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I don't much care for the smell of sex. It's rather sickening. So, no, I wouldn't watch porn with that. or wrestling, or basically any kind of sport . . . or Fear Factor . . . geez, or anything. Except cooking shows. But then not Iron Chef. :D

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I would watch Discovery. Could you imagine sitting comfortably in the middle of an elephant stampede or a whale migration? COOL!!!

You could pretend to kick Jean-Claude Van Damme in the nuts!

You could stand in front of a life-sized 3D Brad Pitt and smell his masculinity!

You could look "down" from the top of Everest!

You can smack Jeopardy contestants upside the head when they're stupid!

I can't wait!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I love Iron Chef, but the original uses a lot of fish eyeballs and sea urchins and stuff. I don't want to smell that shit.



Have to agree on that one. But the American version I could handle with no problem.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

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Well, porn drove the VHS standard. I suspect it will determine the winner in the current HD standard war (Blu-Ray vs. the other one, I forget the name.) Wouldn't suprise me if it drives the next iteration of display technology either.

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You could view outerspace while you float around the astronauts working on a space station or a satellite.....or view mars from the rover's perspective....bitchin!!!

Look down from Everest? Perhaps you mean look to the horizon from Everest!http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/everest/climb/summitstill.html

Or better yet, you could video any skydive, then loop the footage so it is one continuous skydive (or several skydives)and watch it while you are sitting in your home after the day is over. Imagine having hot steamy sex while you are laying in the middle of a day's/weekend's/year's/lifetime's worth of skydives! OH YEAH!
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I would watch Discovery. Could you imagine sitting comfortably in the middle of an elephant stampede or a whale migration? COOL!!!

You could pretend to kick Jean-Claude Van Damme in the nuts!

You could stand in front of a life-sized 3D Brad Pitt and smell his masculinity!

You could look "down" from the top of Everest!

You can smack Jeopardy contestants upside the head when they're stupid!

I can't wait!


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That there's funny!:D


Chuck

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Raise your hand if you when you read the title you thought his woman was in town... ;)



The real thing would be a much better reason to not leave the house, but unfortunately it ain't in the cards this weekend. [:/]:P:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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