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jumprunner

Skateboards are in better shape than surfboards

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Skateboards are a lot more sturdy, and tough, They dont break in half in the water like some whimpy surfboard. And they dont need these dorky fins to keep them moving straight, instead, they have these really cool wheels that keep them going straight.

And skateboarders are tough, when they fall they fall on hard pavement and brake bones instead of just 'taking a bath' and splashing around.

Can you die on a skateboard? You bet you can. If you had your ass whipped into submission by a really cute skychick, and then you fall off a skateboard on your ass, the sheer pain alone can put you into a state of shock (or submission, whichever comes first).

Some might see this as superficial or say, "I should be liked for me, not my size." That is just your justification for using a microscope and a pair of tweezers!

Dig Deep and do it for yourself and your own health! What is it going to take?

With a skateboard, you can skate between the sexy legs of beautiful women. Try doing that with a surfboard.

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instead of just 'taking a bath' and splashing around.



Ahem, tell that to anyone who's ever come off their board over the reef in Indonesia :P




We're making fun of another thread.



As i replied to your PM, i realised that, but in the spirit of how everyone else got worked up over the other thread i decided to get worked up over this one, hence the :P at the end of my post. Sarcasm isn't lost on me ;)

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