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jerry81 10
You're asking him? I didn't miss a 1/2 collapsed slider. That's why I'm here.![]()
If you suck at packing after 9 years, you should be put on a packing bingo list.
Well, since you're down to "I know you are, but what am I" type of discourse, I'd suggest you start another thread on some related subject so we can get on with round 3 of you against the rest of dz.com.
Or you could get a case of expensive imported beer, as was already suggested, take it to the dropzone next time you go, swallow some pride and employ the sense of humor that you've been displaying lately to sit and have a laugh with the other people at how you freaked out on the internet over some completely banal and probably imagined issue...
Holy crap, I had no idea how prevalent gear tampering was! I'm really thankful that I read this. I'm walking around with my gear on all the time to make sure nobody tampers with it when I'm at the Ranch this weekend. I think everyone should do this, as well, just to be safe. You can't be too careful, you know.
Well, the door was open...
Hooknswoop 19
I'm thinking veter_ has earned a banning...................
Derek

Derek
I'm thinking veter_ has earned a banning...................
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Derek
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The Feds would just LOVE that!
"See.....They HATE me!"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
I'm thinking veter_ has earned a banning...................
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Derek
But then who would entertain us? Its been really slow at work this week and his posts are, well, funny. Unfortunately he is serious in most of his posts, but he is still very entertaining.

J
Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
I thought I'd make a few jokes and have fun before someone makes a "cover for the reserve pin... Really nice work, very hard to see". LOL!!! Someone said:
Live every minute, there is plenty of time to be dead.
Forget about filling in your profile, just go away.
Sparky
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
veter_ 0
Right on, bro! I'm going to put my rig under my clothes and walk at the Ranch like this so that nobody can tamper with my gear. I'm going to jump like this, too.

tsisson 0
I'm utterly speechless. I can't believe I just spent 1/2 hour reading this entire thread. That coupled with the fact that also spent 1/2 hour reading the first "death pool" thread as well. 1 hour of wasted time. I'm getting fired for sure.
veter_ 0
you could get a case of expensive imported beer
Dude, I'm already getting offers for free jump tickets and free "practice" with women, and you expect me to pay for the beer?!

veter_ 0
I'm utterly speechless. 1 hour of wasted time.
It's not wasted. Doctors say that 1 hour of laughter increases your life expectancy by 1 day. You just added one more day of skydiving to your life! Make sure it falls on a weekend.

veter_ 0
he is still very entertaining.
And I really like your avatar........


frost 1
This is where you are blatantly clueless.
Here and everywhere else, as you can see from his jokes and posts. Just a generally clueless person.
Why are you even bothering to continue to post? I am loving life reading all 3 of your threads but my god you are a glutton for punishment. Dont know when to shut up do you?
I wonder the same thing... being a door knob is the only answer that comes to mind.
SoFPiDaRF - School of Fast Progress in Downsizing and Radical Flying. Because nobody knows your skills better than you.
gkc1436 3
they are plotting as we speak, they know where you live, they break into your house when your away to touch your stuff
those people walking into the woods are going there to talk about you! ever notice that its 3 or more at a time!!! they take turns talking about you!!!
the girls are whispering about you on the intercom...
when they step over your unpacked rig they are sprinkling malfunction dust on your canopy and then placing another bet
every wed nite they have secret meetings at grouper's dungen and they play secret videos of you from your house
we wont go into what else they do but they do talk about you.....
those people who are walking to the plane with you are not there to jump, they are in the (witness a fatality pool) they only high five you in hopes of breaking your pull hand and winning the pool.
the pilot is in on it to.....those bumps on the way to altitude......are to knock your pin loose and cause a horseshoe that wraps around your neck, thus making it an suicide
they are also spitting on your pizza
and pissing in your beer
then they go in to the woods and laugh about it behind your back
i hear they are digging a hole in the woods for you!!!!
be afraid!!!!!!
those people walking into the woods are going there to talk about you! ever notice that its 3 or more at a time!!! they take turns talking about you!!!
the girls are whispering about you on the intercom...
when they step over your unpacked rig they are sprinkling malfunction dust on your canopy and then placing another bet
every wed nite they have secret meetings at grouper's dungen and they play secret videos of you from your house
we wont go into what else they do but they do talk about you.....
those people who are walking to the plane with you are not there to jump, they are in the (witness a fatality pool) they only high five you in hopes of breaking your pull hand and winning the pool.
the pilot is in on it to.....those bumps on the way to altitude......are to knock your pin loose and cause a horseshoe that wraps around your neck, thus making it an suicide
they are also spitting on your pizza
and pissing in your beer
then they go in to the woods and laugh about it behind your back
i hear they are digging a hole in the woods for you!!!!
be afraid!!!!!!
nael 0
BUT if you think someone at your dz is trying to "kill you" (with a half collapsed slider, no less) you should definately keep jumping there because that's the only option (if you dont count the thousands of other dz's in the world).

Admit it, you've lost the plot. You don't belong at the Ranch and you have just managed to ostrasise yourself from pretty much any other dz. If I were you (and I thank god I'm not), I would take up bowling (once the medication has kicked in), because you will find that you are probably not going to receive a warm welcome at any dz again, which is unfortunate, but we all make our choices and deal with the consequences (although, it seems you're having a hard time dealing with consequences, but one day you might get it).
Oh yeah, and check out my sig line, I think it applies to you.
www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store
Cloudi 0
I want in on the "next ridiculous post" pool. I sense another one coming to Gear and Rigging within a week. "How can I prove that someone has been tampering with my gear?" Any bidders?
Seriously though. I hope you aren't serious, but I'm beginning to think you truly believe what you are posting. It sucks to be an outcast, especially when you put yourself there.
Skydiving is not your RIGHT veter_ it is a PRIVILEDGE that all of us hold very dear and will do whatever we think will work to protect it and to try to save a brother who is headed down a dangerous path. You think everyone is "out to get you" while we all think that you are "out to get us" with your total lack of respect for your life and the danger you put others in with your behavior. Ironic, isn't it? I don't pretend to know what exactly you have been doing that has people so worried, but they are and you need to pay attention to that. Even if it's the simple canopy kiting in the main landing area, that's enough because you have been talked to about it and yet you continue to do it.
Step back from the situation, get over your paranoia, and apologize to these people. Be humble and admit your mistake. No one is trying to kill you, they are, in fact, trying to SAVE you. They might not welcome you back with open arms, but at least you will have done the right thing. Stop blaming other people for the situation that you're in and take responsibility for your part in it. Be an adult.
I wish you the best and I hope that I don't have to read about you in the "other" forum where all bets are off and the damage is done.
Peace.
Kim
Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason.
Seriously though. I hope you aren't serious, but I'm beginning to think you truly believe what you are posting. It sucks to be an outcast, especially when you put yourself there.
Skydiving is not your RIGHT veter_ it is a PRIVILEDGE that all of us hold very dear and will do whatever we think will work to protect it and to try to save a brother who is headed down a dangerous path. You think everyone is "out to get you" while we all think that you are "out to get us" with your total lack of respect for your life and the danger you put others in with your behavior. Ironic, isn't it? I don't pretend to know what exactly you have been doing that has people so worried, but they are and you need to pay attention to that. Even if it's the simple canopy kiting in the main landing area, that's enough because you have been talked to about it and yet you continue to do it.
Step back from the situation, get over your paranoia, and apologize to these people. Be humble and admit your mistake. No one is trying to kill you, they are, in fact, trying to SAVE you. They might not welcome you back with open arms, but at least you will have done the right thing. Stop blaming other people for the situation that you're in and take responsibility for your part in it. Be an adult.
I wish you the best and I hope that I don't have to read about you in the "other" forum where all bets are off and the damage is done.
Peace.
Kim
Watch as I attempt, with no slight of hand, to apply logic and reason.
veter_ 0
and pissing in your beer
It's funny that you mention it, because as you turned I took a DNA sample and switched the bottles with you.

be afraid!!!!!!
I am afraid, Gary Collingwood. Don't you see on the video from my house that I'm writing this under my bed?

sheesh - all this attention is going to your head.
You're not nearly as funny when you try to be. You're getting boring, in fact.
'I know you are, so what am I?'
You're not nearly as funny when you try to be. You're getting boring, in fact.
'I know you are, so what am I?'
Live every minute, there is plenty of time to be dead.
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