Rebecca 0 #26 August 27, 2005 Ohhhhhhh! WHEW!! You WERE kidding /just ironically comparing it to Guiness and other dark beers!! I was really hoping so, but with no emoticons I couldn't be sure. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #27 August 27, 2005 Guiness?!! EW! It's like drinking cough syrup! NONONONONO!"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #28 August 27, 2005 QuoteGuiness?!! EW! It's like drinking cough syrup! NONONONONO! Aw hell, I make a MEAN half-n-half! Nice balance. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #29 August 27, 2005 Nope. Newcastle is AWSOME! I wish more bars up here carried it, but to be fair, I bowl in a couples league in the winter with my wife (hold the bowling jokes, she doesn't jump, and this is US time), the the bowling alley has Newcastle ON TAP! Many, MANY Sunday evenings she has driven me home, due to that evil, evil tap.... Well the tap, and the fact that Sunday is also $1.75 pint night...It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #30 August 27, 2005 Yea, black n tan is good, if done with the right tan...It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #31 August 27, 2005 My boyfriend keeps it on tap in his bar. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #32 August 27, 2005 QuoteNope. Newcastle is AWSOME! I wish more bars up here carried it, but to be fair, I bowl in a couples league in the winter with my wife (hold the bowling jokes, she doesn't jump, and this is US time), the the bowling alley has Newcastle ON TAP! Many, MANY Sunday evenings she has driven me home, due to that evil, evil tap.... Well the tap, and the fact that Sunday is also $1.75 pint night... Ah beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems........."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #33 August 27, 2005 QuoteMy boyfriend keeps it on tap in his bar. Boyfriend? OK, Free beats out $1.75 pint night, but not by much! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #34 August 27, 2005 QuoteYea, black n tan is good, if done with the right tan... Black-n-tan = Bass + Guinness; Half-n-half = Harp + Guinness. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #35 August 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy boyfriend keeps it on tap in his bar. Boyfriend? OK, Free beats out $1.75 pint night, but not by much! It's not so bad. I actually do pay for my beer, though if it's more than one, I'll usually get comp'ed a beer or two. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #36 August 27, 2005 He owns his own bar? Don't let the local dz's find out...."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #37 August 27, 2005 QuoteThat is too long. It needs to be simple for people like me that have a short attention span. Not to worry.we have medication for that, there is still hope for you."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #38 August 27, 2005 QuoteHe owns his own bar? Don't let the local dz's find out.... Oops! No! He's the barkeep and GM at a nice Galleria restaurant, so it's 'his', but it's not actually his. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #39 August 27, 2005 Since I am searching for a home, and have been around the block, I feel like sitting down and imparting my two cents (or buck three-eighty) about promoting yourself as a realtor... Start with the feeling you want your clients to get about you. They're looking for someone who can help them find the life they seek in their new home. They want someone who's confident. They want someone to advise them on what they need to do to get their new home. They need an advisor--who knows them. They need someone who knows where they came from and understands where they'd like to go, without telling them what they should like. Prep them. They need a quiet yet informative partner. So how do you convey the power of your importance to them in a manner they desire? Appeal to them as someone who can resolve their fears, who is so sharp, you can find them the diamond in the rough that suits their needs. It's all about the feeling and not necessarily about what you say unless what you say has content that embodies an emotion, or information like a surgical tool. For a card, how about you dressed sharply (dress shirt with suit jacket under your arm) with a bunch of your former customers standing behind you pointing at you and you with your arms extended. Okay, grab some friends. The back of the card is your skydiving instructional card. They'll eat it up. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #40 August 27, 2005 If his jacket is under his arm and he extends his arms, won't the jacket fall? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #41 August 27, 2005 well arnt you the perceptive one> the preceding statement was not a personal attack. just a funny remark to which u may fire back i have already been warned once ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knobee 0 #42 August 27, 2005 "I can see your house from here" "The all look the same from the top" "See, that one needs a new roof, you want THAT one (pointing to larger, more expensive house)" Those that have not jumped can not understand Those that have jumped can not explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #43 August 27, 2005 Quote I always feel wierd while wearing a tie telling people that I am a skydiving instructor. It has almost always been well recieved, though. I had a similar situation /thought occur this week. I am the administrator at a retirement community. I feel weird telling all of my staff and the residents what I do sometimes too, but last week they actually asked me to make a Friendship Village advertisement with me skydiving. I am thinking of something to do tomorrow. If I do a banner or something, I think it will get all bent up and unreadable... Good luck to you, I have some thinking to do too : )Blue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skykat108 0 #44 August 27, 2005 Most of the time if you take an image, and edit it with wording and what not, they use adobe photoshop. Send it to the place that is going to said advertisement as a .pdf file and it won't get distorted. they'll be able to fix it =D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAndrews 0 #45 August 27, 2005 I will do whatever it takes, even jump out of an airplane for your business! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #46 August 27, 2005 Not skydiving related but: I know this guy who is a realtor, and he also plays in a Grateful Dead cover band. He has a business ad that reads: "Ten years of suspiciously-smiling clients!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #47 August 27, 2005 When in Florida, I jumped with Mike Luttrell, who was also a realtor. His "Homes You'll Fall For" appeared on his website, business card, and his vehicle. He once showed up at a demo from work in his business attire and then went right back to selling afterwards. A dedicated guy and he throws a great party.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #48 August 27, 2005 "If you die, at least you will go knowing that you bought a quality home from JP Kelly" That'll be 10 bucks. -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #49 August 27, 2005 Quote"If you can trust me with your life, you can trust me as your realtor." Derek I like that one. I have another wonderous idea coming to mind...but it's not here yet. I'll tall ya when it arrives! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #50 August 27, 2005 "Don't fall for a realtor that won't take risks for you. -Happy customers and safe landings for X years." Ok, that was the serious one (though that other idea is still on it's way...I can feel it!) Here's the priceless one: Or you could always buy your customers T-shirts with that pic that say "My realtor has bigger balls than your realtor." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
