missg8tordivr 0 #1 September 2, 2005 What do you do......When you are half way to work, your parents are on their way to your house, and you realize mighty BOB has been left out in the open?? *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 September 2, 2005 TURN AROUNDDDDD and go homeSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #3 September 2, 2005 You hope it is big enough to impress them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #4 September 2, 2005 Quote TURN AROUNDDDDD and go home I was already late and it takes me 30 minutes to get to work....plus I had a service engineer coming in to take a look at our equipment....no way I could have turned around.*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #5 September 2, 2005 The question is, where did you leave it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #6 September 2, 2005 Tell them you are still a virgin and you please yourself. They will be proud of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 September 2, 2005 OK, I gotta ask: what is "mighty BOB"? edit: oh, I just figured it out. well, what are you worried about? It's a neck massager, right?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #8 September 2, 2005 Quote OK, I gotta ask: what is "mighty BOB"? Les knows who mighty BOB is I left it right next to my bed. For some reason I didn't think to put it away last night. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 September 2, 2005 Call mom and tell her where the extra batteries are?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #10 September 2, 2005 QuoteLes knows who mighty BOB is BOB is battery operated boyfriends. It is what we virgins use to give ourselves the big "O" instead of having sex. QuoteI left it right next to my bed. For some reason I didn't think to put it away last night. Hopefully, they won't see it. I left mine in the shower one time when my brother came over to fix the dryer. Who knows if he saw it or not, he didn't say anything if he did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #11 September 2, 2005 Quotewell, what are you worried about? It's a neck massager, right??[Angelic ] Right...a plastic, purple, penis shaped, neck massager with something that looks like a tickler on it. I think they might buy it. I am just plain screwed I think...*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bodyflight.Net 0 #12 September 2, 2005 QuoteI am just plain screwed I think... well.. you were anyway Pink Suits, Dawn Suiter PMTS #3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #13 September 2, 2005 Well, you could always go home on your lunch break and have a nooner and then be sure to hide it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 September 2, 2005 QuoteWell, you could always go home on your lunch break and have a nooner and then be sure to hide it. Well yeah... a lot of people sometimes have long lunch breaks on Fridays. If that's the prevailing attitude at her workplace, I'd say go for it and get your fill, again. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #15 September 2, 2005 Quote It is what we virgins use to give ourselves the big "O" instead of having sex. ya know what... i was having a really crappy morning; and then i read this that has has to be the single most hilarious comment i have read in a very long time you... a virgin... bwaaa hahahahahahaha ohh please stop, my sides are hurting now... that was absolutely frickin funny ass shit right there... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #16 September 2, 2005 Quote ya know what... i was having a really crappy morning; and then i read this that has has to be the single most hilarious comment i have read in a very long time you... a virgin... bwaaa hahahahahahaha ohh please stop, my sides are hurting now... that was absolutely frickin funny ass shit right there... Hey, it's Bennie Boo Boo Boo!!! I'm glad I can help with the crappiness o' the mornin' for you. Smile, it's Friday!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 September 2, 2005 There are reasons my parents aren't allowed in my house if I'm not home. This isn't one of them, but there are reasons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 September 2, 2005 Agreed. Actually, I try to keep them out all the time. I can go see them. I still live like I'm in college, so it's not a good place for them to visit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #19 September 2, 2005 Quote There are reasons my parents aren't allowed in my house if I'm not home. This isn't one of them, but there are reasons.[ Sly ] Well I totally knew they were going to be here this weekend, but kind of figured that they might show tomorrow. Come to find out when I called them this morning, they will be here before I get off work! I think that Lesley is on to something.....I may just make a leisurely trip home this afternoon. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 September 2, 2005 QuoteThere are reasons my parents aren't allowed in my house if I'm not home. This isn't one of them, but there are reasons. 'This isn't one of them...' Lisa you made me laugh out loud here... Hey G8tor, I leave mine out intentionally to scare my mother in law out of snooping in my bedroom! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #21 September 2, 2005 QuoteHey G8tor, I leave mine out intentionally to scare my mother in law out of snooping in my bedroom! [Wink] I think that I am over the fact that they might see it....now I can't get the thought out of my head that they might pick it up to see what those buttons do... I find my self turning totally red than laughing hysterically about the expression it would leave on their faces *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkFoster 0 #22 September 2, 2005 ... tell them it belongs to your boyfriend ...that may confuse them long enough for you think of a compelling story about serial burglars who leave stuff instead of stealing.------------------- ...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it. GravityGone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #23 September 2, 2005 This is what's gonna happen: 1. Your Dad's gonna see it, because being a geeky guy he won't know better than to stay out your bedroom. 2. He's gonna show it to your Mom. 3. Your Mom is gonna convince him that he'd better not say a word about it or she'll be buying one too. 4. But then your Mom is gonna be impressed at the size and girth of it, and tell all the girls in her coffee-klatch about it. 5. You're gonna turn that same color of erect purple when several of those ladies wink at you in church next Sunday. You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRick 0 #24 September 2, 2005 If they see bob tell them he will be their future son in law so sit down and have a cocktail with him . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #25 September 3, 2005 BWAAHAAAA!!!!!!!! Oh girl you crack me up. Should make for some interesting small talk over dinner tonight."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
