my friend's dog

[MarkFoster 0]

My friends dog has been demonstrating amorous intentions on my leg recently.

I'm concerned.

Is it wrong that I'm flattered by the attention.

Is this reaction simply a result of my dating drought... or a reflection of deeper and more disburbing issues? ... since it's a male, does this make me gay or just ambiguous?

It's all quite confusing.

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...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it.

GravityGone

[Rebecca 0]

Dude, love your (friend's) dog, but don't LOVE your (friend's) dog.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[uponone 0]

Spray feline ferimone on your leg before you go over and see what happens.

[skycat 0]

The dog is displaying his dominance over you, your friend should not be allowing this behavior. If my male tried to do this to anyone he would immediately be put in a down and not allow near the person he was humping.

Fly it like you stole it!

[Ashtanga 0]

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If my male tried to do this to anyone he would immediately be put in a down and not allow near the person he was humping.

Not true. I used to hump B2's leg all the time at Eloy and she never put me down.

[skycat 0]

It's probably cause she didn't have a way to enforce it. How about about put a collar on you and enforce it.

Fly it like you stole it!

[TequilaGirl 0]

Kelli - quit encouraging him.....you should have added - put a shock collar on him.....

[Ashtanga 0]

Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh.

[Rebecca 0]

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Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh.

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy!)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[skycat 0]

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Kelli - quit encouraging him.....you should have added - put a shock collar on him.....

Which collar do you think I was going to use on him.

Fly it like you stole it!

[Ashtanga 0]

Uno dos trace quattro cinco cinco seys

[TequilaGirl 0]

Well - make sure you turn up the voltage....

[skycat 0]

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Well - make sure you turn up the voltage....

LOL....Well let's see Sherpa starts to feel it at 20-40 so I'm thinking he will definately need 80-100 to have the down really well enforced.

Then when he is down we can ziptie him.

Fly it like you stole it!

[Ashtanga 0]

Zip tie me. Then smack me up, flip me and rub me down. Oh No!

[dixieskydiver 0]

I think this makes you petrosexual, but I'm not sure if that term is already taken for people like Burt Reynolds in Striptease.

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[Rebecca 0]

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I think this makes you petrosexual, but I'm not sure.

OHMYGAAAAHG!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[MarkFoster 0]

... so should I expect to be hearing from the SPCA or Pat Robertson?

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...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it.

GravityGone

[skycat 0]

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... so should I expect to be hearing from the SPCA or Pat Robertson?

I think you are safe from both as long as you don't hump the dog back.

Fly it like you stole it!

[Ashtanga 0]

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I think you are safe from both as long as you don't hump the dog back.

Sheep are fine just don't hump dogs. The last guy that did that ended up on national news.