Alcohol Prices Skyrocketing!!!

[Sebazz1 2]

I know when many of you read the post title you probably sh@t your pants and had the thought of stampeding to the nearest liquor store to buy up all the booze you could get your hands on before price, looters, martial law and prohibition prevented you from strolling down to the local liquor store for that icy cold six pack of Sierra Nevada.

For that I appologize. This was a test of the emergency beer broadcast system. The amount of beer refineries in the US will be able to stay up with our consumption so no worries everyone. Continue about yo bizness...

Ciao...

[NWFlyer 2]

Maybe, just in case, we can get billvon to share some tips on how to save alcohol... just so we can be prepared.

Bill? Are you up to the challenge?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[freeflir29 0]

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we can get billvon to share some tips on how to save alcohol... just so we can be prepared.

If it comes down to hard times. Take your alcohol by enema. It's much more efficient that way and QUITE the conversation starter at parties and the mall.

[billvon 3,078]

>we can get billvon to share some tips on how to save alcohol. . . .

That's even easier. Go to the Red Cross. Donate blood for the New Orleans disaster. Don't eat anything afterwards. Then go out drinking. You'll save a bundle on alcohol! One beer and you'll be slurring your words, stumbling about and telling people you love them like a pro.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

ummmm


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Wheres that "Dear John" letter Ive been saving....


Oh right there it is....

Okay hit forward to Freeflir..... your scaring me

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Ashtanga 0]

I hear that if you eat brownies after giving blood it effects you to. Something about brownies I don't know.

[freeflir29 0]

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your scaring me

Sweety............you wouldn't assist me with an alcohol enema? I thought you loved me?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Not that much..... wheres the throwing up emoticon ???

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[skycat 0]

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I hear that if you eat brownies after giving blood it effects you to. Something about brownies I don't know.

I think that is cause you are eating the "special" brownies.

Fly it like you stole it!

[NWFlyer 2]

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One beer and you'll be slurring your words, stumbling about and telling people you love them like a pro.

I'm having a parsing problem here.

Telling people you love them like a pro as in "I love you long time"

or
Telling people you love them like a pro as in "I love you, man"

I just want to know what I'm getting myself into after I leave the blood donation center this afternoon and whether I'll need bail money availiable.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[freeflir29 0]

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Not that much.....

I am crushed and hert broken.





OK OK OK............how bout I give YOU the enema? How's that...........workin for you?

[Shotgun 1]

I think it means "loving them like a pro" as in you are charging them money for the love (as a pro would).

[daniel_owen_uk 0]

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I hear that if you eat brownies after giving blood it effects you to. Something about brownies I don't know.

All depends on the type of "brownies"

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[Ashtanga 0]

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All depends on the type of "brownies"

Do you mean what kind of chocolate is in them?

[billvon 3,078]

>I'm having a parsing problem here.

Sorry. How's this:

One beer and you'll be:

slurring your words
stumbling about
telling people you love them

like a pro.

"I love you guys. No, really, I love you. It's not just because I'm drunk either."

[Andy_Copland 0]

Being British drinking alcohol, having a punch up, pissing in the corner of your bedroom while telling your mates you'll meet them at the kebab (another story) and basically making a complete wanker of yourself is ordinary as usual.

So im prepared for events such as alcohol prices skyrocketing. I have a brew your own kit! Proper northern Ale that works out at about 16p a pint.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[NWFlyer 2]

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"I love you guys. No, really, I love you. It's not just because I'm drunk either."

Yeah, I've never done that.

Thanks for the clarification.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Bolas 5]

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"I love you guys. No, really, I love you. It's not just because I'm drunk either."

Yeah, I've never done that.

Thanks for the clarification.

Whew, when you said it to me you added, "I mean it"

Almost broke my heart there.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[TheAnvil 0]

I have an entire case of tequila at the house.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[2fat2fly 0]

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I'm having a parsing problem here.

Telling people you love them like a pro as in "I love you long time"

or
Telling people you love them like a pro as in "I love you, man"

Take that post, add one mouthful of water and you get three people running to my desk to see if I'm choking to death

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[NWFlyer 2]

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Take that post, add one mouthful of water and you get three people running to my desk to see if I'm choking to death

Glad you're okay, dude.

Thanks.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[BillyVance 34]

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>we can get billvon to share some tips on how to save alcohol. . . .

That's even easier. Go to the Red Cross. Donate blood for the New Orleans disaster. Don't eat anything afterwards. Then go out drinking. You'll save a bundle on alcohol! One beer and you'll be slurring your words, stumbling about and telling people you love them like a pro.

I can see it now... "but offisher, I only had one beeeeer!"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[SpeedRacer 1]

I make my own beer.

It's my alcohol-equivalent of using bio-diesel.

Speed Racer
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