soon as they stop the guys loud flapping. And no...haven't done a naked jump. Closest has been a lingerie jump and there's no way in hell I'm going to do a naked jump and have someone judging me for not being up to their standards. 'Course...who says the person judging me is up to my standards? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #31 September 13, 2005 Well, the only way to be up to the standards is jump and naked and let the judges deciede. I say you should jump...lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #32 September 13, 2005 Fuck 'em. I've never seen anyone look good naked in freefall. It's all about those on the jump; everyone else can go hang. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #33 September 13, 2005 I don't think I could jump naked for one main reason. My chest strap slide straight up my chest...I have sensative boobs....I realy think it would hurt. And Guys, do those tight legs straps ever pinch .....you know........it just seems to painfull. But I know lots of people who have done it.......I guess it is not that painful ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #34 September 13, 2005 Personally iI think we should do away with the requirement to do night jumps and replace it with a requirement to do a naked jump to get your "D" license. I mean look how many people say there is no reason to do a night jump in your normal jumping career, but I know there will be an ocasion in every jumpers career to do a naked jump. Hell, I got a bunch, especillay in front of crowds. So obviously there is a need to qualify yourself for it. Quite frankly I think that my freefal physic is quite like poetry in motion, fliud and yet structured to to the point hat those around me are often in a trance like state at the sight. But then again it is just me talkin'.Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #35 September 13, 2005 Well, why not do both in one jump a naked night jump. I know i did onehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #36 September 13, 2005 QuoteShould there be a standard for jumping naked? I mean I am sure there are plenty of people that we all would prefer not to see naked. A fatty with flab a flapping all over is definitely not attractive. I am sure in their own mind they are sexy, fabulous, and great! YEAH RIIIIIIIGHT! Another troll about how good you look compared to everyone else, Kramer? Geezus doesn't it ever get old?~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #37 September 13, 2005 QuoteWell, why not do both in one jump a naked night jump. I know i did one That is why you did it at night......----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #38 September 13, 2005 QuoteAnd Guys, do those tight legs straps ever pinch .....you know........it just seems to painfull well as they say "better to have a line over than a ball under"..... have 2 naked skydives and both were fun and would do it again no problems...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #39 September 13, 2005 I say no standards. Sure you might very very rarely see a unattrative fat person making a naked skydive. but who cares? they are out having fun, and nobody is forcing you to stare at them. besides how often does this really happen? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base311 0 #40 September 13, 2005 QuoteWell, why not do both in one jump a naked night jump. I know i did one In BASE you can get an NNBOA# Naked Night BASE On Acid Gardner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #41 September 14, 2005 QuoteAnother troll about how good you look compared to everyone else, Kramer? [Crazy] Geezus doesn't it ever get old? Hey Look it is another Self Proclaimed Moderator. Actually if you read the whole thread is not a troll thread. Obviously you have an issue with yourself. Think About it. Added: Or you do not know how to read. Which is it? K-MAn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #42 September 14, 2005 QuoteDo you have a mirror? Used it some time. I think that might lower the standards you seem to set for others. At least My avatar has my face. What's the matter are you scared to show your? Have you ever met me in person? If not Carry Your Ass to the ORFUN Boogie. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #43 September 14, 2005 Well, i think its an awesome thread i am going to start calling you the richard simmons of skydiving...lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #44 September 14, 2005 Can't say for women but for guys it's just like with clothes on, keep everything out from under the straps!! Mine didn't hurt at all. It felt really nice having the wind tug at my willie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #45 September 14, 2005 Quote am going to start calling you the richard simmons of skydiving...lol If I am the Richard Simmons of Skydiving then you are the Chris Farley of Skydiving! Hopefully You fair better then that silly Bastard! I think you are a riot! K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #46 September 14, 2005 Quote... Have you ever met me in person? If not Carry Your Ass to the ORFUN Boogie. So get your boogie ass over to the Orfun Boogie thread and put you moniker on the list....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #47 September 14, 2005 QuoteSo get your boogie ass over to the Orfun Boogie thread and put you moniker on the list.... I am FOOL! Are Ya BLIND!? The sad thing is that I may not be able to jump. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #48 September 14, 2005 My hundredth jump! One of my favourites to date a naked zoo dive! Was skeery as fuck but fun as hell! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #49 September 14, 2005 QuoteQuote am going to start calling you the richard simmons of skydiving...lol If I am the Richard Simmons of Skydiving then you are the Chris Farley of Skydiving! Hopefully You fair better then that silly Bastard! I think you are a riot! K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . So your admitting you are the gay fitness of skydiving ok i will go with that.....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 September 14, 2005 QuoteThe sad thing is that I may not be able to jump. May? May? 'tard, you're lucky to be moving. You'll be sticking to ground-based entertainment for a while, if you've got any sense. (hmm...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
