BillyVance 34 #1 September 15, 2005 A guy walks into a bar in the mountains of North Carolina and orders a glass of wine. All the redneck hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North. The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska." The bartender says, "What you do in Alaska?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" The guy says, "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 September 15, 2005 blah blah, didn't even read the joke. Hehe. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #3 September 15, 2005 ok sunshine, ive seen to many random posts... hurry up and hit that 20,000 mark! ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #4 September 15, 2005 QuoteA guy walks into a bar in the mountains of North Carolina and orders a glass of wine. All the redneck hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North. The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska." The bartender says, "What you do in Alaska?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" The guy says, "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." Didn't find that funny at all Billy. Us North Carolinians take pride in our mounting.______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 September 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteA guy walks into a bar in the mountains of North Carolina and orders a glass of wine. All the redneck hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North. The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska." The bartender says, "What you do in Alaska?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" The guy says, "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." Didn't find that funny at all Billy. Us North Carolinians take pride in our mounting. Just to be sure we're taking the joke in this the same way... the joke is the North Carolina mountain men "mount" the animals sexually... just a joke..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
