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Waffle house is the greatest, I don't know how many times at 3am been driving way to long you see the yellow and black beacon of light and sanity. Pull in and 30 minutes later you are recharged and ready to keep driving for the rest of the night.
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I always used to be amazed at how the waitresses would call out the orders and the cooks never got them wrong (well, seldom anyway). I uses to think those guys and gals shuld be rocket scientists to remember all that shit - then I found out about the magic marker system...... I was still impressed though.

And good, good food and a bottomless coffee pot - fillerup!
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"Just out of curiousity, have you ever buttered a cat?"



no, never buttered a cat. but i have thought about the whole buttered-cat array thing before. seems like the solution to the world's energy problems. for those who haven't heard about this ground breaking theory, it goes something like this:

  • drop a cat and it always lands on its feet
  • drop a piece of buttered bread and it always lands butter side down.
  • drop a cat with a piece of buttered bread attached to its back and it will spin perpetually just off the ground.
  • harness the energy by attaching a few magnets and drop the cat in a copper coil and you can generate electricity.
  • connect thousands of these and you have a giant buttered cat array.
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    i have to stop with these early morning weekend shifts. brain good works not in morning early. :S
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    i worked at a waffel house here in ohio for a couple years back in high school.. i'm actually on thier wall of fame now as a regular customer..... i know all the staff and heck they even let me in the back room to hang out when it is dead, when i was unemployed i even mopped the floors once cuz i was bored and it was like 3:30 am and i was the only "customer" in there..............

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    :P u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. ;)



    I may not be the "only" special .... but my momma told me "special is as special does" (or was that "stupid is as stupid does" ... or was that in a movie.... or is this all just a dream.... )

    (it's bad to be bored on a Saturday night.)

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    LOL. My sis used to work at waffle house for yrs. She was selling and taking acid on the job and used to arrange the eggs and bacon into smiley faces for the customers. LOL. Ate many a free meal. It got a lot better when she started tending bars. LOL
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    I have an interesting story about waffle house..... Years ago, in High School after a buddy of mine got into a confrontation with a school maintenence man we ditched 4th hour to go get lunch. We decided that waffle house would be a good idea because it had th all you can eat for like 4.99. Anyhow, while waiting for the food to arrive a guy bursts through the door and runs toward the back of the resteraunt he screamed "you have got to help me". A second later another guy bursts through the door leading a rottwieler on a chain. The second guy sics the aformentioned rottwieler on the first guy. Unfortunately while unassing the booth that we were sitting in, my buddy intercepted the rottwieler "long bomb" and caught a set of teeth in the leg, just missing the jewels by an inch or two.

    Anyway, after the cops showed up....idiot #1 was idiot#2's brother and they were fighting over a girl.

    So, is this a common occurence? I have a hard time going into WH since. It was like a Jerry Springer episode.....live.
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    Anyway, after the cops showed up....idiot #1 was idiot#2's brother and they were fighting over a girl.

    So, is this a common occurence? I have a hard time going into WH since. It was like a Jerry Springer episode.....live.


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    Common????:)

    HELL YES DUDE!!!B|

    That's why I go there...

    There's one by the airport here in Houston....
    ALWAYS a hoot..entertainment wise!:ph34r:










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    u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices.



    Ya, but they are in TX:o. We win!:ph34r:

    Derek



    HEY now...:S

    We're the largest state in the union!:)

    EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!!!!!

    ...Even the Waffles are HUGE here~ WE WIN!:ph34r:










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    u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices.



    Ya, but they are in TX:o. We win!:ph34r:

    Derek



    HEY now...:S

    We're the largest state in the union!:)

    EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!!!!!

    ...Even the Waffles are HUGE here~ WE WIN!:ph34r:




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    I thought Alaska was the 'Largest' state in the union?!:o












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    I thought Alaska was the 'Largest' state in the union?! :o



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    Nope!!!:)



    Just MELT the sucker....

    The rock under it is really smaller than the city of Long Island!:ph34r:


    I mean if you're talking WATER content...Hawaii would win!:P



    Hummm...wonder if there is a Waffle House in Hawaii?!B|










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    u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices.



    Ya, but they are in TX:o. We win!:ph34r:

    Derek



    HEY now...:S

    We're the largest state in the union!:)

    EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!!!!!

    ...Even the Waffles are HUGE here~ WE WIN!:ph34r:




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    I thought Alaska was the 'Largest' state in the union?!:o



    Ya know, I've always said, if them damn Texans (even the transplanted ones) keep this up, we'll be forced to cut alaska in half, and make Texas the 3rd largest state... :D:ph34r::D
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    Ya know, I've always said, if them damn Texans (even the transplanted ones) keep this up, we'll be forced to cut alaska in half, and make Texas the 3rd largest state...

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    That's BOLD talk comin' from a guy who lives in a place whose state bird is the Mosquito!:P










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    Ya know, I've always said, if them damn Texans (even the transplanted ones) keep this up, we'll be forced to cut alaska in half, and make Texas the 3rd largest state...

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    < giving the Buffalo Look>>:(


    That's BOLD talk comin' from a guy who lives in a place whose state bird is the Mosquito!:P



    It may be our (adopted) state bird, but that's one thing that's definately bigger in Texas. Then suckers down there will carry away a 9 year old.
    It's your life, live it!
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