Sex Poll

[Girlfalldown 0]

It's been too long since we've had a good sex poll. Which do you prefer?

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[Amazon 7]

Woo hoo I am first in the poll

[jasonRose 0]

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Woo hoo I am first in the poll

The question is what way did you vote...

Can I have one of your fantastic Amazon hugs at the byron boogie???

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[skymama 37]

Hey, you can't give multiple answers!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[peregrinerose 0]

Where's the 'all of the above' option??

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[missg8tordivr 0]

right now...ANY would be prefered!

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F LORIDA!

[Jumpmunki 0]

i'm with you on that one lol

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Hey, you can't give multiple answers!

Well most of us like a good mix of the three. I was just wondering which one most people prefer!

I picked Raunchy Romp but you all knew that anyway.

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[PsychoBob 0]

I'd like a raunchy, seductive, sneak attack...WHAT'S MY NAME!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

[ACMESkydiver 0]

'Sneak attack', is that like when you've just returned home from a nice dinner and you're getting undressed in the master bathroom and your SO hikes up your dress, pulls off your undies and bends you over the sink, pulling your hair so you have to look at him in the mirror while he gives it to you?

I have heard that some people like that.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[thegreekone 0]

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right now...ANY would be prefered!

I know THAT feeling...unfortunately.

Truth be told, they all have their place.

[NWFlyer 2]

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'Sneak attack', is that like when you've just returned home from a nice dinner and you're getting undressed in the master bathroom and your SO hikes up your dress, pulls off your undies and bends you over the sink, pulling your hair so you have to look at him in the mirror while he gives it to you?

I have heard that some people like that.

'scuse me. I think I need a cold shower now.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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'Sneak attack', is that like when you've just returned home from a nice dinner and you're getting undressed in the master bathroom and your SO hikes up your dress, pulls off your undies and bends you over the sink, pulling your hair so you have to look at him in the mirror while he gives it to you?

I have heard that some people like that.

'scuse me. I think I need a cold shower now.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Bolas 5]

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'scuse me. I think I need a cold shower now.

Ditto, let's save some water..

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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'Sneak attack', is that like when you've just returned home from a nice dinner and you're getting undressed in the master bathroom and your SO hikes up your dress, pulls off your undies and bends you over the sink, pulling your hair so you have to look at him in the mirror while he gives it to you?

I have heard that some people like that.

That's one way to do it!

Another way is to pretend you've left the house but instead hide in the closet naked and call your guy on the cell phone and ask him to check to see if you left your purse in the closet.

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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'Sneak attack', is that like when you've just returned home from a nice dinner and you're getting undressed in the master bathroom and your SO hikes up your dress, pulls off your undies and bends you over the sink, pulling your hair so you have to look at him in the mirror while he gives it to you?

I have heard that some people like that.

That's one way to do it!

Another way is to pretend you've left the house but instead hide in the closet naked and call your guy on the cell phone and ask him to check to see if you left your purse in the closet.

Ohhh!!!

That might work for you 'engaged' and 'newlywed' kinda couples. If I did that, Joe would open the closet door, and say "Why the hell did you call me? You're in the closet already, look for it yourself, you nut!"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[NWFlyer 2]

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You're in the closet already, look for it yourself, you nut!

That's when you turn around, bend over and say, "Oh, there it is!" while wiggling your ass in his face.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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You're in the closet already, look for it yourself, you nut!

That's when you turn around, bend over and say, "Oh, there it is!" while wiggling your ass in his face.

Oh shit, coffee on the keyboard again...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[mirochristie 0]

I prefer the "art" of seduction
Not everybody can master it, and practice makes perfect, right?
So.... let`s practice A LOT!
LOL

LiquidSky
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[Buried 0]

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So.... let`s practice A LOT!

ok just as long as you dont laugh

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[lawrocket 3]

Seduction is the greatest. It's like the flight up to altitude. You know that you aren't turning back, and that in a little while it's gonna be FUN! Half the fun is in the anticipation and the effort involved.

Edited to add: Okay, maybe 10 percent of the fun.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[swedishcelt 0]

I like experiencing the ground work. Seduction.

[jumpchikk 0]

I agree. Anticipation is the best. It's great to flirt around, make out, build each other up all day and then at the end of the day take all that pent up frustration and anticipation and let loose over and over and over and over again.

[lawrocket 3]

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let loose over and over and over and over again.

See? She knows. A seduction, if managed properly, can lead to a raunchy romp and a sneak attack in the coming hours. Neither of the other two can lead to a seduction, though. The seduction truly gets you the most bang for the buck (pun intended)

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Samurai136 0]

Thanks for the Redbook survey, Shannon.

http://magazines.ivillage.com/redbook/sex/great/articles/0,,284442_557484-1,00.html

I googled it to figure out the difference between a Sneak Attack and the Raunchy Romp.

I voted for the sneak attack. A good sneak attack can incorporate the raunchy romp and seduction characteristics. The other two on their own often seem far too ridiculous in my tastes.

Ken

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken