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Jumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Jumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! :P



Can we at least stop for ice cream? :|



That and I really gotta pee.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Whoa! Mama's winding up to do the "Eyes in Back of Head Lightning Strike Technique" where she smacks you silly in the back without taking her eyes off the road...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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That and I really gotta pee.



I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! :S
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Can we at least stop for ice cream?


No, because ice cream will make you fat and out of shape. That's how we got here in the first place :)
Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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You used to be able to get a C license at 100 jumps. I *think* that's changed now. But I went through static line jumpmaster training when I had a B license and about 70 jumps thinking getting those 30 jumps wouldn't be a problem. (It was my first springtime in Chicago as a licensed skydiver- I was wrong!:$) I learned a lot but never followed through and got my rating. It was too much for me at that experience level. I was a nervous wreck with my "pretend" students in the plane, and they didn't even mess with me!

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That and I really gotta pee.



I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! :S




>:(>:( stomp>:(>:(
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream

:D

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Everyone knows that trolls hate it when you hijack their fishin' with a little pie discussion.



Honestly I was not trolling.

Talk about pie or whatever. It matter not to me. Just try to think of the moderators and not post certain things. :)
This is not something where people should get so irritated at. I mean C'mon. Push away from the computer if it makes you that mad.

Just like some need to push away from the table! :ph34r:



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Ooops, I didnt see this one....

surfer
skydiver with 1200 jumps
All American Weekend Warrior hero
health expert and advisor
DZ.com post advisor and wanna be moderator
troller that wasnt actually trolling

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Jumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! :P



Awww, cmon, this guy's fun.

Hey man, this is just like ol' times :D:D (Personally, I think we shoud send him to the womens forum...he he he....get some of that good ol' fashioned red action goin'

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That and I really gotta pee.



I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! :S




>:(>:( stomp>:(>:(
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream

:D



If we both throw a hissy fit she'll have to stop! Oops, nevermind. I just wet myself. MOM!!!

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That and I really gotta pee.



I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! :S




>:(>:( stomp>:(>:(
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream

:D



If we both throw a hissy fit she'll have to stop! Oops, nevermind. I just wet myself. MOM!!!



ewwwwwwwwwwww.. MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Oh shit, now this guy's a doctor too.

Okay, so far we have surfer, skydiver with 1200 jumps, All American Weekend Warrior hero, and last but not least, health expert and advisor.



It obviously Bothers you otherwise you would not be flapping in the wind! :ph34r:

I noticed that you could not answer the simple questions of you.

Again there are plenty of people who know my place in the military and can confirm.

Go make an exercise video there Mr Tony Little with dyed hair. :ph34r::ph34r::D:DB|
release some of that tension. :D:DB|



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The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

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Oh shit, now this guy's a doctor too.

Okay, so far we have surfer, skydiver with 1200 jumps, All American Weekend Warrior hero, and last but not least, health expert and advisor.



It obviously Bothers you otherwise you would not be flapping in the wind! :ph34r:

I noticed that you could not answer the simple questions of you.

Again there are plenty of people who know my place in the military and can confirm.

Go make an exercise video there Mr Tony Little with dyed hair. :ph34r::ph34r::D:DB|
release some of that tension. :D:DB|

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Oh, but you see, its like you said, Im 'retired' after having set the DZ.com record for the most name changes and bannings ever.

The job's all yours ma' boy. Try the womens forum, you might get banned a little quicker.

Whatever happened to Michele?

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That and I really gotta pee.



I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! :S




>:(>:( stomp>:(>:(

look i've had enough with your tattoos and piercings. Now go and lose weight you don't need any ice-cream.....Don't make me get Jones on ya:D
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream
me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream

:D



If we both throw a hissy fit she'll have to stop! Oops, nevermind. I just wet myself. MOM!!!


http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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JC see politically correct there could of said Jesus christ..Why do you always turn the thread into sex any chance we can ban a moderator:D
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Looks to me like somebody doesn't like the taste of his own medicine. I don't normally like to write more than once on a post but I just can't help myself. When you write such a generalized statement that pretty much insults all women skydivers what your going to get back is a generalized statement that is aimmed twards you. I will say that I don't agree with what I wrote, its was really just to get a rise out of him so I'm sorry to all the people that I insulted along the way. As far as experiance level goes it really does have to do with not only time but definetly with the amount of jumps you have. The reason I have so many jumps in so little amount of time is just for that, to get my experiance up there... because lets just face it skydiving is all about currency. Thats the first thing that Bill Dause tought me, with your experiance level kramer you should know who that is, if not I'll just remind you. He has been in the sport for over 30 years, he is just about to hit the 30,000 jumps mark and also has the most freefall time in the world. And he is also my mentor. The more jumps you do = the more time you've spent at the drop zone = the more you learn plain and simple. How can you learn about skydiving if you don't do it that offen? I don't get that. The more knowlage you you have the more experiance, but you can't do that so easily if you don't do it as much as you can. I understand that, its why I do it so much, why can't you? Why are you laid up? why do you get hurt all the time? Surfing isn't so dangerous if you know what your doing and what your limitations are and I know that for a fact I been surfing since I was 10 years old. Don't do it much anymore I stopped when I started skydiving but that wasn't too long ago now was it. Sorry it took me so long to respond I was at work smart ass.

P.S. your no Kramer your a really old Vanilla Ice
"Don't mistake common stupidity for common sense"
-Bill Dause

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Looks to me like somebody doesn't like the taste of his own medicine. I don't normally like to write more than once on a post but I just can't help myself. When you write such a generalized statement that pretty much insults all women skydivers what your going to get back is a generalized statement that is aimmed twards you. I will say that I don't agree with what I wrote, its was really just to get a rise out of him so I'm sorry to all the people that I insulted along the way. As far as experiance level goes it really does have to do with not only time but definetly with the amount of jumps you have. The reason I have so many jumps in so little amount of time is just for that, to get my experiance up there... because lets just face it skydiving is all about currency. Thats the first thing that Bill Dause tought me, with your experiance level kramer you should know who that is, if not I'll just remind you. He has been in the sport for over 30 years, he is just about to hit the 30,000 jumps mark and also has the most freefall time in the world. And he is also my mentor. The more jumps you do = the more time you've spent at the drop zone = the more you learn plain and simple. How can you learn about skydiving if you don't do it that offen? I don't get that. The more knowlage you you have the more experiance, but you can't do that so easily if you don't do it as much as you can. I understand that, its why I do it so much, why can't you? Why are you laid up? why do you get hurt all the time? Surfing isn't so dangerous if you know what your doing and what your limitations are and I know that for a fact I been surfing since I was 10 years old. Don't do it much anymore I stopped when I started skydiving but that wasn't too long ago now was it. Sorry it took me so long to respond I was at work smart ass.

P.S. your no Kramer your a really old Vanilla Ice




Just as a forethought...did you realize that it is a no brainer to *actually* lie about the number of jumps? Show you how to do it:
1. Edit your profile
2. Enter # of jumps you want people to think you have, OR, count the number in your logbook and enter that.

Im not calling anyone here a liar about jump numbers, just saying it wouldnt be entirely difficult to lie about it, so why make assumptions about anyone based on a published number?

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I have never seen a chick waddle into the surf with a board but I have seen quite a few waddle out to the airplane.
Skydiving will never make you fit, you dont even have to be fit to skydive but it sure helps.
Surfing, on the other hand, will be impossible for those who arent reasonably fit, and the more you surf, the fitter you will become.


Why is it that all the CReW guys are fat and old?;)

Just kidding!

Ha ha Kramer you stirred up a real poo storm!:ph34r:

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Just as a forethought...did you realize that it is a no brainer to *actually* lie about the number of jumps?


I'm deeply offended that you'd insult the pure innocence and integrity of everyone by suggesting that someone might lie in their profile. :|
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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