aftermid 0 #26 June 15, 2005 "You mean the mafia only did me a favor because they expected something in return! Oh Fat Tony I say good day to you sir." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 June 15, 2005 Quotes from Lionel Hutz: "This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story." "Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Sideshow Bob: As he's being taken away by the police: "You can't keep a Democrat out of the White House forever! And when it happens, I'll be freed along with my criminal buddies! HAHAHA!" "Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! " Troy McClure: "Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."" "Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness."" Misc: From the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode: "Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors"." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #28 June 15, 2005 "mmmmmm, free goo..." Homer: No beer and no TV make homer, something, something Marge: Go crazy?! Homer: Don't mind if I do.... "Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems" there are so many good ones, it's tough to remember them all on a moment's notice :-) CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #29 June 15, 2005 OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #30 June 15, 2005 "I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!"There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #31 June 15, 2005 Oooooo, so you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? - first name "Waylon" is it? Listen to me, you. When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants. So you can watch me kick the crap out of you. OK? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat. (I really like the part where Moe says "OK?" - it adds a lot) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #32 June 15, 2005 Homer: "hello Mr. Burns this is Mrs. Burns. you are a bad son Montell" -- Abortions for all. Boo! Ok, abortions for none. Boo! Very well, abortions for some, small american flags for others! Yaaaaay! -- Hello, my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a package for me. Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name? I don't know. -- Quick, get this package on the first autogyro to Prussia. This manual must be out of date, I can't find autogyro or Prussia anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #33 June 15, 2005 The pedal on the left is the decelerator, the one on the right, the velocatrix ahoy-oy Some people think I look like Dan Akroyd Desserts aren't always right. But they taste so SWEET. Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #34 June 15, 2005 what advantages does this car have over, say, a train, which i could also afford? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #35 June 15, 2005 Homer: "Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I'm here to pick up a package" Mailman: "what's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know" CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #36 June 15, 2005 "Be careful dad you're the highly suggestable type." "You're right Lisa I am the highly suggestable type." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #37 June 15, 2005 "ooh, look, there´s a country called 'you are gay!´" Rand McNally, that's where people where hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #38 June 15, 2005 Homer's B-B-B-Q (The extra B is for BYOBB) What's that extra B for? Typo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NateC 0 #39 June 15, 2005 Wow Barney, you bought a whole beer keg! Yeah. Where can I fill it up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #40 June 15, 2005 "Dad if it were up to me you'd live for ever, but try telling that to Killy McGee up there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #41 June 15, 2005 QuoteOUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it That is my fav.... I probably use it on a daily basis. I love the looks I get from people - "WTH is that girl talking about/to????" tee hee g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #42 June 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteOUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it OUCH... quit it That is my fav.... I probably use it on a daily basis. I love the looks I get from people - "WTH is that girl talking about/to????" tee hee g Right now that is my motto.... Keep doing shit with my right arm...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #43 June 15, 2005 This is a great one... Homer: "You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." Oh, and this one too... [Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D'oh. I feel like this a lot... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #44 June 15, 2005 "Well Billy, your friend probably hasn't heard of a little something called the food chain." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kturnau 0 #45 June 15, 2005 Kirk Van Houten- And another great thing....you get to own your own bed! I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer- I sleep in a big bed with my wife. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #46 June 15, 2005 Ralf: My Cat's breath smells like Catfood. I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #47 June 15, 2005 Quote"Well Billy, your friend probably hasn't heard of a little something called the food chain." Next, they go on to the killing floor. But that's not what it sounds like......It's more like a steel grate that allows fluids and waste to slip through. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wintermute 0 #48 June 15, 2005 "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "B'oh!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #49 June 15, 2005 Marge: Homer, it's 10 O'clock, shouldn't you be at work? Homer: They said if I'm late again I'll get fired, I can't take that chance. Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph: You smell like dead rabbits. Will you be my mommy? Ralph: I bent my wookie. Chief Wiggum: Now Ralphie, if your nose is bleeding it means you're picking it too much, or not enough. Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem. Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #50 June 15, 2005 QuoteThat is my fav.... I probably use it on a daily basis. I love the looks I get from people - "WTH is that girl talking about/to????" tee hee The best part of that one is I had JUST got new ink the day before that show was on for the first time...... I swear was laughing so hard that i was crying when that part of the show came on HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
