yardhippie 0 #76 August 26, 2005 QuoteOh my bestest friend....would you really do that for little ole ME???? Yes, please - I'd like that one word. KINKY! right up the alley for the Porno Kitten!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #77 August 26, 2005 thats wrong.... how do u expect him to stand after that... ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #78 August 26, 2005 I'll do it while we're watching a movie or something. We'll give him recovery time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #79 August 26, 2005 I call BS here! Youve never rubbed my penis through my pants to see if Im gay! What if my marriage is just for show? Dont enquiring minds want to know? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #80 August 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteBtw, if anyone of you nice chicky skydivers want to help me get over my shyness and kiss me at Byron, you're more than welcome (e.g. not JUST a kisspass). Well geeeeesh! Beggers can't be choosers, there, E! -or- Don't look a gift horse(sky-chica) in the mouth! -or- Take what you can get... -or- I'VE never been kiss-passed so NOBODY shall ever be kiss-passed from this day on! (Oh, oopsy! Did my lil' ole' world domination side come out on this post or what? ) Well....you read what Thanatos said about being obvious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #81 August 26, 2005 recovery time doesnt always work. the akward situation may cause him long term effects. they say if stays that way for more than 4 hours to seek an emergancy care physician cause long term side effects could occur. just make sure u only touch it once. he might get the inpression that u like him and start persuing you so this whole plan may backfire. i still say just make the first move and that way its not some complicated plan. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #82 August 26, 2005 But my plan involved feathers, popcorn, lemurs, a leash, some porn tapes, a doctor and nurse, a peanut butter sandwich, the semen of a righteous man, a number 2.5 pencil, some fishing wire, and 26 gallons of vegetable oil. What's complicated about that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #83 August 26, 2005 QuoteBut my plan involved feathers, popcorn, lemurs, a leash, some porn tapes, a doctor and nurse, a peanut butter sandwich, the semen of a righteous man, a number 2.5 pencil, some fishing wire, and 26 gallons of vegetable oil. What's complicated about that? you left out pineapple, spiny fruit, and batteries out of a dildo for the camera! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #84 August 26, 2005 now i want to be on the couch ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #85 August 26, 2005 I am the nurse; right? YH - and not my dildo....Kristi won't mind her's being used.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #86 August 26, 2005 QuoteOh, ok. Well, I'm sure he's not gay. But if you want, next time I see him, I'll touch his penis, and we'll see if it gets hard. Then I'll leave and never show my face around him again. So Kel, maybe I'm a little confused, you know, about things ... could you touch mine too to see if it gets beiger or somethin? ... pretty please , I'm dying to find out, you know, for sure ... You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #87 August 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat do you think?? Bring 'em to Byron!That sounds like trouble... I like it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #88 August 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat do you think?? Bring 'em to Byron!That sounds like trouble... I like it McNeill79 = TROUBLE! you have been warned.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #89 August 26, 2005 You want your wee-wee to be more beige? Beige is so... well... beige. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #90 August 26, 2005 21% say shy - this is a good sign~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #91 August 26, 2005 Yeah . . I thought they were supposed to be purple. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #92 August 26, 2005 D'OH! LMAO Wee wee? Is that a PA? Mods! Help me! c'est une dure ! le attaque! Where is tigra NOW? You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #93 August 26, 2005 but there is 22% saying gay ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #94 August 26, 2005 Alrighty - an update will follow on Monday! All ya'll peeps have a GREAT FANTASTIC weekend~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #95 August 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteBring 'em to Byron! Why would I do that? All my crushes around there ran off and got Boyfriends and Fiance`s. If I am giving out the "Kiss Me" bats.. There has to atleast be a chance I might get smacked upside the head. Naaaa. I think it is best to keep the "Kiss Me" Bats here on the east coast!! Trust me, babe, once I get done pimpin' you out, you're gonna have bruises on your head from all the smacking going on!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #96 August 26, 2005 Quote21% say shy - this is a good sign yes, but we all know that only my opinion counts Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #97 August 26, 2005 QuoteD'OH! LMAO Wee wee? Is that a PA? Mods! Help me! c'est une dure ! le attaque! Where is tigra NOW? HAHAHAHA!! I wasn't being qualitative!! Would you prefer HUNGUS HUMONGOUS instead? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #98 August 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteD'OH! LMAO Wee wee? Is that a PA? Mods! Help me! c'est une dure ! le attaque! Where is tigra NOW? HAHAHAHA!! I wasn't being qualitative!! Would you prefer HUNGUS HUMONGOUS instead? hey, your words not mine, so you talked to Kel already eh You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everon 0 #99 August 26, 2005 Go for it yourself - you'll know immediately if it's worth pursuing. Don't waste any more time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #100 August 26, 2005 Quotebut there is 22% saying gay Yes but that's because ANYBODY that wouldn't kiss Casie is gay! I'd kiss Casie! Oh wait a minute, now... that would...but I'm...wait so if then...that would make me...but I said 'ANYBODY'...but then now... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
