Bolas 5 #1 September 13, 2005 Just curious, strictly hypothetical. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #2 September 13, 2005 I drive it like I stole it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 September 13, 2005 Well, I voted 'leave it alone', but I'd want to take it on a crime spree! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #4 September 13, 2005 What are you sitting....Porsche....or a Tempo? ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 September 13, 2005 I vote for "other". Take out the passenger and back seats and pretend you are driving around in a Cessna Jumpplane. Have your friends sit on the floor and yell DOOR and stick your heads out the door while going 90 miles per hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 September 13, 2005 I'd bury the speedo. Once I borrowed a friend's sports car, only because he asked to borrow my truck for a deer hunting trip. So there I am, going a pretty sane 80 mph, and approaching a slower beat up pickup truck. As I'm about to catch up to it, it starts to speed up as if the dumbass driver refuses to let me pass him. Duh, he looks like a redneck. So, like a piece of cake, I floor it and easily pass him and take off. However, I got stuck behind a bunch of cars, and this idiot comes right up to my bumper like an angry hornet. So I hit the gap and take off, and he follows, trying to get me back. I refuse to allow it. So, there I am, weaving in and out of traffic at 90 mph with the idiot desperately trying to keep up, then I shoot through a closing gap between two 18 wheelers, trapping him behind them and I floor it to 130 mph. Problem solved. Guess I ruined his happy mood... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 September 13, 2005 Please, please, bury the speedo. Get rid of that thong while you're at it. Oh, wait, you're talking about the speedometer! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 September 13, 2005 QuotePlease, please, bury the speedo. Get rid of that thong while you're at it. Oh, wait, you're talking about the speedometer! D'oh! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #9 September 14, 2005 id search through it to start then take it for a few drives burying the speedo everytime i had the chance. The day before said friend returned id wash it and leave it alone till he got back . but thats just me ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #10 September 14, 2005 QuoteWhat are you sitting....Porsche....or a Tempo? Very important info. Porsche(or like)=bury the speedo then to the chop shop Tempo(or like)=crime spree then a little street sign derby ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 September 14, 2005 This is hypothetical, but let's just say a truck. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 September 14, 2005 QuoteThis is hypothetical, but let's just say a truck. see how much the bed can really carry or how much it could really tow... maybe check to see which will fail first, the hitch or a flag pole Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #13 September 14, 2005 i remember an article in car & driver way back when called 'the high speed handling characteristics of a pickup truck', written by pj o'rourke. funniest damn thing i ever read. i'd try everything he said. he described several different cornering techniques (late apex, trailing brake, early turn in etc.) and they all ended with things like, 'this will put you into the woods.' 'this will roll the truck several times, and put you in the woods.' 'this will cause the truck to spin out, flip in mid-air, and put you in the woods.'"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #14 September 14, 2005 See how many packing peanuts will fit inside.I love you Laura. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #15 September 14, 2005 So you decided to give the hypothetical truck's owner a hypothetical name. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #16 September 14, 2005 Peanuts,Peanuts,Peanuts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lauraliscious 0 #17 September 14, 2005 Well, hypothetically (of course), I'd treat it with lots of TLC and wash it and wax it and sweep it out and even clean the windows and dash... But that's just me. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lauraliscious 0 #18 September 14, 2005 I'd better not find a thong buried in peanuts in that hypothetical truck! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Airbender 0 #19 September 14, 2005 I would find a nice set of tracks and see how it feels to be Bo Duke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #20 September 14, 2005 QuoteWell, hypothetically (of course), I'd treat it with lots of TLC and wash it and wax it and sweep it out and even clean the windows and dash... But that's just me. But what if this hypothetical truck was full of stuff? How could I hypothetically clean it without going through all this hypothetical stuff?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #21 September 15, 2005 Bump:I thought we should work on this for one more day.Where do you buy packing peanuts anyway??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #22 September 15, 2005 A shipping store would have them, but I could probably get them free from work. With the amount of hypothetical stuff in the hypothetical truck, it wouldn't take that many. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #23 September 15, 2005 enough with all this hypothetical truck.. let's now bring this to another level and make it a real truck that laura owns Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyjenb 0 #24 September 15, 2005 Bolas -- you should maybe clean it out for her. She probably doesn't even know all that is in there. You might hit the jack pot! Sorry Laura! Next time I will car sit for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #25 September 15, 2005 Now you done it now... Post #1. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Bolas 5 #15 September 14, 2005 So you decided to give the hypothetical truck's owner a hypothetical name. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #16 September 14, 2005 Peanuts,Peanuts,Peanuts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #17 September 14, 2005 Well, hypothetically (of course), I'd treat it with lots of TLC and wash it and wax it and sweep it out and even clean the windows and dash... But that's just me. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #18 September 14, 2005 I'd better not find a thong buried in peanuts in that hypothetical truck! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airbender 0 #19 September 14, 2005 I would find a nice set of tracks and see how it feels to be Bo Duke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 September 14, 2005 QuoteWell, hypothetically (of course), I'd treat it with lots of TLC and wash it and wax it and sweep it out and even clean the windows and dash... But that's just me. But what if this hypothetical truck was full of stuff? How could I hypothetically clean it without going through all this hypothetical stuff?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 September 15, 2005 Bump:I thought we should work on this for one more day.Where do you buy packing peanuts anyway??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 September 15, 2005 A shipping store would have them, but I could probably get them free from work. With the amount of hypothetical stuff in the hypothetical truck, it wouldn't take that many. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #23 September 15, 2005 enough with all this hypothetical truck.. let's now bring this to another level and make it a real truck that laura owns Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjenb 0 #24 September 15, 2005 Bolas -- you should maybe clean it out for her. She probably doesn't even know all that is in there. You might hit the jack pot! Sorry Laura! Next time I will car sit for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 September 15, 2005 Now you done it now... Post #1. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
