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Surfer Women Better than Skydiver Women!

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Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, put me on my knees and make me your slave B|



Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread!:D:D:D

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That's because it's being hijacked. :D





Oh shit...where did my pants go....

ALLRIGHT REBECCA....

Rebecca, you have that sinister smile on your face again...

Rebecca...now put the whip down....

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper). :D




Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lostB|



Now now, I have plenty of restraints and two perfectly strong spankin' hands, so let's just all share like good boys and girls. :ph34r:




Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, make me your slave B|



OK! You go make me a chicken pot pie!

Now!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, put me on my knees and make me your slave B|



Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread!:D:D:D

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Geez, I wonder about you people sometimes. It seems like we can't have even one decent discussion about some stupid topic without it turning into a discussion of kinky sex! :S

:)



Okay, Im guilty as charged. [:/]

Now go get your handcuffs and whip B|

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It's just more cushion for the pushin baby! :P

I work out 6 days a week right now (usually it's just 3-4) but I will never look like one of those tight young surfer girls. Sorry, my body just ain't built like that. It never was, even when I was pushing mad weight at the gym every day and doing tons of cardio. I agree that skydiving is not enough to keep you in good health. It would be stupid to think it was, but at least we're doing something instead of sitting on our asses at home watching Oprah and eating bon bons. I also think you're just trolling to get a rise out of everyone because you're bored. There's a lot of that going around. Look at all the fuss you've caused! :D

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I love you, Rebecca. I think I'm your red-headed step-child twin (as in, I have the temper). :D




Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lostB|



Now now, I have plenty of restraints and two perfectly strong spankin' hands, so let's just all share like good boys and girls. :ph34r:




Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, make me your slave B|



OK! You go make me a chicken pot pie!

Now!



Ohhhhh, wonderful! My butt is in such pain...at your feet mistress Rebecca....would you like me to suck your toes while youre eating it? :)

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Now go get your handcuffs and whip



Amazingly enough, I don't own any handcuffs...

I do have a few whips though. :)



Well youll need the handcuffs so I cant get away from you. Not that Id want to, but just like not having that option :D

Whip it good!!!!



Great. Now I have that Devo song stuck in my head! :|

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Bo!

Go Re-Read what I posted.

I was thanking Maura and then added the rest about "sclosoma"

This person Obbviously does not have a job b/c that averages almost 2-Jumps per day every year. At some point they went through the course as well. Hmnmmm.

Pay Attention Bo! and don't Burn Dinner! :ph34r::D



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The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

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/Yep, pasture time for those old cows./

I was with you until you got here…


Is this not the exact thing you are pissed off about? Who cares what they look like, none of you can see into their hearts or read their minds. They could be the most beautiful, caring and loving people on the earth but because your immediate and distasteful retort you have lowered yourself to kramers level. That is a shame…

Not all surfers are hard bodied, not all skydivers are hard bodies and lord knows I am not. We just all (for the most part) share a passion for something. Why make it so personal? Unless pun was intended here and I will withdraw my comments.

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Well youll need the handcuffs so I cant get away from you.



Well I might have something that would work in place of handcuffs... ;):)



OK, here's the plan....

GirlfalldownOnMe will have me helplessly pinned down and we can take it from there....handcuffs are highly overrated anyway ;)

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This person Obbviously does not have a job b/c that averages almost 2-Jumps per day every year. At some point they went through the course as well. Hmnmmm.



Actually that's not that hard to do. I was averaging 14 jumps a weekend at times and then you add in boogies where you might do 50 or more jumps in a week. Plus how the heck could you afford to skydive that much without a real job? I may only have 850ish jumps right now in 3 years but I had 2 spine surgeries in that time. If I didn't have those I'm sure I'd have at least 800000 jumps by now. Maybe 900000. Heck let's just call it an even million.

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I like pie.

... anyone else here like pie too?

What is your favorite pie? Let's discuss.


[Not you Kramer, I'm hijacking this thread here and making it pie-related... your comments are pretty much unwelcome :P]

Anyway, I like strawberry-rhubarb pie the most. Sometimes I'll take rasberry pie over strawberry-rhubarb but that's still my favorite.



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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My BF is a hardcore surfer, and he is actually surfing right now. He finally took his vacation leave, after being in Iraq sinc January. I am on meds right now, so I am relaxing in his apt. this morning, while he hits the surf. He is driving around looking for some good surf, and he just called me 30 minutes ago to look on some surfer website to let him know the conditions at another nearby beach because it's not good enough here. I'll probably go back out with him to the ocean (down the street) in the afternoon, if he goes back and if I am feeling better. Btw, we are in San Diego.

My thoughts on surfers, in general, is that they encompass various walks of life. It's not just 20-year old guys with no jobs, who smoke pot and say "dude" every five minutes. If they live on the strand in Manhattan Beach, like my brother used to, these are slightly older (30's-40's+) professional/well-off, yet still hard-core surfers. My BF is in the military, but he and some of his military friends surf regularly. My BF is 38, and he began to surf at 32 years.

Just like in any group, there are some surfers who are in better or worse shape than others. Just yesterday, he and I were watching a chubby, middle-aged man climb down some rocks with his board to hit some waves. It made me think about age/shape, and how nice it is that some of us still love our hobbies, despite not being perfectly fit and young. Like skydivers, some surfers are parents or have demanding jobs or a life outside of surfing. Swimming in the ocean would seem to be the ultimate exercise, but not all surfers surf consistently, due to commitments, work, family, etc.

Regarding female surfers and skydivers, women who surf and who skydive should never be compared to each other negatively. Neither groups of women seem like the type that would be putting each other down. If anything, both groups seem to admire what each other has been able to achieve physically or even mentally in each of their sports. It's a win-win situation, if women are able to skydive well, to climb well, to surf well, to be fit, to be successful, to live well, to be happy, etc. In some countries and even here many years ago, women do not or did not have that luxury and/or that right.

Here's to all women of the sky, the land and the ocean. :D May they enjoy their lives and pursue their passions, with wrinkles, cellulite and all. ;)

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Frankly, the moral of this story is...There's "out of shape" people everywhere and "in shape" people everywhere. There's some big surger in Hawaii, let me tell ya. And there's some big skydivers in Hawaii.
There small surfer in Hawaii and there's small skydivers in Hawaii...Take any sport (yep including curling) you'll find participant in all sizes. Exercise is great but there's more to it to be healthy then exercise. Diet-exercise-life style.....You're body gets us to what you put "it" to. Some have to work harder some don't have to work at all. Some care some just plainly don't care. Sad but that's the way it is.

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He is driving around looking for some good surf, and he just called me 30 minutes ago to look on some surfer website to let him know the conditions at another nearby beach because it's not good enough here. I'll probably go back out with him to the ocean (down the street) in the afternoon, if he goes back and if I am feeling better. Btw, we are in San Diego.



Yea, so am I. Let me know if he finds a spot, always looking for new ones myself. I usually hit Solana Beach on a 6'6 and there are usually a few breaks out there that are not too crowded.

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who smoke pot and say "dude" every five minutes.



Dude, like, I dont smoke pot. Uncool;)

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My BF is in the military, but he and some of his military friends surf regularly. My BF is 38, and he began to surf at 32 years.



So when your boyfriend goes back lets hook up at Solana. "Ill make you an offer you cant refuse"...beer and pizza @ Pizza Port.

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Just yesterday, he and I were watching a chubby, middle-aged man climb down some rocks with his board to hit some waves.



I saw somebody like that on a shortboard once. I dont get it, I have to stay in shape for that.

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I like a nice warm and tart cherry pie with a slice of cheese on top and a cup of strong black coffee on a Sunday morning. It's been years since I've treated myself to something like that for breakfast. I think I know what I'm having this Sunday!

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Damn dude you have offended quite a few women here Funny thing is its probably the over weight ladies that are taking offence...hehe You made an abservation simple as that. I think its a valid point. Hey i'm a fat bastard so what. When i surfed i was in shape sorry all but he has a point. If you don't like it lose weight and post some pics:P:P And too be honest i prefer a bit of meat. Chaoskitty isn't thin but she has something sexy about her. I don't think she cares about her weight....Also, the wifey will tell you she needs to lose a bit but i really don't think she would care about this post. in fact i may get her to post later...Maybe i am wrong...lol Anyways, most fat women have a personality because they have to..Some have a bitchy one also..........Which one are you??????????????;);)
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Frankly, the moral of this story is...There's "out of shape" people everywhere and "in shape" people everywhere. There's some big surfers in Hawaii, let me tell ya. And there's some big skydivers in Hawaii.
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Here's one:

http://www.sunsetsuzy.com/about.htm

And she surfs the Pipeline. Too bad she has a big Hawaiian boyfriend....Alooooha!

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