jverley 1 #51 June 16, 2005 What my wife says after I spend the day skydiving! Marge: All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed. Homer: Woo hoo! [running] Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!John Arizona Hiking Trails Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vmsfreaky1 0 #52 June 16, 2005 Purple's a fruit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #53 June 16, 2005 Ralph: "Tastes like burning." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #54 June 16, 2005 Best simpson line has to be "Whhhyyyyy you little!!!"__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #55 June 16, 2005 Marge: "Can't we cuddle?" Homer (As Max Power): "You don't cuddle with Max Power....You strap yourself in and feel the G's""No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #56 June 16, 2005 "Everybody dies sometime. Why you could die while your sleeping tonight. Sweet dreams boy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlailingJohn 0 #57 June 16, 2005 Ralph: I bent my wookie.... homer: But marge, everyone know trying is the first step towards failure. bart: Your dammed if you do and your dammed if you dont. Apu: silly customer! You cannot harm a twinkie! The episode that was a spoof of mary poppins....Sherry bobbins. At the end of that episode: bart: Will we ever see her again dad Homer: Will see son, Will see then as she flying away under her black umbrella she gets sucked into an engine of a jumbo jet.I threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #58 June 16, 2005 Ralph "I Idaho" Skinner "Of coarse you are" Unknown character "I sleep in a drawer" no it wasn't Ralph Dounuts.....is there anything they can't do?? What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #59 June 16, 2005 "When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar" "When i grow up i want to go to bovine university" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #60 June 16, 2005 "Don't be sad Lisa. We'll do what we did when your cat Snoball died. We'll go to the pound and get you a new Jazzman." -Homer "Ain't my job to keep people from killing themselves" -Chief Wiggum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #61 June 16, 2005 Homer: "I'm whizzin' with the door open, and I'm lovin' it!" Homer: "A woman is a lot like... a refrigerator! They're 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds... they ...make ice... No no, wait a minute, a woman is a lot like a beer! They look good. They smell good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at just one -- you want to drink another woman!" Blue skies, -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #62 June 16, 2005 Quote"A woman is a lot like... a refrigerator! They're 6 feet tall, about 300 pounds... they ...make ice... No no, wait a minute, a woman is a lot like a beer! They look good. They smell good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at just one -- you want to drink another woman!" "and another" [later] "so I said to him. If you want your money, you're just gonna hafta come over her and find it! Cause I don't know where it is, you baloney. You make me wanna retchhhhh." [passes out] ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #63 June 16, 2005 Marge - "Homer, I brought help" Homer - "Is it Batman?" Marge - "No, he's a scientist" Homer - "Batman's a scientist" big pause (Maybe the only argument Homer ever clearly won) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #64 June 16, 2005 It's not the simpson's but I like the quote Professor Trelawney: You know, my dear, the moment I looked into your eyes I knew that you did not have the mind for the noble art of Divination. [looking at her palm] Professor Trelawney: See? Right here. You may be young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave. Professor Trelawney: Have I said something? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #65 June 17, 2005 To the tune of flintstones "Homer, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history From the Town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tree DOH!!!!"__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #66 August 26, 2005 "Weaseling out of things is important. To do it separates us from the animals. Except for the weasels" -HS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #67 August 26, 2005 Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared! Too scared to even pee!" Chief: "Just relax, son, it'll come." And "That's some good flutin', boy." Ralph has the flute up his nose.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #68 August 26, 2005 Regarding Americans: "Shatner stealing Mexico touchers". Regarding Canadians: "Puck slapping maple suckers". _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #69 August 26, 2005 Group leader: "Homer, we can make it so you never drink beer again." Homer (while diving through window):AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trfenwyd 0 #70 August 26, 2005 Lisa: that's lousy Bill Clinton: well Lisa, I"m a lousy president in vino veritas- (there is truth in wine) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoneycase 0 #71 August 26, 2005 My eyes!! The goggles!! They do nothing!!Does whisky count as beer? - Homer There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner Be careful. There's a limited future in low pulls - JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #72 August 26, 2005 It's all in the reflexes... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflychris 0 #73 August 26, 2005 itchy and scrachy-----hey there laughing at us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #74 August 26, 2005 HOMER: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #75 August 26, 2005 "No beer adn Cable Make Homer... something something." "Go Crazy." "DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!" I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
