jasonRose 0 #1 September 9, 2005 What is the most Bizzare drink name you've heard? i.e. sex on the beach, blowjob....... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #2 September 9, 2005 I was in a bar in Canada once, the following conversation took place. (I was slightly intoxicated) Barmaid: "Would you like sex on the pool table?" Me "Hell yeah!, but won't you get fired?" Barmaid: "Its a drink asshole" Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #3 September 9, 2005 thong panties martini Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 September 9, 2005 D'OH! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 September 9, 2005 Pink Panty Pulldown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 September 9, 2005 Red-headed slut. I went to a Halloween party a few years ago where the theme was "come as your favorite mixed drink." I went as a B-52 (beehive wig and all). My friend who came with me was in the midst of moving and whining "I don't have any time to put together a costume." My response: "You have khakis? You have a black t-shirt? You've got a costume!" "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 September 9, 2005 QuoteRed-headed slut. "What?" Oh, it's just you, Krisanne! I thought Joe was calling me... I love a shot called a 'Scooby Snack'. .~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #8 September 9, 2005 Tequila Stuntman: 1. Snort the salt 2. Drink the tequila 3. Squirt the lime in your eye - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #9 September 9, 2005 QuoteTequila Stuntman: 1. Snort the salt 2. Drink the tequila 3. Squirt the lime in your eye or: 1. Rub the salt in your eye. 2. Snort the tequilla. 3. Suck the lime. Its not for the soft hearted.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 September 9, 2005 I read title wrong as "Bizarre Drink Games"... Hee Hee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 September 9, 2005 I like Sloe Comfortable Screws... A vodka screwdriver with a shot of Sloe gin and a shot of Southern Comfort... A recipe for a lovely hangover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 September 9, 2005 QuoteI like Sloe Comfortable Screws... A vodka screwdriver with a shot of Sloe gin and a shot of Southern Comfort... A recipe for a lovely hangover. DAMMIT!!!!! I just opened this thread back up because I thought of that one!!! But actually, the BETTER drink is: "A Sloe, Comfortable Screw against the Wall with Satin Pillows." Take a Slow Comfortable Screw and add Harvey Wallbanger and I think the 'satin' is cream...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilbrother 0 #13 September 9, 2005 gynasifaherpalitis? Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #14 September 9, 2005 Slippery nipple or buttery nippleBlue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #15 September 9, 2005 Quotethong panties martini Hey, that martini at The Spice Bar is actually really good! I spent a Friday evening sampling their martini menu a few weeks agoBlue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #16 September 9, 2005 Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker Contents; Jack Daniels, Yukon Jack, Tequila Enjoy, Willygrowing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #17 September 9, 2005 Purple Hooter g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #18 September 9, 2005 Long Island Ice tea.... I mean, come on! There's no fucking ice tea in there!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #19 September 9, 2005 as a bartender I have heard of many mroe drinks than I know how to make...the teq. stuntman made me laugh like hell.. matt dillon: pour whatever is in the bar mat into a shot prarie fire: tequila and tobasco urine sample: (one of the worst) tequilla and beer microwaved baboons ass: aftershock and tobasco cornhole: corn whiskey and kahlua (YUK!) little green man from mars: jager, rumple mitnz and a green chery alien nipple:butterscotch, baileys, and mirdori blueballs (another yuk): blue caraco' and coffee liq cooter cork:rasbery, aftershock, absolute grenadine gorillas fart:vodka, 151, bannana skid mark: kahlua, chocolate syrup. just to name a few.... there are thousands of them though... and each name has about 20 different ways to make it... when people ask for something I dont know what it is the best thing to do is ask what color it is and if its sweet or not, and if they say the red sweet one then I make something like that and they are usually too drunk/didnt know what they were ordering to know the difference. -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #20 September 10, 2005 I think Yoshi won for the best bizarre drink names!Blue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #21 September 10, 2005 QuoteI like Sloe Comfortable Screws... A vodka screwdriver with a shot of Sloe gin and a shot of Southern Comfort... A recipe for a lovely hangover. Thats pretty close to my favorite, Sloe Comfortable Screw up against the wall. Same drink but topped with Galiano.(a licorice liquor) Oops, sorry Jaye, didn't read the whole thread. Duh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 September 10, 2005 Licorice mixed with a cherry and orange flavored drink??? That sounds kinda nasty, but then I don't really like licorice anyway... but it makes the name of the drink sound more interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ticca 0 #23 September 10, 2005 Cock sucking cowboy: butterscotch schnapps with a baileys floater. Absolutely fabulous to drink. [another slight threaad highjack] Once I shocked my PhD superviser by ordering it at the bar when we were celebrating after I successfully presented my work at a rather large conference. He was buying the round and asked what I wanted, I told him and to his credit, he ordered it and came back with the drinks! [/slight thread highjack] Success is never final and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts. George F. Tiltonood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #24 September 10, 2005 QuoteCock sucking cowboy: butterscotch schnapps with a baileys floater. Absolutely fabulous to drink. also known as a buttery nipple... fyi -Yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 September 10, 2005 QuoteCock sucking cowboy: butterscotch schnapps with a baileys floater. Absolutely fabulous to drink. [another slight threaad highjack] Once I shocked my PhD superviser by ordering it at the bar when we were celebrating after I successfully presented my work at a rather large conference. He was buying the round and asked what I wanted, I told him and to his credit, he ordered it and came back with the drinks! [/slight thread highjack] That's a buttery nipple - a cowboy cocksucker is filling the rest of the shot glass with whipped cream. You're supposed to pick it up in your mouth and shoot it...no hands!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
