Which Women Men Want to Be In

[ladyskydiver 0]

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I'm going to go to bed and cry, I can't believe noone really gets it.

Awwww....there there...it's ok. Here's a kiss...pleasant dreams.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[waltappel 1]

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Walt...I honestly think what he meant was

"What Men Want in a Woman"

as the title. It would be a play on the other title of what women want in a man.

Thankyou for explaining it. I honestly didn't get it until you said it explicitly.

Ok, so I'm a dumbass. What else is new?

edited to add:
Looks like I did get it after all (clicky).

I take it back. Ladyskydiver, I like your version better.

Walt

[waltappel 1]

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I'm going to go to bed and cry, I can't believe noone really gets it.

No worries. It's probably just the double standard at work. It is totally ok for the ladies to talk about men like we are a bunch of drunk, drooling, low-life perverts because we pretty much are at least some of the time.

Any guy even implying anything negative about the ladies is asking for a big hot steaming bowl of shit because most of the guys (me, for sure) put them on a pedestal because (1) they really do deserve it, and (2) to give them some motivation to keep putting up with our BS.

Walt

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...and still no one has posted a list...

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"A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

[popsjumper 2]

My list:

1. Blondes
2. Brunettes
3. Redheads
4. Baldheads
5. No heads

pretty much covers it don't ya think?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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In other words...
Wet, warm, and (only when sober), breathing?

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"A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Any guy even implying anything negative about the ladies is asking for a big hot steaming bowl of shit because most of the guys (me, for sure) put them on a pedestal because (1) they really do deserve it, and (2) to give them some motivation to keep putting up with our BS out.

Walt

There. Fixed it for ya.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[waltappel 1]

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...and still no one has posted a list...

Maybe if it was phrased differently, like "Who, among the beautiful women of dz.com, would you like to get to know better?"

I'd take a shot at that.

My first take would be, "All of 'em!" but some really stand out.

Rhonda Lea, of course. I already know Rhonda Lea from years of corresponding over the 'net and a couple of times in person. She fascinates me. I'd love to spend some more time just listening to whatever she has to say.

wmw999. I already know Wendy, but like Rhonda, she always has something interesting to add to any conversation.

sharimcm for sure. Just because I think she would have me laughing until I was hurting. Then she would mercilessly keep me laughing and hurting.

skydivermom. I'm going to look her up soon. She just seems like a genuinely nice person.

MissImperfect. Same deal. Heart of gold.

kenz. She's the kind of person who inhabits the America that I know and love. If I could work up the nerve to handle it, I'd get her to talk about 9/11. It would be tough for me to handle, though.

RkyMtnHigh. She's obviously a very caring person. WHo wouldn't want to spend some time around that kind of vibe?

AcmeSkydiver. Funny as shit and a heart of gold!

Rebecca. I'll meet her one of these days at Spaceland. I'm looking forward to it. That avatar really has my curiosity going.

Nataly. I haven't seen her post lately, but she's posted some incredibly funny and irreverent stuff.

Sistaluv. For a while I was really trippin' on her login name and she was a really good sport about it. I'd like to give her the opportunity to slap me and tell me to STFU about her login name. (GENTLE slap, please)

Add the the list pretty much any woman who loves hot bread. I still trip on that all the time!

There are a bunch of others, but it's 3:15 am my time and I'm starting to get kind of sleepy.

Walt

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You crack me up!!!

Walt

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...and still no one has posted a list...

Maybe if it was phrased differently, like "Who, among the beautiful women of dz.com, would you like to get to know better?"

I'd take a shot at that.

My first take would be, "All of 'em!" but some really stand out.

Rhonda Lea, of course. I already know Rhonda Lea from years of corresponding over the 'net and a couple of times in person. She fascinates me. I'd love to spend some more time just listening to whatever she has to say.

wmw999. I already know Wendy, but like Rhonda, she always has something interesting to add to any conversation.

sharimcm for sure. Just because I think she would have me laughing until I was hurting. Then she would mercilessly keep me laughing and hurting.

skydivermom. I'm going to look her up soon. She just seems like a genuinely nice person.

MissImperfect. Same deal. Heart of gold.

kenz. She's the kind of person who inhabits the America that I know and love. If I could work up the nerve to handle it, I'd get her to talk about 9/11. It would be tough for me to handle, though.

RkyMtnHigh. She's obviously a very caring person. WHo wouldn't want to spend some time around that kind of vibe?

AcmeSkydiver. Funny as shit and a heart of gold!

Rebecca. I'll meet her one of these days at Spaceland. I'm looking forward to it. That avatar really has my curiosity going.

Nataly. I haven't seen her post lately, but she's posted some incredibly funny and irreverent stuff.

Sistaluv. For a while I was really trippin' on her login name and she was a really good sport about it. I'd like to give her the opportunity to slap me and tell me to STFU about her login name. (GENTLE slap, please)

Add the the list pretty much any woman who loves hot bread. I still trip on that all the time!

There are a bunch of others, but it's 3:15 am my time and I'm starting to get kind of sleepy.

Walt

Now theres a list...but a bunch of others indeed...

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"A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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It was just supposed to be Which Women Men Want to Get In, aka have sex with.

must be some slang from dixieland us northerners don't understand
could add 'or' in there too

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[kelel01 1]

I got it, Dixie. Sorry it took me so long to come to your rescue.

And some of you people (said this many times) are NO fun. It's all in good fun. Go back to SC.

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I got it,

you live in the south

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And some of you people (said this many times) are NO fun.

agreed

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Go back to SC

...but I've never lived in south carolina.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[kelel01 1]

You know I meant Speaker's Corner - and I just came up with a new motto for it. "Speaker's Corner - Where Discord Lives".

Take your discord elsewhere. (Not you.)

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You know I meant Speaker's Corner

ignorance is bliss

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[airtwardo 7]

Which Women Men Want to Be In

"...my grammar is just terrible..."

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Well I guess that takes HER off the list then Huh?!?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[kelel01 1]

And unignorance is the exact opposite of bliss . . . it's anti-bliss.

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And unignorance is the exact opposite of bliss . . . it's anti-bliss.

you should really keep jokes like that to yourself

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[swedishcelt 0]

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I got it,

you live in the south

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And some of you people (said this many times) are NO fun.

agreed

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Go back to SC

...but I've never lived in south carolina.

Aww... but I actually thought that one was funny!!!!

[kelel01 1]

I don't keep jokes to myself . . . except maybe the duck joke.

[jtval 0]

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Which Women Men Want to Be In

"...my grammar is just terrible..."

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Well I guess that takes HER off the list then Huh?!?

took me a while but...THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!


MY GRAMMAR...lol
didn't get it until i said it in a southern voice


dixie,
although crude and obnoxious, I don't understand why you were ostracised. this is supposed to the be forum that we talk shit in...i guess they were just fuckin with you as well.
if you meant FAMOUS women you might get a list but it WOULD be pretty ballsy for any one to tell the public which one of those "chicks I'd like to fuck" and yes, There is a double standard at work. but I'm here to goof around not get political

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took me a while...

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[waltappel 1]

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dixie,
although crude and obnoxious, I don't understand why you were ostracised. this is supposed to the be forum that we talk shit in...i guess they were just fuckin with you as well.
if you meant FAMOUS women you might get a list but it WOULD be pretty ballsy for any one to tell the public which one of those "chicks I'd like to fuck" and yes, There is a double standard at work. but I'm here to goof around not get political

Hint to the 1 or 2 guys of dz.com who are even more clueless than me:

Follow my example and post a list of dz.com chicks you would like to get to know better.

Not only does it lack the crudeness of posting who you would like to have sex with, it's a lot more interesting.

Walt

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Like the Bloodhound Gang lyric: "You know what I really want in a girl? Me!"

cavete terrae.

[dixieskydiver 0]

I feel like I just said "irregardless" in front of a convention of english teachers or something. I love you guys.

Dixie
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