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So I go out to pick up my mail this afternoon and there's a magazine in a brown paper wrapper. I think "What prankster subscribed me to new porn? And I wonder if it's any good?" :ph34r:

But I look more closely and I realize it's just my neighbor's National Geographic, put in the wrong mailbox. Has it always been in the porn wrapper? I mean, I know that many a young boy whacked off to bare-chested native ladies, but have we come to the point where this is considered porn?
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So I go out to pick up my mail this afternoon and there's a magazine in a brown paper wrapper. I think "What prankster subscribed me to new porn? And I wonder if it's any good?" :ph34r:

But I look more closely and I realize it's just my neighbor's National Geographic, put in the wrong mailbox. Has it always been in the porn wrapper? I mean, I know that many a young boy whacked off to bare-chested native ladies, but have we come to the point where this is considered porn?



I think it belongs to Radar

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So I go out to pick up my mail this afternoon and there's a magazine in a brown paper wrapper. I think "What prankster subscribed me to new porn? And I wonder if it's any good?" :ph34r:

But I look more closely and I realize it's just my neighbor's National Geographic, put in the wrong mailbox. Has it always been in the porn wrapper? I mean, I know that many a young boy whacked off to bare-chested native ladies, but have we come to the point where this is considered porn?



I haven't subscribed to NG in years, but a lot of my magazines are now coming in a protective wrapper. Prevents it from getting chewed up like my copy of Parachutist by the USPS automated sorting machines.
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I haven't subscribed to NG in years, but a lot of my magazines are now coming in a protective wrapper. Prevents it from getting chewed up like my copy of Parachutist by the USPS automated sorting machines.



Good point, but the ones I get usually come in clear plastic "there's nothing inappropriate in here" wrappers. Not the porn wrappers. But maybe that says something about the magazines you're subscribing to. ;)

I'm still convinced someone's worried about the naked people inside National Geographic.

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I haven't subscribed to NG in years, but a lot of my magazines are now coming in a protective wrapper.

What magazine's are these? ;) Care to share?



OK, so I am a construction dorQ. Ones like Fine Homebuilding, Fine Woodworking, and my GV catalog.;)
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OK, so I am a construction dorQ. Ones like Fine Homebuilding, Fine Woodworking, and my GV catalog.;)

Sounds like they would be fun for carpooling down to Hollister :P



I'm sure you have already worn out the pages to your copy of the GV catalog, so you can take a gander at the other two.
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I haven't subscribed to NG in years, but a lot of my magazines are now coming in a protective wrapper. Prevents it from getting chewed up like my copy of Parachutist by the USPS automated sorting machines.



I wish Skydiving did. Only when I ask for a lost issue do they use the plastic.

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the reason theydon't ship em in plastic is because it cost too much[:/].


it would be great if they could keep em from getting ripped but when people alrady bitch about the prices ( PARACHUTIST MAG/ USPA FEE) they need to do what they can to keep people buying.

i think one out of 12 gets ripped on average. not really worth the extra money imo.


as for skydiving, I bet it would raise the price A LOT. if they shipped em all in plastic, too
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Has it always been in the porn wrapper?


I've been a subscriber to NG since the early 1970s, and yes, it has always come in the brown paper sack.


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