what's the one thing that bothers you about your SO?

[teamjenn1 0]

mine lives too far away

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"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[swedishcelt 0]

Mine doesn't exist. That's why I am a non-religious self-proclaimed nun now.

[SwampThing 0]

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mine lives too far away

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Mine lives TOO CLOSE!

I just know she and the wife are going to run into each other!

The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

[skinnyshrek 0]

OH YEAH what about Jello Jay????

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[teamjenn1 0]

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mine lives too far away

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Mine lives TOO CLOSE!

I just know she and the wife are going to run into each other!

now that's funny!!

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"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[MrBrant 0]

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Mine doesn't exist.

hey, you stole my reply

[swedishcelt 0]

[skinnyshrek 0]

Are you on drugs. I take the 5th

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[teamjenn1 0]

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Are you on drugs. I take the 5th

OK...now that was even funnier

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"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[sharimcm 0]

My soon to be ex SO lies... As I flew to Georgia thinking everything was going to be OK because he was going to be at home taking care of the house, he decides he's going to fly to Florida. He just forgot to tell me that when we left for the airport in the morning.

Then, after American Airlines lost my luggage, I find that the Delta flight he is coming in on was flying in from Atlanta, and not Orlando... Hmmm....

What an ass. I think I'm moving to Arizona!

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[grue 1]

Her lack of ability to leave my imagination and actually exist.

cavete terrae.

[jumpchikk 0]

He snores really loud.

Oh wait, that's your SO, I don't have an SO

[teamjenn1 0]

What an ass. I think I'm moving to Arizona!

[SwampThing 0]

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I think I'm moving to Arizona!

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Cool....take my SO with ya!

The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

[teamjenn1 0]

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He snores really loud.

Oh wait, that's your SO, I don't have an SO

holy shit...that's funny

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[peanut4040 0]

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mine lives too far away

Mine competes with me on a drop zone.

Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.

There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"

[wingnut 0]

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Then, after American Airlines lost my luggage, I find that the Delta flight he is coming in on was flying in from Atlanta, and not Orlando... Hmmm....

atlanta is a delta hub, could of been a connector......


as for my SO, other than her living to far away she........well i can't think of anything.......... well maybe it's that she has a MAC (computer) and i don't and i want one....

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[luckky 0]

OH YEAH what about Jello Jay????
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what about Jello J He's mine i say,, mine,,that pimp mobile rocks

If there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant
liv2luv
luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1

lucky

[luckky 0]

He snores really loud.

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Yup that would be your SO,,p-nut,,he does snore very loud

If there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant
liv2luv
luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1

lucky

[peanut4040 0]

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OH YEAH what about Jello Jay????
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what about Jello J He's mine i say,, mine,,that pimp mobile rocks

I guess dats a no brainer baby,, Yew won dat competition-- He's yours,,

Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing.

There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back"

[FallinWoman 1]

My new husband has been working nights and I am on a normal 9-5 schedule. I think I remember what he looks like.....

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[BillyVance 34]

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He snores really loud.

Oh wait, that's your SO, I don't have an SO

holy shit...that's funny

My wife snores like a buzzsaw. Heck, so do I, sometimes. Its a perfect marriage, because we both can't hear for shit.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[freefalle 0]

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My new husband has been working nights and I am on a normal 9-5 schedule. I think I remember what he looks like.....

That sucks, good luck yo both of ya, come visit Florida again

[waltappel 1]

Mine has not bothered to introduce herself yet. At least I don't think she has. That doesn't really count as annoying though--the great things in life are well worth waiting for.

Walt

[meloo09 0]

His smoking, not so much cause the smoke bothers me but I want him to be around a long time.

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.