brits17 0 #76 August 15, 2005 KRIS!!! Oh my goodness I'm SO happy for you!!! _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #77 August 16, 2005 Dude, those are best fake wedding pictures I've ever seen. Wait till all the DZ.com peeps realize it. Anyway my Rodriguez brother, congratulations to you both. I think love is wonderful. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #78 August 16, 2005 OK, now you made me cry. I am so happy for you two. Dagney, Kris is a true gentleman (thank you for deleting that pic) and you are a very lucky woman. Best wishes to you both. May you be happy for the rest of your lives. BTW, I though your title meant why you missed being [home from] at WFFC so I didn't read it at first. SORRY -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #79 August 16, 2005 Congrats Kris and Dagny. May you have many happy years and awsum jumps together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #80 August 16, 2005 OK what part of "Marriage is EVIL" did I not get through to you??? Sheesh, with all these people around me getting married I'm starting to feel like the guy on the Titanic.... "Um... guys... there's an... um iceberg up ahead." "Huh?" "Iceberg." "Huh?" "ICEBERG!!!!!!" *sigh* OK. I'll admit it. You guys look beautiful and very happy. My most heartfelt congrats. I sincerely hope you have a wonderful and fulfilling life together. ThereIsaiditbacktoGrinchmode.... EVIL!!!!! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #81 August 16, 2005 KRIS! OH MY GOD!!! Jeez! it looks like we're all getting married these days! congratulations you two! oh you both look so happy and adorably sweet together. You definitely found yourself a beautiful wife, Kris. Melissa, I'm sorry I don't know you better, but you definitely have a perfect gentleman in your arms.I wish both of you the best years to come.Heres an old Gaelic marriage blessing someone shared with us when we were married that I'd like to pass along. May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #82 August 16, 2005 Congrats, even though I already knewMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ibrobinm 0 #83 August 16, 2005 Oh Kris...CONGRATULATIONS! You too, Melissa! I'm so happy for the both of you. Kris, you are a kind and gentle spirit. I have such fond, fun memories of you. But I certainly hate to hear you are relocating across the world from Oklahoma. Life is full of changes. What an adventure it is, huh? Life is good and happy, still, for both Don and I. (you know I still say he's my FAVORITE husband!) My wish is for you and your new life to be as blessed as our's has been. Don and I wish you and Melissa the best. x's and o's, Robin Next time you have to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindsey 0 #84 August 16, 2005 WOW!!!! Congratulations to y'all! Cool Dagny. I'm happy for ya' woman! So did ya' move out of that hell hole you were living in???? Peace~ linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikecm469 1 #85 August 16, 2005 Congratulations Kris. That is definitely a good reason to miss Rantoul. We were wondering where you were. I should be joining you in the ranks of being unavailable in about 6 more weeks. Congrats again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #86 August 16, 2005 Wow oh WOW oh Wow.... I was floored when you told me on the phone what you had done, Kris. Floored. I'm so happy for both of you! Those pictures are cool, and as happy as you both look, I bet it doesn't do justice to how you feel!!! Congrats! That look of pure joy and happiness is why I do weddings. It's a look you never forget. The best feeling in the world, for me, is to be able to take part in that. Tuesday, August 9th, and Saturday, August 13th were two more at the convention, that reaffirmed what I just said. LOVE ROCKS!!!!!!!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pablito 0 #87 August 16, 2005 Congrats Kris "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #88 August 16, 2005 YAY - my dad got married - I'm sooo proud! and to think when I was talking to you on the phone - I was sooo confused and thought ya'll got married in Rantoul (wingi was on conference call) - I know...I know - I should be a blonde.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Taffy 0 #89 August 16, 2005 Awr dude so pleased for you.....both. But a little worried about the bigamy deal as she's so obviously gonna be better at soapy tit wanks than me, us poor under endowed girls although I can always top her on the euro choccie front, so guess it just comes down to the breast or chocolate question.........so come on then what's the answer Top sexy babe with an even bigger smile than yours (didn't think it possible) may you find many top sushi resturants together for the rest of your long and fun filled lives (ok so many of you will miss that referance, and think of rude alternatives to the reality but, sod ya!) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Sky Pikey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Merrick 0 #90 August 17, 2005 Quote Holy crap brother That's EXACTLY what I said!! AWESOME MAN!! I'm so Happy for you... I know I've been sickeningly absent from the skydiving world, so forgive me if I missed the announcement. Guess this gives the name "Master D" a whole new meaning! Wish you all the best, Merrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #91 August 17, 2005 I say you should grab Missy's melons next time you see her. Just to call things even you know.... And you didnt miss any announcements... Them twos are a shifty pair...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #92 August 17, 2005 Quoteus poor under endowed girls I hear ya on that... I can still wear a training bra, whats worse is the damn things never have learned a thingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #93 August 17, 2005 WOW!!!! I don't even know what to say! I'm stunned and thrilled for you guys!! You look like a beautiful couple and so happy! (((hugs))) to you both!! Hmmm...operation melons on Kris's wife now! HA! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dagny 0 #94 August 17, 2005 QuoteHmmm...operation melons on Kris's wife now! HA! What did you do, Kris? What did you do??? Do they make chastity bras? Call it operation protect Missy's Melons (yes, I capitalized it! ) from retaliatory strikes!Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dagny 0 #95 August 17, 2005 Quotealthough I can always top her on the euro choccie front Girl, you know you could totally seduce Kris with some selections of your finest chocolate! His addiction is strong. Oooh! Does that mean that he has to share with me now? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HeatherB 0 #96 August 17, 2005 Okay, so I knew things were going "well" but I didn't realize that were going *that* well! Congratulations! And now you can get out of Arkansas or Kansas or Oklahoma or whatever. Cool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #97 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuotealthough I can always top her on the euro choccie front Girl, you know you could totally seduce Kris with some selections of your finest chocolate! His addiction is strong. Oooh! Does that mean that he has to share with me now? pssst, Dagny baby, since so few showed up at the WFFC, Macca sent home a good amount of Europeon chocolates with me. Cadbury's Dairy Milk, some Malteasers, some really good Swiss stuff, and more.... I can do some bribing myself. I even got a Headcorn T-Shirt! Zee, you da man!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Merrick 0 #98 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteHmmm...operation melons on Kris's wife now! HA! What did you do, Kris? What did you do??? Oh hell yeah... IT'S ON!!!! Blues! Merrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #99 August 18, 2005 QuoteOh hell yeah... IT'S ON!!!! UhOh... I never thought about the retribution angle. Dude, don't make me have to protect my wife's melons! I'm going to have a hard enough time keeping her away from Rev Jim's chocolate stash! And, to everyone else, thank you so much for the well-wishes and blessings.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #100 August 18, 2005 QuoteDude, don't make me have to protect my wife's melons! Merrick, we can work this out... Its only fair you get to be point on Operation Messican Melons; I'll distract the said Messican with some garlic sauce Shish Taouk, or something else that may get him distract him for a while.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 4 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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Zennie 0 #80 August 16, 2005 OK what part of "Marriage is EVIL" did I not get through to you??? Sheesh, with all these people around me getting married I'm starting to feel like the guy on the Titanic.... "Um... guys... there's an... um iceberg up ahead." "Huh?" "Iceberg." "Huh?" "ICEBERG!!!!!!" *sigh* OK. I'll admit it. You guys look beautiful and very happy. My most heartfelt congrats. I sincerely hope you have a wonderful and fulfilling life together. ThereIsaiditbacktoGrinchmode.... EVIL!!!!! - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #81 August 16, 2005 KRIS! OH MY GOD!!! Jeez! it looks like we're all getting married these days! congratulations you two! oh you both look so happy and adorably sweet together. You definitely found yourself a beautiful wife, Kris. Melissa, I'm sorry I don't know you better, but you definitely have a perfect gentleman in your arms.I wish both of you the best years to come.Heres an old Gaelic marriage blessing someone shared with us when we were married that I'd like to pass along. May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you: May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings. May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise up to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #82 August 16, 2005 Congrats, even though I already knewMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibrobinm 0 #83 August 16, 2005 Oh Kris...CONGRATULATIONS! You too, Melissa! I'm so happy for the both of you. Kris, you are a kind and gentle spirit. I have such fond, fun memories of you. But I certainly hate to hear you are relocating across the world from Oklahoma. Life is full of changes. What an adventure it is, huh? Life is good and happy, still, for both Don and I. (you know I still say he's my FAVORITE husband!) My wish is for you and your new life to be as blessed as our's has been. Don and I wish you and Melissa the best. x's and o's, Robin Next time you have to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #84 August 16, 2005 WOW!!!! Congratulations to y'all! Cool Dagny. I'm happy for ya' woman! So did ya' move out of that hell hole you were living in???? Peace~ linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikecm469 1 #85 August 16, 2005 Congratulations Kris. That is definitely a good reason to miss Rantoul. We were wondering where you were. I should be joining you in the ranks of being unavailable in about 6 more weeks. Congrats again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #86 August 16, 2005 Wow oh WOW oh Wow.... I was floored when you told me on the phone what you had done, Kris. Floored. I'm so happy for both of you! Those pictures are cool, and as happy as you both look, I bet it doesn't do justice to how you feel!!! Congrats! That look of pure joy and happiness is why I do weddings. It's a look you never forget. The best feeling in the world, for me, is to be able to take part in that. Tuesday, August 9th, and Saturday, August 13th were two more at the convention, that reaffirmed what I just said. LOVE ROCKS!!!!!!!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #87 August 16, 2005 Congrats Kris "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #88 August 16, 2005 YAY - my dad got married - I'm sooo proud! and to think when I was talking to you on the phone - I was sooo confused and thought ya'll got married in Rantoul (wingi was on conference call) - I know...I know - I should be a blonde.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taffy 0 #89 August 16, 2005 Awr dude so pleased for you.....both. But a little worried about the bigamy deal as she's so obviously gonna be better at soapy tit wanks than me, us poor under endowed girls although I can always top her on the euro choccie front, so guess it just comes down to the breast or chocolate question.........so come on then what's the answer Top sexy babe with an even bigger smile than yours (didn't think it possible) may you find many top sushi resturants together for the rest of your long and fun filled lives (ok so many of you will miss that referance, and think of rude alternatives to the reality but, sod ya!) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Sky Pikey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #90 August 17, 2005 Quote Holy crap brother That's EXACTLY what I said!! AWESOME MAN!! I'm so Happy for you... I know I've been sickeningly absent from the skydiving world, so forgive me if I missed the announcement. Guess this gives the name "Master D" a whole new meaning! Wish you all the best, Merrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #91 August 17, 2005 I say you should grab Missy's melons next time you see her. Just to call things even you know.... And you didnt miss any announcements... Them twos are a shifty pair...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #92 August 17, 2005 Quoteus poor under endowed girls I hear ya on that... I can still wear a training bra, whats worse is the damn things never have learned a thingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #93 August 17, 2005 WOW!!!! I don't even know what to say! I'm stunned and thrilled for you guys!! You look like a beautiful couple and so happy! (((hugs))) to you both!! Hmmm...operation melons on Kris's wife now! HA! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #94 August 17, 2005 QuoteHmmm...operation melons on Kris's wife now! HA! What did you do, Kris? What did you do??? Do they make chastity bras? Call it operation protect Missy's Melons (yes, I capitalized it! ) from retaliatory strikes!Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #95 August 17, 2005 Quotealthough I can always top her on the euro choccie front Girl, you know you could totally seduce Kris with some selections of your finest chocolate! His addiction is strong. Oooh! Does that mean that he has to share with me now? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #96 August 17, 2005 Okay, so I knew things were going "well" but I didn't realize that were going *that* well! Congratulations! And now you can get out of Arkansas or Kansas or Oklahoma or whatever. Cool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #97 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuotealthough I can always top her on the euro choccie front Girl, you know you could totally seduce Kris with some selections of your finest chocolate! His addiction is strong. Oooh! Does that mean that he has to share with me now? pssst, Dagny baby, since so few showed up at the WFFC, Macca sent home a good amount of Europeon chocolates with me. Cadbury's Dairy Milk, some Malteasers, some really good Swiss stuff, and more.... I can do some bribing myself. I even got a Headcorn T-Shirt! Zee, you da man!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #98 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteHmmm...operation melons on Kris's wife now! HA! What did you do, Kris? What did you do??? Oh hell yeah... IT'S ON!!!! Blues! Merrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #99 August 18, 2005 QuoteOh hell yeah... IT'S ON!!!! UhOh... I never thought about the retribution angle. Dude, don't make me have to protect my wife's melons! I'm going to have a hard enough time keeping her away from Rev Jim's chocolate stash! And, to everyone else, thank you so much for the well-wishes and blessings.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #100 August 18, 2005 QuoteDude, don't make me have to protect my wife's melons! Merrick, we can work this out... Its only fair you get to be point on Operation Messican Melons; I'll distract the said Messican with some garlic sauce Shish Taouk, or something else that may get him distract him for a while.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
