Amanduh 0 #176 August 5, 2005 Wow. Totally avoid all references to the safety hazards you are creating... Shows true character there, man.... I feel bad for you. People are trying to help you and show they care and address their safety conscerns..you don't listen...that's why you are in the situation you're at now. How much is the buy in again guys? ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #177 August 5, 2005 Hey Ron, the tandem masters at my DZ are trying to kill me! Everytime I do a video for one of the pax's the tandemmaster tries to crash into me when he lands. I have tried landing at different spots in the landing area, but EVERY time they aim straight for me. DO you think I am on a list or something? Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #178 August 5, 2005 you know i think my packer is in on it too... every now and then she packs me a bad landing... in the dust, planes out just a bit to high, leaves me in too much traffic to make a 270, i mean COME ON! i pay her good money for great landings... i think she's trying to run me off..... .....come to think of it, i bet that fast f'ker under the sub 100 is in on it too... has me landing downwind, short of the gates, and always swoops farther just to discourage me... where is the love?!!?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #179 August 5, 2005 Well I'm not sure what you think I'm lying about. I don't know you and I've never seen you fly. What I have posted is information provided by others. I made sure that was clear. I am inviting you to discuss it with me either via PM or in this thread. I am interested in your point of view, I am interested in upfront, honest discussion. That is genuine. My patience is infinite. You will not anger me. So I make my invitation again: Tell me, via PM or in this thread, what you think of the points I have posted. It is your thoughts I am after, you might as well take this chance as it seems there are few here that will take you seriously anymore. Looking forward to your reply, Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #180 August 5, 2005 Whats a guy to do whan both the packer and the pilot is trying to kill you together? *** Just be happy that they guy that 'sand papers' all my new goggle lenses wasn't at your DZ that weekend! Between the pilot...'Mr.Snivel' the packer & the sand paper dude...you might have been in some DEEP shit ole buddy! All I can tell ya is DOCUMENT everything 'they' are trying to do to ya! I've started a new log book of sorts just to keep track of how many of 'them' are out to get me and on which jump...there seems to be a trend forming... It seems to happen most often when I show up at the DZ.... BUT... I'll let you know the statistical analysis in regard to the cause and effect of all this unwarrented tampering with my equipment. If I live long enough to collate it that is! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #181 August 5, 2005 When I carried you, girl -- completely drunk and unable to move by yourself -- in my arms from DC-3 in Eloy, I did it very carefully and put you on the ground safely. You see, my safety record is impeccable. Some people don't drink all night in the bar and skydive next morning with high alcohol level in the blood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #182 August 5, 2005 Some people don't drink all night in the bar and skydive next morning with high alcohol level in the blood. *** AH HA! You've exposed yourself for the poser you really are! Any REAL skydiver knows that...YES THEY DOOOOOO! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #183 August 5, 2005 QuoteWhen I carried you, girl -- completely drunk and unable to move by yourself -- in my arms from DC-3 in Eloy, I did it very carefully and put you on the ground safely. Uh...dude..I think you got the wrong person here. I've never been to Eloy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #184 August 5, 2005 QuoteI don't know you and I've never seen you fly. I've never seen ostrich fly. That's why I don't volunteer to lie that it flies unsafe. Got it? QuoteWhat I have posted is information provided by others. Are you a lie long-distance transmission device? QuoteMy patience is infinite. Looking forward to your reply Keep looking. Next!!! ROTFLMAO!!! This is so good, I'm going to print the whole thread on toilet paper and put it in the bathrooms at the Ranch. There always been weird, sabbat-like things going on in our bathrooms (like certain individuals labeling me an unsafe skydiver eating shit with spoons), but hearing 4 people sitting on toilets and laugh their asses out... I will make the Ranch even better place!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #185 August 5, 2005 QuoteHey Ron, the tandem masters at my DZ are trying to kill me! Everytime I do a video for one of the pax's the tandemmaster tries to crash into me when he lands. I have tried landing at different spots in the landing area, but EVERY time they aim straight for me. DO you think I am on a list or something? OK, thats one good too. Even the students are trying to kill me....They pull while I am *right* there next to them....Sometimes even when I am still holding ON!!!!!"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #186 August 5, 2005 What ever issues you may have, they are not with me my friend. Your insults will not dishearten me. In fact, each time you come back at me like so, I will only repeat my invite: Come discuss this with me in PMs. Explain yourself and talk to someone with a fresh perspective, who does not know the Ranch and has never been. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frost 1 #187 August 5, 2005 Quote ROTFLMAO!!! This is so good, I'm going to print the whole thread on toilet paper and put it in the bathrooms at the Ranch. There always been weird, sabbat-like things going on in our bathrooms (like certain individuals labeling me an unsafe skydiver eating shit with spoons), but hearing 4 people sitting on toilets and laugh their asses out... I will make the Ranch even better place!!!!!!! Please do that! It surely would be a lot of fun for all... But i have a suspicion that in your dumb way you think that people here and there will actually be laughing WITH you... NO, man, they are laughing AT you. There is quite a difference.SoFPiDaRF - School of Fast Progress in Downsizing and Radical Flying. Because nobody knows your skills better than you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #188 August 5, 2005 QuoteMy Karma ran over my Dogma!!! I see. Maybe it's because you're lying (Karma) to please other liers (Dogma). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #189 August 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy Karma ran over my Dogma!!! I see. Maybe it's because you're lying (Karma) to please other liers (Dogma). No, it is because I have noted that the joys I experience in this life come stronger when they come from doing good. As such, I have shed all concepts of moral doctrine or guideline in lieu of simple propegation of the good vibe. You push me with a negative one. But I am unmoved. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,507 #190 August 5, 2005 A whole lot of people think one way. One person thinks another way. The vast majority of people don't want to do the wrong thing. Who defines the world? How does one decide what is safe and what isn't? Just because I think something is safe doesn't mean it is. It has to be predictable to others as well. Whether or not it would be predictable to me. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #191 August 5, 2005 Quote Even the students are trying to kill me....They pull while I am *right* there next to them....Sometimes even when I am still holding ON!!!!! Feh. My JMs seem to have given up, but on my first few trips to the DZ they'd take me up in a plane, grab hold of me and jump out. Good job I'd snuck a rig on board, or they might have got lucky. Now I always take one onto the plane and leap out before they get a chance to grab me. I never have found out where the plane is actually going. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #192 August 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhen I carried you, girl -- completely drunk and unable to move by yourself -- in my arms from DC-3 in Eloy, I did it very carefully and put you on the ground safely. Uh...dude..I think you got the wrong person here. I've never been to Eloy. *** Psssssstt... Amanda...It was ME! I was just wearing your clothes..(again) Don't tell anyone okay?! Errr...by the way...I owe ya a new Thong..it ripped! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,507 #193 August 5, 2005 QuoteErrr...by the way...I owe ya a new Thong..it ripped I'll bet you WANT people to think it ripped in the front Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #194 August 5, 2005 Have a good weekend veter! I'll be right here to ask about it on Monday. To all, have a good, safe weekend! Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #195 August 5, 2005 QuoteUh...dude..I think you got the wrong person here. I've never been to Eloy. I sincerely apologize and take my words back. I confused you with another girl (who's also at dz.com). But what you said about me is still a lie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #196 August 5, 2005 QuoteI sincerely apologize and take my words back. I confused you with another girl (who's also at dz.com). GUYS....He admitted he was wrong!!!!!! Well its a start"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
veter_ 0 #197 August 5, 2005 QuoteGUYS....He admitted he was wrong!!!!!! Yes, I admit. It was an honest mistake. There were too many drunk girls in Eloy tampering with my err.. "equipment". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #198 August 5, 2005 I'll bet you WANT people to think it ripped in the front... *** Ahhhh....there's a FRONT?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,049 #199 August 5, 2005 Moved to Bonfire since this thread has turned from an S+T issue to just plain amusement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,507 #200 August 5, 2005 Who says safety can't be fun Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
