kelel01 1 #1 September 1, 2005 Are you ready for this one? It's a doozie (and nasty)! I dreamed that Casie killed someone, then called me up and said, "Kelly, I need your help getting rid of the body. I already cut it up, but there are all the liquid parts left in a trash bag." For WHATEVER REASON, I agree to help her out. I actually took the trash bag, put it in a box, and drove around looking for a dumpster. Then I dumped it in a dumpster surrounded by people. Guess I couldn't find a deserted one. I do know that I had the box in my car for about a week before I decided I had to get rid of it. Maybe that was my boss in that box. Or maybe it was my subconscious telling me to clean out my f*cking car. All I know is, I was not concerned with the fact that Casie had killed someone, or even who it was. My concern was how to get rid of the evidence of her crime without getting caught and blamed for it. Think I need help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 September 1, 2005 Just shows you consider her a true friend, and that well you want to help hide a bodySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #3 September 1, 2005 Quote Think I need help? Nope.. sounds like you did just fine.... you're a good friend... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #4 September 1, 2005 Ummmmmm..... I'm skeered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 September 1, 2005 That's a nice positive spin. I like it! Casie'd better read this! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 September 1, 2005 QuoteFriends help you move....true friends help you move bodies. - Lazarus Long Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 September 1, 2005 Bad mushrooms? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 1, 2005 You don't need help...........what you need is my ex wife's address! Just kidding! Seriously me, my boss, and a bunch of the guys were sitting around last night. Seems my boss (Not my direct boss I mean 2nd head honcho for the whole country) got a visit from a Sheriff's deputy while he was home on vacation. They asked him why the brakes failed on a motorcycle on which his ex-wife was a passenger. Seems she was subsequently killed in the accident. It seemed to be JUST TOO MUCH of a coincidence that he had been back in the states for a few days and his ex-wife is suddenly killed in an accident. Why are others so lucky? If I outlive my ex-wife I can PROMISE I will get the same visit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 September 1, 2005 QuoteYou don't need help...........what you need is my ex wife's address! Can we start a list?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 September 1, 2005 Those on the list need their own forum or something. There's a lot of you for some reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 September 1, 2005 OMG I'm in tears dieing LMFAO at this!!!!!!!!!!! Make it go away! My cheecks hurt sooo much from laughing sooo hard~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #12 September 1, 2005 QuoteJust shows you consider her a true friend, and that well you want to help hide a body qs they say... " a friend will help you move, a true friend will help you move the bodies..." sorry you had such a gross dream last night kelly, it could of been worse though... there could of involved a port o' potty and poo...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #13 September 1, 2005 hmm casie as a killer... now that's an idea Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 September 1, 2005 ACK! Thank goodness it didn't! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 September 1, 2005 Not all killers wear black leather catsuits, Zach. Some of them wear sweatpants. Edit: damn homonyms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #16 September 1, 2005 Quote Some of them wear sweatpants don't forget the support hose and granny panties........... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #17 September 1, 2005 QuoteNot all killers where black leather catsuits, Zach. Some of them wear sweatpants. way to kill all my hopes and dreams Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 September 1, 2005 So, how'd she do it? What did she use to cut it up? Was the box heavy? Was the victim male? Was Casie spattered or did she stay clean? I love murder mysteries. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 September 1, 2005 The box was heavy, and Casie was clean. She must be a masterful genius at the art of dismemberment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #20 September 1, 2005 QuoteThe box was heavy, and Casie was clean. She must be a masterful genius at the art of dismemberment. Of course I stayed clean - I'm one tidy BIOTCH! This is some funnyshit! Thanx for the laughs this morning Kelly!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 September 1, 2005 I thought you might like that. So who was it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #22 September 1, 2005 GHIRL, PLEASE get ahold of Dr. Feelgood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #23 September 1, 2005 QuoteSo who was it? it was probably that guy she's been seeing since she finally got fed up not being kissed Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #24 September 1, 2005 QuoteI thought you might like that. So who was it? Ya think I'm gonna tell ya that???? HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED - i must say the internet connection at my place suckass - so while on the long (put on hold) phone call to the cable company I decided to drink some tequila - needless to say i was on the phone a long time - drank the whole damn bottle ... well the cable guy came over to fix the problem - i slapped him around a bit and that's all i remember - I SWEAR~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 September 1, 2005 Is that where they got the name "Tekillya"? Holy shit, that was cheesy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
