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Funny thing is its probably the over weight ladies that are taking offence



Well if 105 lbs is overweight, then I guess you are correct.

But then I wasn't really offended anyway; I just thought it was a pretty shallow and ridiculous post to make.

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Not you Kramer, I'm hijacking this thread here and making it pie-related... your comments are pretty much unwelcome



The Beauty of it is that this is a Free Country and I am one of those who still Serve to Defend That FREEDOM!

Do you think I care if I am wanted? :S:D

Oh and I like Chocolate Creme! Although sometimes I make myself sick on it. :ph34r::PB|



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Damn dude you have offended quite a few women here Funny thing is its probably the over weight ladies that are taking offence...hehe You made an abservation simple as that. I think its a valid point. Hey i'm a fat bastard so what. When i surfed i was in shape sorry all but he has a point. If you don't like it lose weight and post some pics:P:P And too be honest i prefer a bit of meat. Chaoskitty isn't thin but she has something sexy about her. I don't think she cares about her weight....Also, the wifey will tell you she needs to lose a bit but i really don't think she would care about this post. in fact i may get her to post later...Maybe i am wrong...lol Anyways, most fat women have a personality because they have to..Some have a bitchy one also..........Which one are you??????????????;);)




Are you done? Can we get back to the real topic of this thread now??!?

What is your favorite kind of pie?



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Any pie the more fattening the better But i think some of the ladies on here should stay away from pie:D:D:D:D
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Not you Kramer, I'm hijacking this thread here and making it pie-related... your comments are pretty much unwelcome



The Beauty of it is that this is a Free Country and I am one of those who still Serve to Defend That FREEDOM!

Do you think I care if I am wanted? :S:D

Oh and I like Chocolate Creme! Although sometimes I make myself sick on it. :ph34r::PB|



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My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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The Beauty of it is that this is a Free Country and I am one of those who still Serve to Defend That FREEDOM!



As a WEEKEND WARRIOR? Dont brag dude, I was active duty in the post Vietnam Regular Army working under a seceret clearance. You might notice I dont have to go around bragging about "defending a free country" which is a bunch of hogwash. You sound like someone who watches too many movies.

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Do you think I care if I am wanted? :S:D



You know, I think these people have made it pretty clear that youre not. Take a hint.

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OOoooohh I could see a poll coming outta that one;)



Naw, I'm not making a poll out of it. I'm claiming this thread.

It's useless otherwise.

Might as well discuss pie.



Oh! I haven't even mentioned meat pies! Like tourtiere... I like to smother it in mustard like I do Sheppards Pie.

Yum... seppards piiiiiiie :)



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Oh and I like Chocolate Creme! Although sometimes I make myself sick on it.



Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking, or do I just have a dirty mind? :ph34r::ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You just have a dirty mind.....Not that theres anything wrong with that but just don't be overweight...
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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OOoooohh I could see a poll coming outta that one;)



Naw, I'm not making a poll out of it. I'm claiming this thread.

It's useless otherwise.

Might as well discuss pie.



Oh! I haven't even mentioned meat pies! Like tourtiere... I like to smother it in mustard like I do Sheppards Pie.

Yum... seppards piiiiiiie :)


Look man, dont be highjacking this thread. We were talking about being whipped and handcuffed before this pie stuff came along...;)

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You just have a dirty mind.....Not that theres anything wrong with that but just don't be overweight...



I'm a size 10. Can I keep my dirty mind AND my dress size?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I like a nice warm and tart cherry pie with a slice of cheese on top and a cup of strong black coffee on a Sunday morning. It's been years since I've treated myself to something like that for breakfast. I think I know what I'm having this Sunday!



Noice! I'm glad made you think of it then :)
I wish I could join you for a slice. It would be nice to meet you and get to know you over pie. :D

I will find myslef a slice of cherry pie on Sunday and eat it whilst thinking of you GFD :)



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I like a nice warm and tart cherry pie with a slice of cheese on top and a cup of strong black coffee on a Sunday morning. It's been years since I've treated myself to something like that for breakfast. I think I know what I'm having this Sunday!



Noice! I'm glad made you think of it then :)
I wish I could join you for a slice. It would be nice to meet you and get to know you over pie. :D

I will find myslef a slice of cherry pie on Sunday and eat it whilst thinking of you GFD :)



Its lunch time.

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I'm a size 10. Can I keep my dirty mind AND my dress size?




Listen, I've never met you in person, but I've seen many a picture floating around on this site...your avatar right now for example...

Ahhh, let's see... how do I put this... eloquently?

You have nothing to worry about in term of dress size. You are one foxy mama Skymama!

...and I mean that sweety-pie B|



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The Beauty of it is that this is a Free Country and I am one of those who still Serve to Defend That FREEDOM!



As a WEEKEND WARRIOR? Dont brag dude, I was active duty in the post Vietnam Regular Army working under a seceret clearance. You might notice I dont have to go around bragging about "defending a free country" which is a bunch of hogwash. You sound like someone who watches too many movies.

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Do you think I care if I am wanted? :S:D



You know, I think these people have made it pretty clear that youre not. Take a hint.



Man I love this guy!

GFD take video when you an 'becca an all are doing that S&M thing. I'll go get some popcorn. B|
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I was active duty in the post Vietnam Regular Army working under a seceret clearance.



WOW! You are incredible. I need to bow down.

But you sound like a quitter! Did you retire from the military?

I will have your non-knowing! Non-Jumping Ass know That the last time I checked I am post-vietnam era guy myself. I am not Bragging. Those who know me know where I work and whom I work for in the military and I have over 12-yrs active SMART-GUY and 16+ total. Since that is of importance to you.

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You might notice I dont have to go around bragging about "defending a free country" which is a bunch of hogwash.



Hmmm. Wake Up Dude You Just DID!!!! :ph34r::D

Back me up posters.

Get back in the class learn how to Skydive "Tough Guy!" :D:D:D:D:DB|



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You know, I think these people have made it pretty clear that youre not. Take a hint.



Sniff, Sniff! Is this where I am supposed to cry?
FAT CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GET A LIFE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

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