jasonRose 0 #1 September 8, 2005 What, in your own words, would make the perfect girl?? I.e. Looks, personality, hobbies, idependence......... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #2 September 8, 2005 Bartender, DZO, Rigger... Everything else is gravy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shall555 0 #3 September 8, 2005 1) She must really want to cultivate odd vegetables. 2) Her car must be painted tangerine and puce. 3) She must be a music lover and play Respighi sonatas on her trombone. 4) She must never eat disc-shaped food of any kind. 5) She must bathe on Wednesdays. 6) There should be almost no methane Should be easy to find, right ? shall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #4 September 8, 2005 If you had bigger boobs you would have been the perfect Byotch on our exit yesterday. Its always a laugh when you rear float a free launch exit and you decide to turn it into a rodeo without telling the other three on the dive. What was it you said on the ground again? CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #6 September 8, 2005 hmmm........ jumpchick. she drives a turnip truck .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #7 September 8, 2005 ME. HAHAH, just kissingkidding. There is no such thing as a perfect girl... Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #8 September 8, 2005 How about.... No Teeth, Pistol grip ears and a Flat head to set a beer..... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #9 September 8, 2005 Quote 1) She must really want to cultivate odd vegetables. 2) Her car must be painted tangerine and puce. 3) She must be a music lover and play Respighi sonatas on her trombone. 4) She must never eat disc-shaped food of any kind. 5) She must bathe on Wednesdays. 6) There should be almost no methane Should be easy to find, right ? shall Good luck with that.... Here is mine.. 1) Free spirit 2) Lives life to fullest. 3) laughs alot. 4) Always up for adventure. 5) Spontaneous 6) Care free 7) Attractive but with out the stuck up snob attitude. 8) Drinks beer 9) loves sex 10) Will pack my rig after every jump with tender loving care. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #10 September 8, 2005 QuoteHow about.... No Teeth, Pistol grip ears and a Flat head to set a beer..... Scott C. ...Every man's dream! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #11 September 8, 2005 QuoteIf you had bigger boobs you would have been the perfect Byotch on our exit yesterday. Its always a laugh when you rear float a free launch exit and you decide to turn it into a rodeo without telling the other three on the dive. What was it you said on the ground again? Scott you homosexual side is coming out. Just because I blew you a kiss in the plane didn't mean I wanted you to violate me in free fall. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #12 September 8, 2005 NICE!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #13 September 8, 2005 Quotehmmm........ jumpchick. she drives a turnip truck. I strive for excellence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #14 September 8, 2005 See this too. I'm really not this dirty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #15 September 8, 2005 QuoteSee this too. I'm really not this dirty. Where are the boobies?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 September 8, 2005 QuoteME. HAHAH, just kissingkidding. There is no such thing as a perfect girl...I was going to say windcatcher.But i'll say any woman that thinks i'm perfect for her."Good luck with that", i know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #17 September 8, 2005 QuoteQuote Here is mine.. 1) Free spirit 2) Lives life to fullest. 3) laughs alot. 4) Always up for adventure. 5) Spontaneous 6) Care free 7) Attractive but with out the stuck up snob attitude. 8) Drinks beer 9) loves sex 10) Will pack my rig after every jump with tender loving care. when you find her... I'd like to meet her twin sister... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #18 September 9, 2005 What was it you said on the ground again? *** I think he asked you about marrage, and do you have a cigarette...... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #19 September 9, 2005 QuoteWhat, in your own words, would make the perfect girl?? I.e. Looks, personality, hobbies, idependence......... That's an easy one the perfect girl looks,.... well exactly like my wifeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #20 September 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat, in your own words, would make the perfect girl?? I.e. Looks, personality, hobbies, idependence......... That's an easy one the perfect girl looks,.... well exactly like my wife she reads the forums doesn't sheI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peanut4040 0 #21 September 9, 2005 my bitchIts a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 September 9, 2005 She is about 6' tall. Medium length red hair. LONG legs and is a complete freak. She also has quite the Post Whoring problem and hasn't been sleeping lately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 140 #23 September 9, 2005 1m20, a flat top head, horizontal ears and a tracheotomy...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tonto 1 #24 September 9, 2005 Quoteis a complete freak. This must be North American slang. Oxford defines "Freak" as follows, n person or thing that is abnormal in form. Person who dresses absurdly. That doesn't sound like a good thing. Is it? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rewant 0 #25 September 9, 2005 The perfect girl , she has to be a skydiver to understand my needs (skydiver's needs),good looking (to satisfy my man needs)......... and it would be great to have lot of money to spend together on jumps........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
D22369 0 #18 September 9, 2005 What was it you said on the ground again? *** I think he asked you about marrage, and do you have a cigarette...... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 September 9, 2005 QuoteWhat, in your own words, would make the perfect girl?? I.e. Looks, personality, hobbies, idependence......... That's an easy one the perfect girl looks,.... well exactly like my wifeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #20 September 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat, in your own words, would make the perfect girl?? I.e. Looks, personality, hobbies, idependence......... That's an easy one the perfect girl looks,.... well exactly like my wife she reads the forums doesn't sheI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #21 September 9, 2005 my bitchIts a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 September 9, 2005 She is about 6' tall. Medium length red hair. LONG legs and is a complete freak. She also has quite the Post Whoring problem and hasn't been sleeping lately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 140 #23 September 9, 2005 1m20, a flat top head, horizontal ears and a tracheotomy...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tonto 1 #24 September 9, 2005 Quoteis a complete freak. This must be North American slang. Oxford defines "Freak" as follows, n person or thing that is abnormal in form. Person who dresses absurdly. That doesn't sound like a good thing. Is it? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rewant 0 #25 September 9, 2005 The perfect girl , she has to be a skydiver to understand my needs (skydiver's needs),good looking (to satisfy my man needs)......... and it would be great to have lot of money to spend together on jumps........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
piisfish 140 #23 September 9, 2005 1m20, a flat top head, horizontal ears and a tracheotomy...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #24 September 9, 2005 Quoteis a complete freak. This must be North American slang. Oxford defines "Freak" as follows, n person or thing that is abnormal in form. Person who dresses absurdly. That doesn't sound like a good thing. Is it? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rewant 0 #25 September 9, 2005 The perfect girl , she has to be a skydiver to understand my needs (skydiver's needs),good looking (to satisfy my man needs)......... and it would be great to have lot of money to spend together on jumps........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
