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What is the worst thing you have ever put in your mouth?

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Baloots. Rotten duck eggs that have fermented for a couple of weeks and then warmed up in their shell. Juice tastes like chicken soup but the eyes pop in your mouth and taste salty.
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Hair cream (whatever that stuff is that guys use to slick their hair back). It tastes really nasty; I don't recommend trying it.


I read this wrong the first time.. read "slick their back hair" and was TRUELY grossed out.

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Mace, or Pepper Spray, CS gas, and an MRE known as "The Five FIngers Of Death." - beef frankfurters.

It is an Army training thing...

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was it the enchilada MRE? Because that is the one meal we will all be eating after the "bomb". If so, glad you are still here and it taste better with massive amounts of hot sauce!>:(

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I don't know how to spell it but it was called something like "kerb"...

Some kind of shelled seaslug that the natives would dig out of the rocks, shuck from the shell, dip in the ocean, and eat immediately. Apparently it was a delicacy...

Didn't taste bad, but the thought of it got my gag reflex going...

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An oyster that had a thin broken bit of oyster shell in it . It sliced it's way round my mouth and then right down through my digestive tract and could still be inside me somewhere doing its evil deeds.

Life has its little surprises.:)

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