skymama 37 #226 August 18, 2005 Jumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #227 August 18, 2005 QuoteJumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! Can we at least stop for ice cream? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #228 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteJumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! Can we at least stop for ice cream? That and I really gotta pee. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #229 August 18, 2005 Whoa! Mama's winding up to do the "Eyes in Back of Head Lightning Strike Technique" where she smacks you silly in the back without taking her eyes off the road... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #230 August 18, 2005 QuoteThat and I really gotta pee. I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,447 #231 August 18, 2005 QuoteCan we at least stop for ice cream? No, because ice cream will make you fat and out of shape. That's how we got here in the first place Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #232 August 18, 2005 You used to be able to get a C license at 100 jumps. I *think* that's changed now. But I went through static line jumpmaster training when I had a B license and about 70 jumps thinking getting those 30 jumps wouldn't be a problem. (It was my first springtime in Chicago as a licensed skydiver- I was wrong!) I learned a lot but never followed through and got my rating. It was too much for me at that experience level. I was a nervous wreck with my "pretend" students in the plane, and they didn't even mess with me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #233 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat and I really gotta pee. I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! stomp me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #234 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteEveryone knows that trolls hate it when you hijack their fishin' with a little pie discussion. Honestly I was not trolling. Talk about pie or whatever. It matter not to me. Just try to think of the moderators and not post certain things. This is not something where people should get so irritated at. I mean C'mon. Push away from the computer if it makes you that mad. Just like some need to push away from the table! . Ooops, I didnt see this one.... surfer skydiver with 1200 jumps All American Weekend Warrior hero health expert and advisor DZ.com post advisor and wanna be moderator troller that wasnt actually trolling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #235 August 18, 2005 QuoteJumprunner and Kramer...you two are going to get this thread locked quickly if you don't quit picking on each other. Don't make me stop this car! Awww, cmon, this guy's fun. Hey man, this is just like ol' times (Personally, I think we shoud send him to the womens forum...he he he....get some of that good ol' fashioned red action goin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #236 August 18, 2005 QuoteDZ.com post advisor and wanna be moderator troller that wasnt actually trolling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #237 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteThat and I really gotta pee. I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! stomp me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream If we both throw a hissy fit she'll have to stop! Oops, nevermind. I just wet myself. MOM!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #238 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThat and I really gotta pee. I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! stomp me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream If we both throw a hissy fit she'll have to stop! Oops, nevermind. I just wet myself. MOM!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww.. MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #239 August 18, 2005 QuoteOh shit, now this guy's a doctor too. Okay, so far we have surfer, skydiver with 1200 jumps, All American Weekend Warrior hero, and last but not least, health expert and advisor. It obviously Bothers you otherwise you would not be flapping in the wind! I noticed that you could not answer the simple questions of you. Again there are plenty of people who know my place in the military and can confirm. Go make an exercise video there Mr Tony Little with dyed hair. release some of that tension. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #240 August 18, 2005 Roger Mama. I am done with Mr. JumpRunner on open forum. I respect your wishes. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #241 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh shit, now this guy's a doctor too. Okay, so far we have surfer, skydiver with 1200 jumps, All American Weekend Warrior hero, and last but not least, health expert and advisor. It obviously Bothers you otherwise you would not be flapping in the wind! I noticed that you could not answer the simple questions of you. Again there are plenty of people who know my place in the military and can confirm. Go make an exercise video there Mr Tony Little with dyed hair. release some of that tension. . Oh, but you see, its like you said, Im 'retired' after having set the DZ.com record for the most name changes and bannings ever. The job's all yours ma' boy. Try the womens forum, you might get banned a little quicker. Whatever happened to Michele? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #242 August 18, 2005 Quote I just wet myself Are you wearing jeans?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #243 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThat and I really gotta pee. I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! stomp look i've had enough with your tattoos and piercings. Now go and lose weight you don't need any ice-cream.....Don't make me get Jones on ya me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream me want ic-ream If we both throw a hissy fit she'll have to stop! Oops, nevermind. I just wet myself. MOM!!!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #244 August 18, 2005 JC see politically correct there could of said Jesus christ..Why do you always turn the thread into sex any chance we can ban a moderatorhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #245 August 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat and I really gotta pee. I told you to go before we left the house, and no one is getting ice cream, you didn't eat your dinner! But we weren't hungry at dinner time, Mama! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #246 August 18, 2005 QuoteJC see politically correct there could of said Jesus christ..Why do you always turn the thread into sex any chance we can ban a moderator Naaa, dont go there. Like everything else, Ive tried that one too. I think that was one of the things I got banned for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sclosoma 0 #247 August 19, 2005 Looks to me like somebody doesn't like the taste of his own medicine. I don't normally like to write more than once on a post but I just can't help myself. When you write such a generalized statement that pretty much insults all women skydivers what your going to get back is a generalized statement that is aimmed twards you. I will say that I don't agree with what I wrote, its was really just to get a rise out of him so I'm sorry to all the people that I insulted along the way. As far as experiance level goes it really does have to do with not only time but definetly with the amount of jumps you have. The reason I have so many jumps in so little amount of time is just for that, to get my experiance up there... because lets just face it skydiving is all about currency. Thats the first thing that Bill Dause tought me, with your experiance level kramer you should know who that is, if not I'll just remind you. He has been in the sport for over 30 years, he is just about to hit the 30,000 jumps mark and also has the most freefall time in the world. And he is also my mentor. The more jumps you do = the more time you've spent at the drop zone = the more you learn plain and simple. How can you learn about skydiving if you don't do it that offen? I don't get that. The more knowlage you you have the more experiance, but you can't do that so easily if you don't do it as much as you can. I understand that, its why I do it so much, why can't you? Why are you laid up? why do you get hurt all the time? Surfing isn't so dangerous if you know what your doing and what your limitations are and I know that for a fact I been surfing since I was 10 years old. Don't do it much anymore I stopped when I started skydiving but that wasn't too long ago now was it. Sorry it took me so long to respond I was at work smart ass. P.S. your no Kramer your a really old Vanilla Ice"Don't mistake common stupidity for common sense" -Bill Dause Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #248 August 20, 2005 QuoteLooks to me like somebody doesn't like the taste of his own medicine. I don't normally like to write more than once on a post but I just can't help myself. When you write such a generalized statement that pretty much insults all women skydivers what your going to get back is a generalized statement that is aimmed twards you. I will say that I don't agree with what I wrote, its was really just to get a rise out of him so I'm sorry to all the people that I insulted along the way. As far as experiance level goes it really does have to do with not only time but definetly with the amount of jumps you have. The reason I have so many jumps in so little amount of time is just for that, to get my experiance up there... because lets just face it skydiving is all about currency. Thats the first thing that Bill Dause tought me, with your experiance level kramer you should know who that is, if not I'll just remind you. He has been in the sport for over 30 years, he is just about to hit the 30,000 jumps mark and also has the most freefall time in the world. And he is also my mentor. The more jumps you do = the more time you've spent at the drop zone = the more you learn plain and simple. How can you learn about skydiving if you don't do it that offen? I don't get that. The more knowlage you you have the more experiance, but you can't do that so easily if you don't do it as much as you can. I understand that, its why I do it so much, why can't you? Why are you laid up? why do you get hurt all the time? Surfing isn't so dangerous if you know what your doing and what your limitations are and I know that for a fact I been surfing since I was 10 years old. Don't do it much anymore I stopped when I started skydiving but that wasn't too long ago now was it. Sorry it took me so long to respond I was at work smart ass. P.S. your no Kramer your a really old Vanilla Ice Just as a forethought...did you realize that it is a no brainer to *actually* lie about the number of jumps? Show you how to do it: 1. Edit your profile 2. Enter # of jumps you want people to think you have, OR, count the number in your logbook and enter that. Im not calling anyone here a liar about jump numbers, just saying it wouldnt be entirely difficult to lie about it, so why make assumptions about anyone based on a published number? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
burbleflyer 0 #249 August 20, 2005 I have never seen a chick waddle into the surf with a board but I have seen quite a few waddle out to the airplane. Skydiving will never make you fit, you dont even have to be fit to skydive but it sure helps. Surfing, on the other hand, will be impossible for those who arent reasonably fit, and the more you surf, the fitter you will become. Why is it that all the CReW guys are fat and old? Just kidding! Ha ha Kramer you stirred up a real poo storm! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #250 August 20, 2005 QuoteJust as a forethought...did you realize that it is a no brainer to *actually* lie about the number of jumps? I'm deeply offended that you'd insult the pure innocence and integrity of everyone by suggesting that someone might lie in their profile. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
