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gonna make up something else to ban me for? oh wait, that was only one line. here is a third.

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apparently, smartass one-line replies are a bannable offense and i violated this policy flagrantly in the women only forum SO BE CAREFUL.

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Your comments in the women's forum were demeaning, condescending, and asinine. If that's the forum you were banned from, GOOD.

For being such a 'smart guy' you sure can't read forum rules too well...
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i do not want to read that my opinions are invalid because:
1)i have x number of jumps
3)i have been in the sport x years




Which doctor would you rather have perform surgery on you: one who is fresh out of medical school, or one who has been performing surgery for several decades and has a history of solid performance?



The one fresh out of school, that one will be up to date wiuth all the new info and equipment, and will be probably supervised anyways and will still have a steady hand and won't be tired and jaded and wont be thinking of the next round of gold and and and .......:D:D:D:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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You're right. I've been a moderator for almost 3 years now, I've heard it all. Heck, last month someone wanted to smash a veggie burger in my face! When people gets like this, they just remind me of my whiny teenage daughter who doesn't like rules either.:ph34r:



Bloody Hell!
Nobody disses Skymama! And if they do, she just needs to holler. I will borrow Masterrig's horse and a couple of them guns he likes to play with. Don PsychoBob's face mask, pack a copy of Ashtanga's BOOBIES with me and use RevJim's cross to settle the matter.

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You're right. I've been a moderator for almost 3 years now, I've heard it all. Heck, last month someone wanted to smash a veggie burger in my face! When people gets like this, they just remind me of my whiny teenage daughter who doesn't like rules either.:ph34r:



Bloody Hell!
Nobody disses Skymama! And if they do, she just needs to holler. I will borrow Masterrig's horse and a couple of them guns he likes to play with. Don PsychoBob's face mask, pack a copy of Ashtanga's BOOBIES with me and use RevJim's cross to settle the matter.


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I'll take some of that action!


Chuck

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chocolate tofu cake



I eat tofu in many forms, had some in my lunch salad today.
I eat chocolate in many forms. Had a hot chocolate with breakfast.

But chocolate tofu cake??? :S Well.....maybe....:|

marc


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She got the recipe out of some tofu or vegetarian cook book. I thought (before tasting) it would be a bit rough to handle. It was really good.:o


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Yes cowboy, admirable to defend Skymama. I would too. However, let one of us do it so you don't have to beat up a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I've never struck a girl in my life and don't care to start. That being the case, I'll leave that to you ladies. Guess, i got a bit 'irritated'.
tips hat and bows out...


Chuck

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Don't bow out, yet, as we haven't determined j0nes' gender.


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Just whistle!;)


Chuck



I can't whistle very well so we need to determine the type of whistle.

Would it be the...go out and buy a whistle, whistle? Or the "HEY YOU!!!!" two fingers in the mouth whistle or ????? :D:D:D
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Don't bow out, yet, as we haven't determined j0nes' gender.


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Just whistle!;)


Chuck



I can't whistle very well so we need to determine the type of whistle.

Would it be the...go out and buy a whistle, whistle? Or the "HEY YOU!!!!" two fingers in the mouth whistle or ????? :D:D:D


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Any of the above. I'll get the idea. Like the lady said in 'Casablanca'; "Just put your lips together and blow."


Chuck

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I don't like tofu.



Tofu is good. :)


I just re-weighed myself and I'm up to 190. This is not good. Maybe I should eat some tofu. What do you think j0nes? You seem like the kind of girl that would eat tofu.

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Find it funny that people think the forums are lame and tell others there not missing anything yet they come back and read it everyday... and post how it sucks and yadda yadda yadda...

no ones forceing anyone to read, or post... if ya dont like it dont read it, but jeesh people lets not pretend to be maryters
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Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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i do not want to read that my opinions are invalid because:
1)i have x number of jumps
3)i have been in the sport x years




Which doctor would you rather have perform surgery on you: one who is fresh out of medical school, or one who has been performing surgery for several decades and has a history of solid performance?



The one fresh out of school, that one will be up to date with all the new info and equipment, and will be probably supervised anyways and will still have a steady hand and won't be tired and jaded and wont be thinking of the next round of gold and and and .......:D:D:D:D:D:D



Squeak you crack me up! I was going to write that same thing when I first read that for the same reasons! I dated an anesthesiologist for 4 years and it was a big thing with them. The new people fresh out of school had all the most recent knowledge where the old guys didn't keep up with current stuff and had these old set ideas and old ways of doing things. New shit comes out all the time in medicine. I'd take a guy fresh out of residency with only a hundred procedures under his belt over a real old timer any day!

Of course that's totally different than skydiving and the only reason I'm writing at all is because I've had half a bottle of wine and I'm feeling a little randay!

So where's J0nes?

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Of course that's totally different than skydiving and the only reason I'm writing at all is because I've had half a bottle of wine and I'm feeling a little randay!



Who's Randy and does your fiance know about him? Damn, he must be really cool if he can keep you amused AND he lets you fool around with other guys!
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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