aftermid 0 #1 June 15, 2005 "But Homer do you want total contentment or beer?" "What kind of beer?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #2 June 15, 2005 mmmmm....floor pie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeteW 0 #3 June 15, 2005 If your gonna get mad everytime I do something stupid I am gonna have to stop doing stupid things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NateC 0 #4 June 15, 2005 "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow, don't bother showing up on Monday." "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #5 June 15, 2005 "Dad I think he's an ivory dealer. His shoes are made of ivory, his pen is made of ivory, and that check he wrote you is made of ivory." "Lisa a man whose ivory supplies are plentiful is much less likely to hurt Stampy than one whose supplies are low." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #6 June 15, 2005 "We must move forward, not backward. Upwards, not forwards, and always twirling, twirling towards freedom!" "Skinner says the teachers will crack any second, but we´ll show him with that purplemonkeydishwasher comment." "Lord please bless this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #7 June 15, 2005 EXXXCEELLLEEENNNT!!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #8 June 15, 2005 One of my favs from Homer: "If the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't. Its that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing."Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #9 June 15, 2005 Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud. Homer: But he's way the hell up there! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #10 June 15, 2005 "This is the room with electricity, although it has too much electricity" "Dear Lisa, you rock. mum is calling rescue agencies and Dad is building a giant ladder. it is of poor quality" "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day" "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here" CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 June 15, 2005 Mmmmm - Sacrilicious ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #12 June 15, 2005 It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?! Stupid monkey!! stupid babies need the most attention! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #13 June 15, 2005 I love the Simpson's!!! "mmmmmm Beer. The cause and solution to most of life's problems"Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NateC 0 #14 June 15, 2005 I didn't know your dad was into science. SCIENCE?!? He didn't say science... he said pie pants mmmmmm... pie pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #15 June 15, 2005 "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #16 June 15, 2005 marge: have you been drinking? homer: NO!........ well ten does that make him a skydiver?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #17 June 15, 2005 ------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #18 June 15, 2005 Save me, Jebus!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #19 June 15, 2005 "Ms Hoover?!?!" "Yes Ralph, what is it?" "My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?" "No Ralph, there aren't anymore. Just lay down and sleep while the other children are learning." "Oh boy, Sleep. That's when I'm a Viking!" and another Ralph classic.... "That's where I saw the Leprechan, he told me to burn things." Gotta love Ralph Wiggum and all the other Moron's in this world.Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #20 June 15, 2005 "I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweet sweet beer" Homer "Hey theres beer in that ashtray" Barney Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #21 June 15, 2005 "Marge, it takes 2 to lie. 1 to lie, and 1 to listen." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #22 June 15, 2005 Bart : "I'm a cowboy !" Milhouse : "I'm an indian !" Ralph : "I'm a gulch !" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #23 June 15, 2005 Bart: I'm Al Unser Jr! Lisa: I'm a Princess! Homer: I'm drunk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #24 June 15, 2005 "If the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls sports, like foxy boxing and mud wrestling." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #25 June 15, 2005 "I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? "There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
