swedishcelt 0 #1 August 23, 2005 I have given up. Ever get there? I am officially a nun. Hello celibacy. Nice to meet you. No puppies, no kittens. I might never see a man again ever even. What is a man?? Who knows... *Sigh.... it's not worth it anyways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 August 23, 2005 Are you going to wear a thong or go naked under the hooded dress? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 August 23, 2005 And you know what meat a Priest eats on Friday..... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 August 23, 2005 QuoteI have given up. Ever get there? I am officially a nun. Hello celibacy. Nice to meet you. No puppies, no kittens. I might never see a man again ever even. What is a man?? Who knows... *Sigh.... it's not worth it anyways. Don't know that it's all THAT bad. Look at it this way. A lot of relationships are like going to McDonald's--not great, not all that good for you, and a bit pricey, but you pretty much know what to expect, and there some is something to be said for predictability. Oh, and don't forget that despite the current hot temperatures, winter is not all that far away. Having someone around to pre-warm the sheets before you go to bed is definitely a good thing! edited to add: I gotta admit, though, the "thong under the robe" thing does sound pretty hot!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 August 23, 2005 A priest goes out golfing with a nun as caddy. On one hole the priest slices terribly. "Damn! I missed!" he yells. "Father, you shouldn't say such things," the nun says. "I'm sorry, sister," the priest says. The next hole, the priest hits the ball way to the left. "Damn! I missed!" he yells. "Father, you really should watch your language, God doesn't appreciate that," the nun says. "I'm sorry, sister, it won't happen again," the priest says. On the next hole, the priest hits the ball into a sandtrap. "Damn! I missed!" he yells. All of a sudden the sky darkens, thunder sounds, and a lightning bolt flashes down and fries the nun. A big voice booms, "Damn! I missed!" ------------------------------------------------------------ The Mother Superior instructs two nuns to paint a new room in the convent. "And don't get a drop of paint on your habits," she sternly admonishes. The two nuns decide that the only way they will keep their habits clean is to take them off, paint the room, then put them back on. So they strip, and begin painting. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. "Who is it?" asks one of the nuns. "Blind man," comes the reply. The nuns look at each other and shrug. "No harm letting him in," one says, and opens the door. "Whoa, sister! Where do you want these blinds?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #6 August 23, 2005 It can and WILL happen! Especially to good people like you... keep the faith girl! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #7 August 23, 2005 QuoteIt can and WILL happen! Especially to good people like you... keep the faith girl! g Brown noser! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #8 August 23, 2005 Frenchy, have you been drinking again~!? Hey, how's that GRIN g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 August 23, 2005 QuoteHey, how's that GRIN Embedded on my face, sweetie. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knobee 0 #10 August 23, 2005 Don't worry.... QuoteA Belgian nun's acrobatic and indecorous dancing with a missionary during the Catholic World Youth Day in Germany over the weekend earned her a reprimand from her mother superior, a Belgian paper said on Tuesday. Daily Het Laatste Nieuws showed pictures of a dancing Johanne Vertommen being held up in the air by the missionary, and then clinging to him with her legs wrapped around his body. It's all good. Those that have not jumped can not understand Those that have jumped can not explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 August 23, 2005 QuoteAnd you know what meat a Priest eats on Friday..... Bwahahahahaaa!! I am Catholic, why haven't I ever heard that joke before?! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #12 August 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd you know what meat a Priest eats on Friday..... Bwahahahahaaa!! I am Catholic, why haven't I ever heard that joke before?! Edit to add: The standard question I get is "are you really a Priest?" Which I always answer the same way: "No, I'm a Reverend. That means I'll drink with you, can (and did) marry, and it especially means I like girls, not boys." It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #13 August 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd you know what meat a Priest eats on Friday..... Bwahahahahaaa!! I am Catholic, why haven't I ever heard that joke before?! Edit to add: The standard question I get is "are you really a Priest?" Which I always answer the same way: "No, I'm a Reverend. That means I'll drink with you, can (and did) marry, and it especially means I like girls, not boys." RevJ, You could have the best of both worlds and be an Orthodox Priest - which you can be married (but you must be married BEFORE you become a priest, otherwise you have to be celibate). Oh, and BOOOOOOO on the joke. Heard it before - tacky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #14 August 23, 2005 Quote Heard it before - tacky. Oh, so you have met me? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 August 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd you know what meat a Priest eats on Friday..... Bwahahahahaaa!! I am Catholic, why haven't I ever heard that joke before?! Edit to add: The standard question I get is "are you really a Priest?" Which I always answer the same way: "No, I'm a Reverend. That means I'll drink with you, can (and did) marry, and it especially means I like girls, not boys." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #16 August 23, 2005 1. Nuns at the bar. 2. Nuns in Love (this is what they wear under their hooded dress. See. Being a nun isn't all that bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 August 23, 2005 QuoteI have given up. Ever get there? I am officially a nun. Hello celibacy. Nice to meet you. No puppies, no kittens. I might never see a man again ever even. What is a man?? Who knows... *Sigh.... it's not worth it anyways. ____________________________________ Think, real hard about this decision of yours. Think, of all you would have to give up. No more partying, no more booze, no more... nuthin'! Look on the bright side... not all of the orders of nuns wear habits any more! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #18 August 23, 2005 Skybytch considered that option. Read all about it by clicking on the angel. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 August 23, 2005 Yeah, I got there. It was a matter of about three months between when I gave up and the day that I moved up to be with my present wife. I think giving up is a great thing. It's amazing what you find when you aren't looking! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #20 August 23, 2005 Nope! I have met someone who I THOUGHT was you - they are named Jim and is an ordained minister and has a son, but is single (actuall, dating someone I sing with in my church choir) and lives in NorCal. It seems like everyone knows him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #21 August 23, 2005 LOL, nice! Does he skydive? He should. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #22 August 23, 2005 Of course! He's a TM and I heard that his son (Jim Jr.) got sponsored by Red Bull to film skydiving, BASE and stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #23 August 23, 2005 QuoteOf course! He's a TM and I heard that his son (Jim Jr.) got sponsored by Red Bull to film skydiving, BASE and stuff. Nice to know I'm not alone, and someone out on the left coast can fill in for me on occasion. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #24 August 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteOf course! He's a TM and I heard that his son (Jim Jr.) got sponsored by Red Bull to film skydiving, BASE and stuff. Nice to know I'm not alone, and someone out on the left coast can fill in for me on occasion. I'm surprised no one else on this coast has said they know him - it seems like everyone I talk to does! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 August 23, 2005 You know what? Good for you! Do it! Give it up! Truly decide you're done with them! Hell, go to a nunnery if you must. It'll start raining men the minute you do. I swear, the last time I felt like that, I slapped my hand down on the bar and exclaimed, "That's it! No more men, no more dating, no more anything for a long while!!" And I meant it dammit! Then the bartender took me home. That was 2 and a half years ago and it's our home now. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
