heidihagen 0 #1 August 13, 2005 Waffle House: Still Dishing at Age 50 the best all around study/after 2 spot (taco c doesn't count)...waffley spent at least 4 or 5 of those years with me!!!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #2 August 13, 2005 Waffle house is the greatest, I don't know how many times at 3am been driving way to long you see the yellow and black beacon of light and sanity. Pull in and 30 minutes later you are recharged and ready to keep driving for the rest of the night.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #3 August 13, 2005 I always used to be amazed at how the waitresses would call out the orders and the cooks never got them wrong (well, seldom anyway). I uses to think those guys and gals shuld be rocket scientists to remember all that shit - then I found out about the magic marker system...... I was still impressed though. And good, good food and a bottomless coffee pot - fillerup!Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #4 August 13, 2005 If you have a Waffle House Credit Card ! YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK ..... VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #5 August 13, 2005 Quote"Just out of curiousity, have you ever buttered a cat?" no, never buttered a cat. but i have thought about the whole buttered-cat array thing before. seems like the solution to the world's energy problems. for those who haven't heard about this ground breaking theory, it goes something like this: drop a cat and it always lands on its feet drop a piece of buttered bread and it always lands butter side down. drop a cat with a piece of buttered bread attached to its back and it will spin perpetually just off the ground. harness the energy by attaching a few magnets and drop the cat in a copper coil and you can generate electricity. connect thousands of these and you have a giant buttered cat array. i have to stop with these early morning weekend shifts. brain good works not in morning early. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 August 14, 2005 i worked at a waffel house here in ohio for a couple years back in high school.. i'm actually on thier wall of fame now as a regular customer..... i know all the staff and heck they even let me in the back room to hang out when it is dead, when i was unemployed i even mopped the floors once cuz i was bored and it was like 3:30 am and i was the only "customer" in there.............. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbarry 0 #7 August 14, 2005 From The Onion Mason-Dixon Line Renamed IHOP-Waffle House Line . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 August 14, 2005 Here in Kansas City, you can go to either an IHOP or a Waffle House. Aint we the luckiest!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #9 August 14, 2005 QuoteHere in Kansas City, you can go to either an IHOP or a Waffle House. Aint we the luckiest!! You can do that here in Denver also, so Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #10 August 14, 2005 u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. and 7 times out of 10 they are no more than 2 miles apart. just like home depot and lowes. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 August 14, 2005 Quote u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. I may not be the "only" special .... but my momma told me "special is as special does" (or was that "stupid is as stupid does" ... or was that in a movie.... or is this all just a dream.... ) (it's bad to be bored on a Saturday night.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #12 August 14, 2005 i just came in from working on the bike so im tired and plan on sitting on my ass unless someone calls me and wants to go have a couple beers. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #13 August 14, 2005 LOL. My sis used to work at waffle house for yrs. She was selling and taking acid on the job and used to arrange the eggs and bacon into smiley faces for the customers. LOL. Ate many a free meal. It got a lot better when she started tending bars. LOLI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkm2500 0 #14 August 14, 2005 I have an interesting story about waffle house..... Years ago, in High School after a buddy of mine got into a confrontation with a school maintenence man we ditched 4th hour to go get lunch. We decided that waffle house would be a good idea because it had th all you can eat for like 4.99. Anyhow, while waiting for the food to arrive a guy bursts through the door and runs toward the back of the resteraunt he screamed "you have got to help me". A second later another guy bursts through the door leading a rottwieler on a chain. The second guy sics the aformentioned rottwieler on the first guy. Unfortunately while unassing the booth that we were sitting in, my buddy intercepted the rottwieler "long bomb" and caught a set of teeth in the leg, just missing the jewels by an inch or two. Anyway, after the cops showed up....idiot #1 was idiot#2's brother and they were fighting over a girl. So, is this a common occurence? I have a hard time going into WH since. It was like a Jerry Springer episode.....live.The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 August 14, 2005 Anyway, after the cops showed up....idiot #1 was idiot#2's brother and they were fighting over a girl. So, is this a common occurence? I have a hard time going into WH since. It was like a Jerry Springer episode.....live. *** Common???? HELL YES DUDE!!! That's why I go there... There's one by the airport here in Houston.... ALWAYS a hoot..entertainment wise! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #16 August 17, 2005 Quoteu 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. Ya, but they are in TX. We win! Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 August 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteu 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. Ya, but they are in TX. We win! Derek HEY now... We're the largest state in the union! EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!!!!! ...Even the Waffles are HUGE here~ WE WIN! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #18 August 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteu 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. Ya, but they are in TX. We win! Derek HEY now... We're the largest state in the union! EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!!!!! ...Even the Waffles are HUGE here~ WE WIN! Quote I thought Alaska was the 'Largest' state in the union?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 August 17, 2005 I thought Alaska was the 'Largest' state in the union?! *** Nope!!! Just MELT the sucker.... The rock under it is really smaller than the city of Long Island! I mean if you're talking WATER content...Hawaii would win! Hummm...wonder if there is a Waffle House in Hawaii?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #20 August 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteu 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. Ya, but they are in TX. We win! Derek HEY now... We're the largest state in the union! EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!!!!! ...Even the Waffles are HUGE here~ WE WIN! Quote I thought Alaska was the 'Largest' state in the union?! Ya know, I've always said, if them damn Texans (even the transplanted ones) keep this up, we'll be forced to cut alaska in half, and make Texas the 3rd largest state... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 August 17, 2005 Ya know, I've always said, if them damn Texans (even the transplanted ones) keep this up, we'll be forced to cut alaska in half, and make Texas the 3rd largest state... *** < giving the Buffalo Look> That's BOLD talk comin' from a guy who lives in a place whose state bird is the Mosquito! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 August 17, 2005 QuoteYa know, I've always said, if them damn Texans (even the transplanted ones) keep this up, we'll be forced to cut alaska in half, and make Texas the 3rd largest state... *** < giving the Buffalo Look> That's BOLD talk comin' from a guy who lives in a place whose state bird is the Mosquito! It may be our (adopted) state bird, but that's one thing that's definately bigger in Texas. Then suckers down there will carry away a 9 year old.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 August 17, 2005 Mmmm waffles."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #24 August 17, 2005 We don't have any waffle houses near me... but there is always The House of Chicken and Waffles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
